Post by RaceFanX on Mar 15, 2009 1:04:13 GMT -5
And now we contuine...
Doc was running as fast as he could. He had to beat Epsilon back to the farm and warn the others of his plan, or at least stall it long enough for K-4.5 to arrive with the proof, or the human species could be wiped from the face of the earth. As much as a all-dog world could benefit canine kind, Doc solidly believed that the freedom to exist was the right of all sentient beings including humans. There was just one thing that puzzled him, how could Epsilon zap all the humans fast enough that he could complete the job before they realized what was happening and killed him to stop him. If he could just zap the whole planet he would have done it alrighty. Then it hit him...
BAM! It wasn't the idea he needed, it was a 120-year old oak tree. Doc was so caught up in thought he forgot to look where he was going and slammed the tree head on at full speed, knocking himself out.
5 minutes later, Doc finally came too with a splash of water to his face.
"Huh? What? Where am I? What year is this?" asked Doc in rapid fire succession.
"2009," replied U annoyed.
"2009, d**n," said Doc jokingly. Suddenly he came to his senses. "How long was I out," he asked.
"I don't know, I heard a bang about five minutes ago while testing my new extra-flammable kitty litter out here. I found you here shortly thereafter. Good thing I have this new collapsable drinking glass dog tag with me," said U as he held out a folding metal cup. U was one of the smarter pups at inventing but since he usually had no idea how to use his 007-esque creations, most of the time the pups avoided going to him for help. U contuined to talk.
"I went and filled it up then used it to splash and wake you," said U proudly. "You were mumbling incoherently about where to find some 'Sarah Jane,' if that's some sort of new designer drug I don't want to kn...," added U as Doc cut him off.
"It's not and that's not important. Where is Epsilon, he's trying to destroy the human race," asked Doc.
"Come on Doc, you expect me to believe that. Sounds like someone watches too much sci-fi," said U.
"They could say the same thing about you U," said Doc in a manner that just sounded akward. "You have to believe me U, if you don't six billion innoncent lives will be permanently altered before you can say 'Goldfinger.' I have to get back to the farm fast," said Doc getting up to contuine his run.
"Perhaps this is serious. Is there any way I can help you?," asked U as he began to believe Doc.
"Ah, sure I guess," said Doc, glad to hear someone was on his side. He pulled his non-functioning toy of a 'sonic screwdriver' from his scarf and threw it to U with a "Here."
"What is this," said U as Doc started to take off.
"It's my sonic screwdriver. You think you can get to work a little, you know unlock things, use sound as a non-lethal weapon, stuff like that," asked Doc quickly.
"Ah, sure," replied U.
"Thanks," shouted Doc as he ran off.
"Well at least for once I'm needed," thought U to himself. U had absolutely no idea what a sonic screwdriver was or how Doc intended a real one to function but if he just wanted the little plastic toy to open doors U was sure he could kitbash something up quick.
For Wizzer and Dipstick, today was a quiet day. The two had mainly stayed out of all that phoney balooney alien fuss that had been sweeping the barn that day and had snuck off for a swim in Hiccup Hole. Today was a quiet Satuday with beautiful weather and nothing could ruin this day. The two had just finished their swim and were now drying off by just relaxing in the sun.
Suddenly the serenity of the scene was shattered as a a streak of silver came shooting past Hiccup Hole at a faster than usual speed. It ran right over Dipstick's tail as it raced by.
"Yee-ouch!" said Dipstick
Before the pair realized what happened the streak was gone.
"What was that," asked Dipstick?
"I dunno...but I want to chase it down and find out," said Wizzer, feeling a bit braver than usual without Mooch around to make him feel second rate.
That streak was K-4.5 and he was racing overland across the country side trying to reach the farm with his vital recording. The little robot had been made from an off-road RC monster truck and he could easily handle the hills and fields that populated the landscape in Grutley. Still there was one thing he hadn't counted on, deep mud.
With a loud splash, the little bot hit a mud hole that proved to be too much for the bot to get thru, his wheels just spun and trapped him deeper as Dipstick and Wizzer chased down "their attacker," arriving just after he splashed down.
"What the heck, is that Doc's tin dog thing," asked Wizzer who for once didn't have to pee.
"Affirmative, I am K-4.5. My mission is to assist the one called Doc and I need to reach the farm A-S-A-P with vital information," said K-4.5. "I graciously request assistance from you two fine gentledogs to free me," said the robot.
"Wow, you here that Wizzer. We're gentledogs. And here I thought we were dalmatians," said Dipstick.
"No he means we're, nevermind," responded Wizzer. Surprisely, at this moment he could relate to what Tic-Tac must usually go through. "What's your mission robot, why should we help you?" asked Wizzer.
"I must get a recording to Dearly Farm. It contains evidence that shows that Epsilon is planning to wipe out the human race," said K-4.5.
"How is Epsilon going to do that," asked Dipstick, becoming confused as usual.
"Insufficent data," responded K-4.5
"Of course, leave the humans helpless with not enough information to live," said Dipstick feeling smarter than he actually was. "Wizzer we got to help him," said Dipstick. While Wizzer was almost certain that's not what K-4.5 meant he agreed, it had been a while since he'd gotten to do some good for the farm that didn't involve paper training with magazines that had Cruella's face on them.
"Alright, don't worry robot we'll get ya unstuck," said Wizzer.
It took a good two minutes of pushing but Wizzer and Dipstick were finally able to free the little robot. K-4.5 sped off with the dirty Dipstick and Wizzer following him.
Back at the farm, Epsilon was ticked. His meeting with Doc had not resulted in a new ally, only his entire plan now being threatened with exposure. Still he didn't see Doc around, he'd put on a happy face and try to just speed the process up a bit. If he did it right by the time Doc arrived, tattled on his plan and actually managed to get others to believe him it would be too late for the human race. As Epsilon entered the barn, he could almost see it now, a canine dominanted planet with his ruling it single handedly. Perhaps he could rule from London, he'd researched Earth and Buckingham Palace looked like a nice place to run the world from. Who's going to stop him from using it, the Queen? She'll be nothing but a whimpy old Pembroke Welsh Corgi with no real influence or political power...actually minus the Corgi part and she's basically like that now. Epsilon's brief foray into planning out meglomania and insulting the idea of monarchies was gladly interrupted.
"Your amp is ready sir, as are the adapters and wires needed," said a still brainwashed Techno. Epsilon's mind immediately shifted back to the task at hand.
"Brillant, prepare them for shipping. I'm moving up my time table, you will have the help you need to load it on the Puppy Bus in a few minutes," said Epsilon. Time to turn on the charm and get the pups to do his bidding, hopefully he wouldn't even need mind control. Epsilon looked over to where the crowd of pups were, naturally it was in front of the TV. Blitz had flipped on some rather tame anime, 'Full Metal Alchemist' or something, and was enjoying it as it went to commercial. The TV showed a promo for the local cable provider which showed their equipment a.
"DeVilCo Cable is proud to supply our area with over 150 channels of quality entertainment, all received from space and sent to you with the power of DeVilCo1, the largest satellite receiving and broadcasting dish in the Northern United States. Because we here at DeVilCo believe that..." CLICK. Epsilon flipped off the TV and hopped on
"Hey!," said Blitz "I was watching that. Now I'll never know what happens to Edward and Alphonse," added the husky.
"Everyone, I have an important announcement to make. The well being of this planet is much worse off than I expected. If we are to save it from irreversable Global Warming we must act now," said Epsilon.
There were only hushes and murmers from the audience.
"I sensed it just from walking in the park, the humans are leading a decadent lifestyle that the planet can not support much longer. That and I meet with that Doc fellow, is he insane? He started making up some crazy story that I want to wipe out humanity instead of just improve their actions," he added.
"Only to some extent, he's just overly curious and obesessive," replied Kendra from the crowd.
"Yes, well. Forget him, if we are to save the Earth we must act now. Techno and I have prepared a device that when used in conjunction with a large satellite, like the one on TV, will allow me to send a signal to every human being on the planet. I can use my mind control to give them a message that preserving the Earth is a good thing that they will be forced to obey and," Epsilon's speech was suddenly cut off by a voice from the crowd.
"Why for all humans need the convincing that saving planet is good thing, most think that way already. Plan is more redundant than MiG-21," spouted Yuri in his Russian accent.
"Hey, yeah," responded Two-Tone. "Most humans know the enviroment is in trouble and many are already taking actions to fix it around the world. Give them some credit," she added.
"And for those that don't, it is thier proper choice that they don't. Having the freedom to choose sometimes means letting folks make decisions you might not agree with. Just because you think one way doesn't mean you are right and they are wrong," said Puffy.
Epsilon could suddenly see the writing on the wall, thru no action of Doc his plan was starting to unravel by his own actions.
"As Optimus Prime says, 'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.' Even if done with good intentions, forcing people to do as you want against their will is wrong," said Roxy, somewhaat angry the collie she thought was her friend was trying to take away people's free will.
"But, but...the enviroment needs...," Epsilon was trying to recover their trust when two silhouttes appeared in the barn door, Doc and K-4.5. Slightly muddy, Wizzer and Dipstick followed closely behind. K-4.5 started a playback of the entire message...
"Myself, I think human beings are a poison. They controlled my home world just as they control this one and similarily ran it into the ground before us dogs rose up and took it from them...You see with my mind control, I can make folks do anything I want them to. But there's a problem, it only works on dogs and not humans but since I have the power to turn humans into dogs I can easily get around it..." As the message finished, it was becoming more and more clear the jig was up. Epsilon tried to pass it off as a fake.
"Why would you go to the trouble of faking a recording to spread such horrible lies about me Doc. I would..."
"Can it slimeball, your charade is over," said Leaf.
"It was never directly Epsilon's plan to save the enviroment. His plan was to use his vision powers to turn every human being on Earth into a dog than brainwash all the dogs, including us, to do as he wanted. He's out to take over the world, not save it," said Doc, now redeemed as the crowd gasp in horror at his plans. As outlandish as the plan seemed, it's legitmacy was far too real
"Alright, so I was planning to use my abilities to turn all the humans into dogs. Who among you will not admit that we'd better off if we were the dominant species," said Epsilon. His last ditch plea fell on deaf ears.
"Faking enviromentalism, not cool, You're no better than the bad guy from 'Quantum of Solace'," said Noggin.
"We'll never let you turn our nice pets into anything," chimed in Silkie.
He'd lost them. So close, and yet so far. But he couldn't let it end like this, he still had one last trick up his orange collar. Epsilon dropped his friendly facade.
"Okay, I've come too far forward with my plan to let it all go to heck now. If you mangy mutts want to play hardball. Let's play!," he shouted. He closed his eyes, opening them again to reveal the red mind control color as the red beams shot outward into the crowd...
Doc was running as fast as he could. He had to beat Epsilon back to the farm and warn the others of his plan, or at least stall it long enough for K-4.5 to arrive with the proof, or the human species could be wiped from the face of the earth. As much as a all-dog world could benefit canine kind, Doc solidly believed that the freedom to exist was the right of all sentient beings including humans. There was just one thing that puzzled him, how could Epsilon zap all the humans fast enough that he could complete the job before they realized what was happening and killed him to stop him. If he could just zap the whole planet he would have done it alrighty. Then it hit him...
BAM! It wasn't the idea he needed, it was a 120-year old oak tree. Doc was so caught up in thought he forgot to look where he was going and slammed the tree head on at full speed, knocking himself out.
5 minutes later, Doc finally came too with a splash of water to his face.
"Huh? What? Where am I? What year is this?" asked Doc in rapid fire succession.
"2009," replied U annoyed.
"2009, d**n," said Doc jokingly. Suddenly he came to his senses. "How long was I out," he asked.
"I don't know, I heard a bang about five minutes ago while testing my new extra-flammable kitty litter out here. I found you here shortly thereafter. Good thing I have this new collapsable drinking glass dog tag with me," said U as he held out a folding metal cup. U was one of the smarter pups at inventing but since he usually had no idea how to use his 007-esque creations, most of the time the pups avoided going to him for help. U contuined to talk.
"I went and filled it up then used it to splash and wake you," said U proudly. "You were mumbling incoherently about where to find some 'Sarah Jane,' if that's some sort of new designer drug I don't want to kn...," added U as Doc cut him off.
"It's not and that's not important. Where is Epsilon, he's trying to destroy the human race," asked Doc.
"Come on Doc, you expect me to believe that. Sounds like someone watches too much sci-fi," said U.
"They could say the same thing about you U," said Doc in a manner that just sounded akward. "You have to believe me U, if you don't six billion innoncent lives will be permanently altered before you can say 'Goldfinger.' I have to get back to the farm fast," said Doc getting up to contuine his run.
"Perhaps this is serious. Is there any way I can help you?," asked U as he began to believe Doc.
"Ah, sure I guess," said Doc, glad to hear someone was on his side. He pulled his non-functioning toy of a 'sonic screwdriver' from his scarf and threw it to U with a "Here."
"What is this," said U as Doc started to take off.
"It's my sonic screwdriver. You think you can get to work a little, you know unlock things, use sound as a non-lethal weapon, stuff like that," asked Doc quickly.
"Ah, sure," replied U.
"Thanks," shouted Doc as he ran off.
"Well at least for once I'm needed," thought U to himself. U had absolutely no idea what a sonic screwdriver was or how Doc intended a real one to function but if he just wanted the little plastic toy to open doors U was sure he could kitbash something up quick.
For Wizzer and Dipstick, today was a quiet day. The two had mainly stayed out of all that phoney balooney alien fuss that had been sweeping the barn that day and had snuck off for a swim in Hiccup Hole. Today was a quiet Satuday with beautiful weather and nothing could ruin this day. The two had just finished their swim and were now drying off by just relaxing in the sun.
Suddenly the serenity of the scene was shattered as a a streak of silver came shooting past Hiccup Hole at a faster than usual speed. It ran right over Dipstick's tail as it raced by.
"Yee-ouch!" said Dipstick
Before the pair realized what happened the streak was gone.
"What was that," asked Dipstick?
"I dunno...but I want to chase it down and find out," said Wizzer, feeling a bit braver than usual without Mooch around to make him feel second rate.
That streak was K-4.5 and he was racing overland across the country side trying to reach the farm with his vital recording. The little robot had been made from an off-road RC monster truck and he could easily handle the hills and fields that populated the landscape in Grutley. Still there was one thing he hadn't counted on, deep mud.
With a loud splash, the little bot hit a mud hole that proved to be too much for the bot to get thru, his wheels just spun and trapped him deeper as Dipstick and Wizzer chased down "their attacker," arriving just after he splashed down.
"What the heck, is that Doc's tin dog thing," asked Wizzer who for once didn't have to pee.
"Affirmative, I am K-4.5. My mission is to assist the one called Doc and I need to reach the farm A-S-A-P with vital information," said K-4.5. "I graciously request assistance from you two fine gentledogs to free me," said the robot.
"Wow, you here that Wizzer. We're gentledogs. And here I thought we were dalmatians," said Dipstick.
"No he means we're, nevermind," responded Wizzer. Surprisely, at this moment he could relate to what Tic-Tac must usually go through. "What's your mission robot, why should we help you?" asked Wizzer.
"I must get a recording to Dearly Farm. It contains evidence that shows that Epsilon is planning to wipe out the human race," said K-4.5.
"How is Epsilon going to do that," asked Dipstick, becoming confused as usual.
"Insufficent data," responded K-4.5
"Of course, leave the humans helpless with not enough information to live," said Dipstick feeling smarter than he actually was. "Wizzer we got to help him," said Dipstick. While Wizzer was almost certain that's not what K-4.5 meant he agreed, it had been a while since he'd gotten to do some good for the farm that didn't involve paper training with magazines that had Cruella's face on them.
"Alright, don't worry robot we'll get ya unstuck," said Wizzer.
It took a good two minutes of pushing but Wizzer and Dipstick were finally able to free the little robot. K-4.5 sped off with the dirty Dipstick and Wizzer following him.
Back at the farm, Epsilon was ticked. His meeting with Doc had not resulted in a new ally, only his entire plan now being threatened with exposure. Still he didn't see Doc around, he'd put on a happy face and try to just speed the process up a bit. If he did it right by the time Doc arrived, tattled on his plan and actually managed to get others to believe him it would be too late for the human race. As Epsilon entered the barn, he could almost see it now, a canine dominanted planet with his ruling it single handedly. Perhaps he could rule from London, he'd researched Earth and Buckingham Palace looked like a nice place to run the world from. Who's going to stop him from using it, the Queen? She'll be nothing but a whimpy old Pembroke Welsh Corgi with no real influence or political power...actually minus the Corgi part and she's basically like that now. Epsilon's brief foray into planning out meglomania and insulting the idea of monarchies was gladly interrupted.
"Your amp is ready sir, as are the adapters and wires needed," said a still brainwashed Techno. Epsilon's mind immediately shifted back to the task at hand.
"Brillant, prepare them for shipping. I'm moving up my time table, you will have the help you need to load it on the Puppy Bus in a few minutes," said Epsilon. Time to turn on the charm and get the pups to do his bidding, hopefully he wouldn't even need mind control. Epsilon looked over to where the crowd of pups were, naturally it was in front of the TV. Blitz had flipped on some rather tame anime, 'Full Metal Alchemist' or something, and was enjoying it as it went to commercial. The TV showed a promo for the local cable provider which showed their equipment a.
"DeVilCo Cable is proud to supply our area with over 150 channels of quality entertainment, all received from space and sent to you with the power of DeVilCo1, the largest satellite receiving and broadcasting dish in the Northern United States. Because we here at DeVilCo believe that..." CLICK. Epsilon flipped off the TV and hopped on
"Hey!," said Blitz "I was watching that. Now I'll never know what happens to Edward and Alphonse," added the husky.
"Everyone, I have an important announcement to make. The well being of this planet is much worse off than I expected. If we are to save it from irreversable Global Warming we must act now," said Epsilon.
There were only hushes and murmers from the audience.
"I sensed it just from walking in the park, the humans are leading a decadent lifestyle that the planet can not support much longer. That and I meet with that Doc fellow, is he insane? He started making up some crazy story that I want to wipe out humanity instead of just improve their actions," he added.
"Only to some extent, he's just overly curious and obesessive," replied Kendra from the crowd.
"Yes, well. Forget him, if we are to save the Earth we must act now. Techno and I have prepared a device that when used in conjunction with a large satellite, like the one on TV, will allow me to send a signal to every human being on the planet. I can use my mind control to give them a message that preserving the Earth is a good thing that they will be forced to obey and," Epsilon's speech was suddenly cut off by a voice from the crowd.
"Why for all humans need the convincing that saving planet is good thing, most think that way already. Plan is more redundant than MiG-21," spouted Yuri in his Russian accent.
"Hey, yeah," responded Two-Tone. "Most humans know the enviroment is in trouble and many are already taking actions to fix it around the world. Give them some credit," she added.
"And for those that don't, it is thier proper choice that they don't. Having the freedom to choose sometimes means letting folks make decisions you might not agree with. Just because you think one way doesn't mean you are right and they are wrong," said Puffy.
Epsilon could suddenly see the writing on the wall, thru no action of Doc his plan was starting to unravel by his own actions.
"As Optimus Prime says, 'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.' Even if done with good intentions, forcing people to do as you want against their will is wrong," said Roxy, somewhaat angry the collie she thought was her friend was trying to take away people's free will.
"But, but...the enviroment needs...," Epsilon was trying to recover their trust when two silhouttes appeared in the barn door, Doc and K-4.5. Slightly muddy, Wizzer and Dipstick followed closely behind. K-4.5 started a playback of the entire message...
"Myself, I think human beings are a poison. They controlled my home world just as they control this one and similarily ran it into the ground before us dogs rose up and took it from them...You see with my mind control, I can make folks do anything I want them to. But there's a problem, it only works on dogs and not humans but since I have the power to turn humans into dogs I can easily get around it..." As the message finished, it was becoming more and more clear the jig was up. Epsilon tried to pass it off as a fake.
"Why would you go to the trouble of faking a recording to spread such horrible lies about me Doc. I would..."
"Can it slimeball, your charade is over," said Leaf.
"It was never directly Epsilon's plan to save the enviroment. His plan was to use his vision powers to turn every human being on Earth into a dog than brainwash all the dogs, including us, to do as he wanted. He's out to take over the world, not save it," said Doc, now redeemed as the crowd gasp in horror at his plans. As outlandish as the plan seemed, it's legitmacy was far too real
"Alright, so I was planning to use my abilities to turn all the humans into dogs. Who among you will not admit that we'd better off if we were the dominant species," said Epsilon. His last ditch plea fell on deaf ears.
"Faking enviromentalism, not cool, You're no better than the bad guy from 'Quantum of Solace'," said Noggin.
"We'll never let you turn our nice pets into anything," chimed in Silkie.
He'd lost them. So close, and yet so far. But he couldn't let it end like this, he still had one last trick up his orange collar. Epsilon dropped his friendly facade.
"Okay, I've come too far forward with my plan to let it all go to heck now. If you mangy mutts want to play hardball. Let's play!," he shouted. He closed his eyes, opening them again to reveal the red mind control color as the red beams shot outward into the crowd...