Post by Belchic on Apr 1, 2009 2:56:48 GMT -5
Happy April Fool's Day Everyone! In honor of the holiday, here's a quick little fanfic I wrote that I feel is appropriate for the day!
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Prank It Up
Act 1
*The scene opens with Spot walking around the farm humming to herself. She’s enjoying the sunshine and the fact that nothing unusual is going on. She then comes up to a flower bed.*
Spot: Why not? I think I’ll sniff the flowers.
*She does so. Suddenly, the flower she was sniffing squirts water at her.*
Spot: Aauggh! Blah! Yech!
*A familiar voice is heard laughing. Belchic arises from the flowers.*
Belchic: Gotcha!
Spot: Belchic, what was that?
Belchic: It’s my squirting flower. It’s an old-fashioned prank that are used on suckers. Ha ha, and I got you good that time!
*Just then, the rest of the main pups enter.*
Cadpig: Hi, Spot.
Rolly: Hey, Belchic.
Lucky: How are you doing?
Belchic: Lucky! What is up, my dawg! How about a paw shake?
*Lucky happily decides to shake Belchic’s paw. When he does, he gets electrocuted.*
Lucky: *screaming uncontrollably*
Belchic: *laughing* Gotcha! *indicates that he was holding a joy buzzer*
*Lucky was still shocked over the joy buzzer’s effect and lost his balance. He fell on Cadpig.*
Rolly: What’d you do that for, Belchic?
Belchic: Chill, Rollster. I’m just having some fun. *offers a stick of gum* Here. Gum?
Rolly: Oh, thanks. *He takes the gum and puts it in his mouth. He chews it a little bit, but then he spits it out.* Eww! Hey, what is this?
Belchic: *laughs* It’s onion gum!
Rolly: I never knew gum came in that flavor.
Belchic: It’s joke gum. They come in all different flavors and cause certain things.
Lucky: *gets up* Like what?
Belchic: Well, there’s some that cause addictions…*notices Cadpig still in a little pain from when Lucky landed on her* Oh, Cadpig, you don’t look so good.
Cadpig: Well, thank you for noticing.
Belchic: Here. *picks her up* You should sit down for a while.*
*Belchic carries Cadpig to a nearby tree stump. He places her on the stump placing her butt on it. When she is seated, a loud fart is heard.*
Cadpig: Uh…excuse me. *blushes*
Belchic: Ha, ha, ha! *indicates that Cadpig sat on a whoopee cushion* You fell for the oldest trick in the book: the whoopee cushion!
Spot: Belchic, what has gotten into you? Why are you doing this to us?
Belchic: Just a second…In just a few seconds, Noggin should be falling for the ultimate prank I have set up for him.
*Scene cuts to another area on the farm. Noggin is walking along until suddenly, he slips on a banana peel, then he lands on a spring, which bounces him up into the air, he hits a vertical plank bouncing him back, then he hits a pie, and falls into a pair of thermal underwear hanging from a tree.*
Noggin: What the heck was all that?
*It just so turns out that Belchic and the main pups were right there. Belchic is laughing his head off.*
Noggin: I’m assuming he is responsible for this?
Belchic: Oh, man! You guys are such suckers! I am truly the master of pranks on this farm! Seriously, nobody can out-prank me!
Cadpig: He’s done some stuff to us too, Noggin.
Belchic: This is just the beginning! Now, if you guys will excuse me, I’ve got some other animals to play jokes on. *he leaves*
Lucky: Something’s up with this guy.
Rolly: You always gotta go looking for trouble, don’t you? Can’t you just accept him like this, Lucky?
Lucky: But this is unusual behavior.
Spot: What are you talking about? This is the same Belchic we all know and love.
Cadpig: You know, Spot does have a high-quality point there.
Noggin: I get the feeling he’s overdoing it. Did you guys like what he did to you?
Lucky: Well, what he did was pretty uncalled for.
Rolly: And it left a bad taste in my mouth.
Cadpig: And it really made me self-conscious.
Spot: And I nearly drowned.
Noggin: Then I think I know of a way we can stop him from pranking for the rest of his life.
*The scene cuts to another point on the farm. We see Belchic come in laughing as usual.*
Belchic: Boy did I sure get Dumpling with that one! The black ink soap never fails to freak one out! I oughta shake hands with the guy who invented that thing!
Noggin: *off-camera* Say, Belchic? *comes into view* Did you ever stop to think that you might be overdoing these pranks?
Belchic: Heck, no! You can never fool someone too much!
Noggin: Well, have you ever heard of Jack the Joker?
Belchic: Who’s he?
Noggin: I’ll take that as a “no”. Jack the Joker was the greatest prankster that ever lived. He has pranked numerous people so much that they hated him for it, but he still continued to do it until the day he died. Legends say that his ghost comes to haunt others who are obsessed with pulling off pranks. The legend may be true, so just to be safe, I recommend you stop all this pranking once and for all.
Belchic: *slight pause* Pfft! Yeah, right! How would you get me to believe such a thing like that? *walks off laughing*
*The main pups join up with Noggin.*
Cadpig: Nice going, Professor Hawk! Your little legend did nothing to stop that annoying demon!
Lucky: Thanks for trying anyway, Noggin.
Noggin: Don’t worry guys. I’m sure he’ll learn his lesson some day.
Act 2
*The scene cuts to inside the barn. It is now night time. Most of the pups have gone to bed, but a few are still up. Belchic is getting ready to turn himself in when he overhears two girl pups having a little conversation.*
Two-Tone: Parties? I love parties!
Jewel: Like, this party we’re going to have is gonna be like a total blast, isn’t it, Two-Tone?
Two-Tone: Yeah! I can’t wait to have so much fun with Lucky!
Jewel: You think Nuke will hang out with me?
Two-Tone: I don’t know, what with all the other pups denying you two together, but I’ll hope for the best.
Belchic: *to himself* A party tomorrow, eh? I think I can pull off a little joke on the pups tomorrow, then we’ll see who is the life of a party!
*Belchic then goes to his secret box of joke stuff.*
Belchic: Now, let’s see…What shall I use this time? Aha! *pulls out a can* The can of worms! Perfect! Hehehe…They’ll be expecting salted nuts. This’ll really freak out the girls! *puts it back in* Okay, now, rest well, my beauty; we’ve got a big day tomorrow.
*Belchic goes back to his little bed and turns himself in for the night.*
*The scene fades to later in the night when all the pups are asleep. Belchic is sleeping as well. Suddenly, he hears this rather annoying tapping. At first, he ignores it, but it gets on his nerves so much that he wakes up.*
Belchic: How can a dog sleep with all that noise? Where’s it coming from?
*He follows the sound, which turns out to be coming from behind a hay stack. He looks behind it and sees nothing. Suddenly, someone drops from out of nowhere with a metal bowl, covers Belchic’s head with it and bangs it with a spoon, then dispatches quickly without getting noticed.*
Belchic: *regains his momentum, pauses wondering what happened, then shrugs* Mice.
*Belchic goes back to his sleeping spot and goes back to sleep. A few seconds later, he starts to levitate off the ground. He slowly starts moving in one direction. Belchic wakes up to notice himself moving.*
Belchic: Huh. I must be walking in my sleep. *goes back to sleep then wakes up again* Wait a minute. How can I be walking in my sleep if I’m awake to realize I’m doing that? *he gets back on the ground and walks back to his sleeping spot* The strange things people do in their sleep.
*Belchic sleeps for a little longer, and then, all of a sudden, we hear ghost howling. A large white sheet-like figure comes up from behind him. It stands and continues to howl.*
Belchic: *wakes up* WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?
*Belchic turns around and notices the figure behind him. It’s three times as tall as him. It looks like a ghost with a jester hat and a hideously frightening face.*
Belchic: Golly! I didn’t know the cows looked that hideous in this light! *the ghost howls again, and Belchic comes to his senses* They’re not! *He looks at the ghost again with a terrified look on his face. The ghost makes a notorious laugh, and Belchic runs away screaming at the top of his lungs.*
*Belchic runs as fast as he possible can out of the barn, across the field, and into the hen house locking the door.*
Belchic: WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT? Could it be that that was Jack the Joker? That evil ghost that Noggin told me about? Oh, well. He’ll never find me in here.
*He turns around only to notice the ghost right there laughing notoriously.*
Belchic: *screams and rockets out through the roof of the hen house* Oh, man! Where can I hide safely?
*The scene goes on with Belchic running around frantically trying to get away from Jack, but he keeps running into him. Eventually, he’ll go berserk and faint.*
Belchic: No! Please! Why won’t you leave me alone? Please! I promise I’ll never prank my friends again!
Voice: Belchic? Belchic?
Belchic: My life is a lie!
Voice: Belchic, wake up.
*Belchic wakes up.*
Belchic: Huh? Guys! What are you doing out here? It’s too dangerous! Jack the Joker is out here scaring the daylights out of me!
Cadpig: Belchic, it’s okay.
Belchic: What do you mean? Are you saying that I’ve been dreaming this whole thing?
Rolly: No. It happened alright.
Noggin: Belchic, Jack the Joker is not real.
Belchic: Oh no? Then how do you explain that tapping I heard earlier tonight?
Noggin: That was me.
Belchic: And the bang on my head?
Noggin: I did it. *shows his bowl and spoon*
Belchic: And how did I float all by myself.
Spot: I’m guilty for that one. I tied strings around your four paws and carried you across the room.
Lucky: And that ghost that was following you around was me.
Belchic: You? But he was so tall! How did you…?
Lucky: Ahem. *Lucky reveals himself on top of Cadpig who is on top of Rolly.*
Belchic: Okay, I get it now! You guys are just getting back at me for what I did to you today?
Noggin: Pretty much, yeah.
Cadpig: So, did you learn your lesson.
Belchic: I guess so. From now on, I won’t prank as often.
Spot: Sounds fair.
*Suddenly, a bright light appears. We see fog, and a ghostly figure coming towards them. Except this time, the figure really is ghostly-looking and not so much like a white sheet.*
Belchic: Let me guess. This is another one of your schemes you’re trying to fool me with.
Lucky: Belchic, we’re not doing that!
Belchic: You’re not?
*The six pups all look at the ghost, scream, and run away. We then take a look at the ghost. Belchic then comes up to it and whips out a little clicker attached to a string. He clicks it.*
Belchic: Gotcha! *It is revealed that the ghost was a projector with a fog machine.* The projector gag gets them every time! *breaks the fourth wall* Didn’t see that one coming, did you? *takes out a piece of gum* And they thought I learned my lesson. *chews on the gum* Mmm! Onion gum!
The End
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Prank It Up
Act 1
*The scene opens with Spot walking around the farm humming to herself. She’s enjoying the sunshine and the fact that nothing unusual is going on. She then comes up to a flower bed.*
Spot: Why not? I think I’ll sniff the flowers.
*She does so. Suddenly, the flower she was sniffing squirts water at her.*
Spot: Aauggh! Blah! Yech!
*A familiar voice is heard laughing. Belchic arises from the flowers.*
Belchic: Gotcha!
Spot: Belchic, what was that?
Belchic: It’s my squirting flower. It’s an old-fashioned prank that are used on suckers. Ha ha, and I got you good that time!
*Just then, the rest of the main pups enter.*
Cadpig: Hi, Spot.
Rolly: Hey, Belchic.
Lucky: How are you doing?
Belchic: Lucky! What is up, my dawg! How about a paw shake?
*Lucky happily decides to shake Belchic’s paw. When he does, he gets electrocuted.*
Lucky: *screaming uncontrollably*
Belchic: *laughing* Gotcha! *indicates that he was holding a joy buzzer*
*Lucky was still shocked over the joy buzzer’s effect and lost his balance. He fell on Cadpig.*
Rolly: What’d you do that for, Belchic?
Belchic: Chill, Rollster. I’m just having some fun. *offers a stick of gum* Here. Gum?
Rolly: Oh, thanks. *He takes the gum and puts it in his mouth. He chews it a little bit, but then he spits it out.* Eww! Hey, what is this?
Belchic: *laughs* It’s onion gum!
Rolly: I never knew gum came in that flavor.
Belchic: It’s joke gum. They come in all different flavors and cause certain things.
Lucky: *gets up* Like what?
Belchic: Well, there’s some that cause addictions…*notices Cadpig still in a little pain from when Lucky landed on her* Oh, Cadpig, you don’t look so good.
Cadpig: Well, thank you for noticing.
Belchic: Here. *picks her up* You should sit down for a while.*
*Belchic carries Cadpig to a nearby tree stump. He places her on the stump placing her butt on it. When she is seated, a loud fart is heard.*
Cadpig: Uh…excuse me. *blushes*
Belchic: Ha, ha, ha! *indicates that Cadpig sat on a whoopee cushion* You fell for the oldest trick in the book: the whoopee cushion!
Spot: Belchic, what has gotten into you? Why are you doing this to us?
Belchic: Just a second…In just a few seconds, Noggin should be falling for the ultimate prank I have set up for him.
*Scene cuts to another area on the farm. Noggin is walking along until suddenly, he slips on a banana peel, then he lands on a spring, which bounces him up into the air, he hits a vertical plank bouncing him back, then he hits a pie, and falls into a pair of thermal underwear hanging from a tree.*
Noggin: What the heck was all that?
*It just so turns out that Belchic and the main pups were right there. Belchic is laughing his head off.*
Noggin: I’m assuming he is responsible for this?
Belchic: Oh, man! You guys are such suckers! I am truly the master of pranks on this farm! Seriously, nobody can out-prank me!
Cadpig: He’s done some stuff to us too, Noggin.
Belchic: This is just the beginning! Now, if you guys will excuse me, I’ve got some other animals to play jokes on. *he leaves*
Lucky: Something’s up with this guy.
Rolly: You always gotta go looking for trouble, don’t you? Can’t you just accept him like this, Lucky?
Lucky: But this is unusual behavior.
Spot: What are you talking about? This is the same Belchic we all know and love.
Cadpig: You know, Spot does have a high-quality point there.
Noggin: I get the feeling he’s overdoing it. Did you guys like what he did to you?
Lucky: Well, what he did was pretty uncalled for.
Rolly: And it left a bad taste in my mouth.
Cadpig: And it really made me self-conscious.
Spot: And I nearly drowned.
Noggin: Then I think I know of a way we can stop him from pranking for the rest of his life.
*The scene cuts to another point on the farm. We see Belchic come in laughing as usual.*
Belchic: Boy did I sure get Dumpling with that one! The black ink soap never fails to freak one out! I oughta shake hands with the guy who invented that thing!
Noggin: *off-camera* Say, Belchic? *comes into view* Did you ever stop to think that you might be overdoing these pranks?
Belchic: Heck, no! You can never fool someone too much!
Noggin: Well, have you ever heard of Jack the Joker?
Belchic: Who’s he?
Noggin: I’ll take that as a “no”. Jack the Joker was the greatest prankster that ever lived. He has pranked numerous people so much that they hated him for it, but he still continued to do it until the day he died. Legends say that his ghost comes to haunt others who are obsessed with pulling off pranks. The legend may be true, so just to be safe, I recommend you stop all this pranking once and for all.
Belchic: *slight pause* Pfft! Yeah, right! How would you get me to believe such a thing like that? *walks off laughing*
*The main pups join up with Noggin.*
Cadpig: Nice going, Professor Hawk! Your little legend did nothing to stop that annoying demon!
Lucky: Thanks for trying anyway, Noggin.
Noggin: Don’t worry guys. I’m sure he’ll learn his lesson some day.
Act 2
*The scene cuts to inside the barn. It is now night time. Most of the pups have gone to bed, but a few are still up. Belchic is getting ready to turn himself in when he overhears two girl pups having a little conversation.*
Two-Tone: Parties? I love parties!
Jewel: Like, this party we’re going to have is gonna be like a total blast, isn’t it, Two-Tone?
Two-Tone: Yeah! I can’t wait to have so much fun with Lucky!
Jewel: You think Nuke will hang out with me?
Two-Tone: I don’t know, what with all the other pups denying you two together, but I’ll hope for the best.
Belchic: *to himself* A party tomorrow, eh? I think I can pull off a little joke on the pups tomorrow, then we’ll see who is the life of a party!
*Belchic then goes to his secret box of joke stuff.*
Belchic: Now, let’s see…What shall I use this time? Aha! *pulls out a can* The can of worms! Perfect! Hehehe…They’ll be expecting salted nuts. This’ll really freak out the girls! *puts it back in* Okay, now, rest well, my beauty; we’ve got a big day tomorrow.
*Belchic goes back to his little bed and turns himself in for the night.*
*The scene fades to later in the night when all the pups are asleep. Belchic is sleeping as well. Suddenly, he hears this rather annoying tapping. At first, he ignores it, but it gets on his nerves so much that he wakes up.*
Belchic: How can a dog sleep with all that noise? Where’s it coming from?
*He follows the sound, which turns out to be coming from behind a hay stack. He looks behind it and sees nothing. Suddenly, someone drops from out of nowhere with a metal bowl, covers Belchic’s head with it and bangs it with a spoon, then dispatches quickly without getting noticed.*
Belchic: *regains his momentum, pauses wondering what happened, then shrugs* Mice.
*Belchic goes back to his sleeping spot and goes back to sleep. A few seconds later, he starts to levitate off the ground. He slowly starts moving in one direction. Belchic wakes up to notice himself moving.*
Belchic: Huh. I must be walking in my sleep. *goes back to sleep then wakes up again* Wait a minute. How can I be walking in my sleep if I’m awake to realize I’m doing that? *he gets back on the ground and walks back to his sleeping spot* The strange things people do in their sleep.
*Belchic sleeps for a little longer, and then, all of a sudden, we hear ghost howling. A large white sheet-like figure comes up from behind him. It stands and continues to howl.*
Belchic: *wakes up* WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?
*Belchic turns around and notices the figure behind him. It’s three times as tall as him. It looks like a ghost with a jester hat and a hideously frightening face.*
Belchic: Golly! I didn’t know the cows looked that hideous in this light! *the ghost howls again, and Belchic comes to his senses* They’re not! *He looks at the ghost again with a terrified look on his face. The ghost makes a notorious laugh, and Belchic runs away screaming at the top of his lungs.*
*Belchic runs as fast as he possible can out of the barn, across the field, and into the hen house locking the door.*
Belchic: WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT? Could it be that that was Jack the Joker? That evil ghost that Noggin told me about? Oh, well. He’ll never find me in here.
*He turns around only to notice the ghost right there laughing notoriously.*
Belchic: *screams and rockets out through the roof of the hen house* Oh, man! Where can I hide safely?
*The scene goes on with Belchic running around frantically trying to get away from Jack, but he keeps running into him. Eventually, he’ll go berserk and faint.*
Belchic: No! Please! Why won’t you leave me alone? Please! I promise I’ll never prank my friends again!
Voice: Belchic? Belchic?
Belchic: My life is a lie!
Voice: Belchic, wake up.
*Belchic wakes up.*
Belchic: Huh? Guys! What are you doing out here? It’s too dangerous! Jack the Joker is out here scaring the daylights out of me!
Cadpig: Belchic, it’s okay.
Belchic: What do you mean? Are you saying that I’ve been dreaming this whole thing?
Rolly: No. It happened alright.
Noggin: Belchic, Jack the Joker is not real.
Belchic: Oh no? Then how do you explain that tapping I heard earlier tonight?
Noggin: That was me.
Belchic: And the bang on my head?
Noggin: I did it. *shows his bowl and spoon*
Belchic: And how did I float all by myself.
Spot: I’m guilty for that one. I tied strings around your four paws and carried you across the room.
Lucky: And that ghost that was following you around was me.
Belchic: You? But he was so tall! How did you…?
Lucky: Ahem. *Lucky reveals himself on top of Cadpig who is on top of Rolly.*
Belchic: Okay, I get it now! You guys are just getting back at me for what I did to you today?
Noggin: Pretty much, yeah.
Cadpig: So, did you learn your lesson.
Belchic: I guess so. From now on, I won’t prank as often.
Spot: Sounds fair.
*Suddenly, a bright light appears. We see fog, and a ghostly figure coming towards them. Except this time, the figure really is ghostly-looking and not so much like a white sheet.*
Belchic: Let me guess. This is another one of your schemes you’re trying to fool me with.
Lucky: Belchic, we’re not doing that!
Belchic: You’re not?
*The six pups all look at the ghost, scream, and run away. We then take a look at the ghost. Belchic then comes up to it and whips out a little clicker attached to a string. He clicks it.*
Belchic: Gotcha! *It is revealed that the ghost was a projector with a fog machine.* The projector gag gets them every time! *breaks the fourth wall* Didn’t see that one coming, did you? *takes out a piece of gum* And they thought I learned my lesson. *chews on the gum* Mmm! Onion gum!
The End