Post by Belchic on Jan 2, 2006 1:47:52 GMT -5
Everyone remember this? Just for the heck of it, I'm reposting it.
“101 Dalmatians Celebrity Jeopardy”
(“Jeopardy” theme plays, applause.)
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Before we begin Double Jeopardy, I would like to introduce our contestants, who all happen to be the stars of the TV series, 101 Dalmatians. Our first contestant is Lucky, who is in first place with an astonishing $3400.
Lucky: That’s right! First place! I’m going to win this game! I know some of you viewers are on my side, and somebody knows my good side! Hi, Two-Tone!
Alex: That’s good, um…our contestant coming in at second place with $400 is this lovable pup who calls herself…Cad…pig?
Cadpig: That’s right! Cadpig! See what happens when you try?
Alex: Look, just because I got your name wrong so many times in the last round, that doesn’t mean you have to make such a big deal about it.
Cadpig: You don’t have to worry about those tribulations. Just think nothing but happy thoughts.
Alex: Fine, um…whatever. Finally, our third place contestant is at a poor last with $0. Rolly.
Rolly: For now, I may have nothing, but when I make the big bucks, I’ll buy a lifetime supply of kibble! Oh, papa!
Alex: Alright, are we all ready to begin Double Jeopardy? Well, we’re going to start anyway. Here are the categories for this round: “Icky Stuff”, “States that Begin with ‘U’”, “Marionettes that Come to Life”, “Animal Sounds”, “Heroic Dogs”, “La Merise”, and finally, “Potent Potables”. Mr. Lucky, since you are the first place contestant, the board is yours.
Lucky: Okay. Let’s take “Animal Sounds” for $600.
Alex: A bold choice. “This is the sound a birdie makes.”
(Rolly rings in.)
Alex: Rolly?
Rolly: Moo!
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: I’m sorry, but that is not the sound a birdie makes.
Rolly: Well, that’s the sound your mother makes!
Alex: What? Oh, please, I don’t want to go through all this! (Cadpig rings in.) Oh, thank God! Cadpig?
Cadpig: Hmmm…the sound a birdie makes? This must be the sound made by a bird. I love birds. They make me happy.
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: We’re not here to talk about our personal lives, Cadpig. Lucky, do you have an answer? Very well, you all got that wrong. The correct response was, “What is ‘Tweet, Tweet.’” Ms. Cadpig, since you were the closest to the correct answer, it’s your turn to pick the next category.
Cadpig: Right. My selection shall be, “States that Begin with ‘U’” for $400.
Alex: Alright, the answer is: “This is the only one of the fifty United States that begins with the letter ‘U’.”
(Lucky rings in.)
Alex: Lucky?
Lucky: There’s a state that begins with “U”? This is news to me! Umm…what is Ukraine?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: No! (Cadpig rings in.) Cadpig?
Cadpig: Uhh…what is…Uganda?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: Not even close! (Rolly rings in.) Rolly, do you have the right answer?
Rolly: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
(Time up sound goes off.)
Alex: That was pathetic! The answer was clearly, “Utah”! Utah! Ring any bells? Rolly, the board is now yours.
Rolly: Huh? Oh. It’s my turn! I’ll take “Marionettes that Come to Life” for $1000.
Alex: Here is the answer: “This marionette had a nose that increased its length whenever he told a lie.”
(Rolly rings in.)
Rolly: Umm…Who is Charlie McCarthy?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: Incorrect.
(Lucky rings in.)
Lucky: Who is Buffalo Billy?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! This has got to be one of the simplest questions in fairy tale history! It’s so obvious! The answer is, “Who is Pinocchio?”
Cadpig: Why don’t you go find a post to scratch, Trebek?
Alex: Look, I don’t have time for these insults! Cadpig, you pick the next category.
Cadpig: Very well. I’ll take “Heroic Dogs” for $800.
Alex: An excellent choice, Ms. Cadpig. Here we go: “This heroic Great Dane has his own action-packed TV show, and is an idol to many other dogs.”
(Rolly rings in.)
Alex: Rolly?
Rolly: Wow! Dogs have their own TV shows? This is news to me!
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: You disgust me! (Cadpig rings in.) Cadpig?
Cadpig: Hmm…a Great Dane that many puppies look up to who has his own TV show. Scooby Doo is a Great Dane! Is it Scooby Doo?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: Dear God! What is wrong with you dogs? (Lucky rings in.) Lucky, if you don’t get this right, I lose my faith in all that you have done.
Lucky: Hmmm…a heroic dog that has his own TV show…Hey! I’m a hero! I’m a dog! I have my own TV show! The answer is me! I am God!
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: That was awful! The correct response was, “Who is Thunderbolt?” You all should have gotten that one right!
Lucky: But I was the closest! So I should pick the next category.
Alex: I don’t see anything wrong with that. Go ahead.
Lucky: Fine. I’ll take “Lame Rise” for $200.
Alex: Stick to the board, Lucky.
Lucky: That is on the board! It’s clearly up there! I want “Lame Rise” for $200!
Alex: You’re misreading it. It’s “La Merise”.
Lucky: Oh, well, in that case, I’ll take “Lame Rise” for $200.
Alex: You know what? Forget this! Let’s just skip to Final Jeopardy! Your category for Final Jeopardy is…“Darwin’s Theories of Relativity”. I’m sorry. That’s for regular Jeopardy, which we will be taping later tonight. Your category is…“Food Facts”. “Write down something that is not a food product.” Just anything at all that is not edible. You have 30 seconds. Good luck.
(The contestants write down their answers as the “Final Jeopardy” music plays.)
Alex: Okay. Let’s start with our third place contestant. Rolly, what is your response? “K-9 Krunchies?” I’m sorry, but to you, that is something edible. Your wager is…“1 fritter.”
Rolly: You’re not getting any more of my fritters!
Alex: I don’t even want your fritters. (Walks over to Cadpig.) Cadpig, what did you put down? “Ice?” Well, I suppose that ice is technically not considered a food product. And your wager is…“Mel.” Ice…Mel.
Cadpig: (snickers)
Alex: I don’t get it. Ice…Mel? I smell! Oh, that’s very funny, Cadpig! Not like you guys smell any better! (Walks over to Lucky.) Now Lucky, oh, I just can’t wait to see what you put down. “TV.” Yes, actually a TV is indeed not an edible object. Therefore, you got it right. And your wager…“I am God.” No, you’re not.
Lucky: Yes, I am, Trebek! I’m God compared to those two! And I can prove it! Cuz I’m gonna whoop your…
Alex: Uhhh…that’s it for Celebrity Jeopardy! Goodnight!
I'll let you guys know that I have recorded the sound for this already. All I need now is a flash creator program, and then I can start making the video!
“101 Dalmatians Celebrity Jeopardy”
(“Jeopardy” theme plays, applause.)
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Before we begin Double Jeopardy, I would like to introduce our contestants, who all happen to be the stars of the TV series, 101 Dalmatians. Our first contestant is Lucky, who is in first place with an astonishing $3400.
Lucky: That’s right! First place! I’m going to win this game! I know some of you viewers are on my side, and somebody knows my good side! Hi, Two-Tone!
Alex: That’s good, um…our contestant coming in at second place with $400 is this lovable pup who calls herself…Cad…pig?
Cadpig: That’s right! Cadpig! See what happens when you try?
Alex: Look, just because I got your name wrong so many times in the last round, that doesn’t mean you have to make such a big deal about it.
Cadpig: You don’t have to worry about those tribulations. Just think nothing but happy thoughts.
Alex: Fine, um…whatever. Finally, our third place contestant is at a poor last with $0. Rolly.
Rolly: For now, I may have nothing, but when I make the big bucks, I’ll buy a lifetime supply of kibble! Oh, papa!
Alex: Alright, are we all ready to begin Double Jeopardy? Well, we’re going to start anyway. Here are the categories for this round: “Icky Stuff”, “States that Begin with ‘U’”, “Marionettes that Come to Life”, “Animal Sounds”, “Heroic Dogs”, “La Merise”, and finally, “Potent Potables”. Mr. Lucky, since you are the first place contestant, the board is yours.
Lucky: Okay. Let’s take “Animal Sounds” for $600.
Alex: A bold choice. “This is the sound a birdie makes.”
(Rolly rings in.)
Alex: Rolly?
Rolly: Moo!
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: I’m sorry, but that is not the sound a birdie makes.
Rolly: Well, that’s the sound your mother makes!
Alex: What? Oh, please, I don’t want to go through all this! (Cadpig rings in.) Oh, thank God! Cadpig?
Cadpig: Hmmm…the sound a birdie makes? This must be the sound made by a bird. I love birds. They make me happy.
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: We’re not here to talk about our personal lives, Cadpig. Lucky, do you have an answer? Very well, you all got that wrong. The correct response was, “What is ‘Tweet, Tweet.’” Ms. Cadpig, since you were the closest to the correct answer, it’s your turn to pick the next category.
Cadpig: Right. My selection shall be, “States that Begin with ‘U’” for $400.
Alex: Alright, the answer is: “This is the only one of the fifty United States that begins with the letter ‘U’.”
(Lucky rings in.)
Alex: Lucky?
Lucky: There’s a state that begins with “U”? This is news to me! Umm…what is Ukraine?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: No! (Cadpig rings in.) Cadpig?
Cadpig: Uhh…what is…Uganda?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: Not even close! (Rolly rings in.) Rolly, do you have the right answer?
Rolly: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
(Time up sound goes off.)
Alex: That was pathetic! The answer was clearly, “Utah”! Utah! Ring any bells? Rolly, the board is now yours.
Rolly: Huh? Oh. It’s my turn! I’ll take “Marionettes that Come to Life” for $1000.
Alex: Here is the answer: “This marionette had a nose that increased its length whenever he told a lie.”
(Rolly rings in.)
Rolly: Umm…Who is Charlie McCarthy?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: Incorrect.
(Lucky rings in.)
Lucky: Who is Buffalo Billy?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! This has got to be one of the simplest questions in fairy tale history! It’s so obvious! The answer is, “Who is Pinocchio?”
Cadpig: Why don’t you go find a post to scratch, Trebek?
Alex: Look, I don’t have time for these insults! Cadpig, you pick the next category.
Cadpig: Very well. I’ll take “Heroic Dogs” for $800.
Alex: An excellent choice, Ms. Cadpig. Here we go: “This heroic Great Dane has his own action-packed TV show, and is an idol to many other dogs.”
(Rolly rings in.)
Alex: Rolly?
Rolly: Wow! Dogs have their own TV shows? This is news to me!
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: You disgust me! (Cadpig rings in.) Cadpig?
Cadpig: Hmm…a Great Dane that many puppies look up to who has his own TV show. Scooby Doo is a Great Dane! Is it Scooby Doo?
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: Dear God! What is wrong with you dogs? (Lucky rings in.) Lucky, if you don’t get this right, I lose my faith in all that you have done.
Lucky: Hmmm…a heroic dog that has his own TV show…Hey! I’m a hero! I’m a dog! I have my own TV show! The answer is me! I am God!
(Buzzer sounds.)
Alex: That was awful! The correct response was, “Who is Thunderbolt?” You all should have gotten that one right!
Lucky: But I was the closest! So I should pick the next category.
Alex: I don’t see anything wrong with that. Go ahead.
Lucky: Fine. I’ll take “Lame Rise” for $200.
Alex: Stick to the board, Lucky.
Lucky: That is on the board! It’s clearly up there! I want “Lame Rise” for $200!
Alex: You’re misreading it. It’s “La Merise”.
Lucky: Oh, well, in that case, I’ll take “Lame Rise” for $200.
Alex: You know what? Forget this! Let’s just skip to Final Jeopardy! Your category for Final Jeopardy is…“Darwin’s Theories of Relativity”. I’m sorry. That’s for regular Jeopardy, which we will be taping later tonight. Your category is…“Food Facts”. “Write down something that is not a food product.” Just anything at all that is not edible. You have 30 seconds. Good luck.
(The contestants write down their answers as the “Final Jeopardy” music plays.)
Alex: Okay. Let’s start with our third place contestant. Rolly, what is your response? “K-9 Krunchies?” I’m sorry, but to you, that is something edible. Your wager is…“1 fritter.”
Rolly: You’re not getting any more of my fritters!
Alex: I don’t even want your fritters. (Walks over to Cadpig.) Cadpig, what did you put down? “Ice?” Well, I suppose that ice is technically not considered a food product. And your wager is…“Mel.” Ice…Mel.
Cadpig: (snickers)
Alex: I don’t get it. Ice…Mel? I smell! Oh, that’s very funny, Cadpig! Not like you guys smell any better! (Walks over to Lucky.) Now Lucky, oh, I just can’t wait to see what you put down. “TV.” Yes, actually a TV is indeed not an edible object. Therefore, you got it right. And your wager…“I am God.” No, you’re not.
Lucky: Yes, I am, Trebek! I’m God compared to those two! And I can prove it! Cuz I’m gonna whoop your…
Alex: Uhhh…that’s it for Celebrity Jeopardy! Goodnight!
I'll let you guys know that I have recorded the sound for this already. All I need now is a flash creator program, and then I can start making the video!