Post by RaceFanX Rides Again on Mar 10, 2006 10:20:54 GMT -5
(Patriot is in a large control room like setting)
Patriot: Oh hi, I'm Patriot for those who don't know. Yeah, it's been a while but rest assured, I'm still the same old Patriot. Today I'm here to introduce a feature our show, public service annoncements after the show. Apparently the network thinks that when we changed the format to the second season for more plot and action we lost some of the tacted on morals. Well now we have to trymake up for those by tacting on one before the credits. Here is the first and hopefully last one of these featuring Lucky and Tic-Tac. For the record, Lucky did it as a contact obligation and they moviated Tac with an extra zero if you know what I mean.
(2 human kids are playing in their living room. An instrumental version of the theme from GI Joe is playing)
Kid 2: Do you have any board games.
Kid 1: Sure they're in the closet, right next to Keanu Reeves.
(They open up the closet and come across their older brother's meth lab)
Kid 1: Whoa cool, chemicals.
Kid 2: Let's play with them instead.
Lucky: Hold it right there.
Kid 1: Wow, it's Lucky and Tic-Tac!
Tic-Tac: Yes, but chemicals are dangerous and should never be played with.
Lucky: You could get burned or make yourself very sick.
Tic-Tac: And if you drink them you could die. (His mouth moves and says "Great, now where's my check" but there is no sound)
Kid 2: Hooray!
Both kids: Now we know!
Lucky: And knowing is half the battle!
(All laugh, fade out)
(Suddenly cut back to the control room where Patriot is sleeping, a stick comes from behind the camera and pokes him in the chest)
Patriot: Ouch. Huh? What? Oh hey, we're back. Well I hope you all learned something from that. The moral being, of course, never vote Republican. Keep that in mind next time you come across a bunch of unlabeled chemicals and you're alone. Good night and good luck.
(Iris out on his face)
Patriot: Oh hi, I'm Patriot for those who don't know. Yeah, it's been a while but rest assured, I'm still the same old Patriot. Today I'm here to introduce a feature our show, public service annoncements after the show. Apparently the network thinks that when we changed the format to the second season for more plot and action we lost some of the tacted on morals. Well now we have to trymake up for those by tacting on one before the credits. Here is the first and hopefully last one of these featuring Lucky and Tic-Tac. For the record, Lucky did it as a contact obligation and they moviated Tac with an extra zero if you know what I mean.
(2 human kids are playing in their living room. An instrumental version of the theme from GI Joe is playing)
Kid 2: Do you have any board games.
Kid 1: Sure they're in the closet, right next to Keanu Reeves.
(They open up the closet and come across their older brother's meth lab)
Kid 1: Whoa cool, chemicals.
Kid 2: Let's play with them instead.
Lucky: Hold it right there.
Kid 1: Wow, it's Lucky and Tic-Tac!
Tic-Tac: Yes, but chemicals are dangerous and should never be played with.
Lucky: You could get burned or make yourself very sick.
Tic-Tac: And if you drink them you could die. (His mouth moves and says "Great, now where's my check" but there is no sound)
Kid 2: Hooray!
Both kids: Now we know!
Lucky: And knowing is half the battle!
(All laugh, fade out)
(Suddenly cut back to the control room where Patriot is sleeping, a stick comes from behind the camera and pokes him in the chest)
Patriot: Ouch. Huh? What? Oh hey, we're back. Well I hope you all learned something from that. The moral being, of course, never vote Republican. Keep that in mind next time you come across a bunch of unlabeled chemicals and you're alone. Good night and good luck.
(Iris out on his face)