Post by RaceFanX on Jul 24, 2007 11:19:01 GMT -5
Cruella: Are you sure there is no way he can race again.
Dr. Whitaker: Nothing is impossible but I'd put the odds at an even million to 1.
Cruella: So I won't make much more money off this dog.
Dr. Whitaker: Probably not.
Cruella: Okay, put him down.
Go-Go: (Eyes show a shocked expression!)
Dr. Whitaker: Are you insane? He shouldn't race again but he's still good for plenty of things. He's a good, loyal dog and there are several groups that would gladly find him a home. Or heck, you know how much his stud fees would be?
Cruella: I also have a ton of stuff with his face on it. It would be best if Go-Go's health was about to take a tradgic turn for the worst.
(Go-Go starts looking around the room, almost as if he's planning something)
Dr. Whitaker: Why kill such a famous dog.
Cruella: Ever heard of a race horse named Barbaro? That horse got hurt and put down and became a sensation. I'd like Go-Go to do the same. His injuries have suddenly become too severe and he's got to be put down to end his suffering. After he's passed on, I'll of course have him stuffed and mounted. He'll be placed in the same case in view of everyone with his trophies and ribbons.
Dr. Whitaker: I'm not doing this.
Cruella: Fine, don't. But don't be surprised if the rent on the property your clinic is on goes up quite a bit. You know, that is prime real estate, be a shame if you had to lose it.
Dr. Whitaker: Fine...let me get my equipment out.
(Go-Go decides he's had enough and leaps off the table. He crings as he lands on the floor but still darts out the door and down the hallway)
Cruella: Don't let him get away!
(Go-Go runs down the hall, around the corner, and out an open door heads toward the corn fields around the track. Cruella reaches the door just in time to him vanish into the corn)
Cruella: Correction, he's dead and I had him creamated already.
(An employee walks up)
Cruella: You get a vase and fill it with sand. It won't make a difference, he'll be dead in two weeks anyway.
(The camera pans toward the blue sky and then back down as some text appears)
On-screen Text: ONE WEEK LATER
(On a freeway exit ramp a white 1999 Mercury Grand Marquis exits the road, a sign label "STIFLE NEXT 3 EXITS" is seen in the background. Sammy Hagar's "I CAN'T Drive 55!" plays in the background as the camera takes off as if mounted on a helicopter. The camera looks down from above, 80s rock tune playing in the background, as the Marquis winds it way up and down country roads. Credits for the cast and crew appear on screen in this opening title sequence. He rounds turns and ever now and then passes a dusty pickup or a tractor towing a piece of equipment. The sequence ends as Dale Arthur pulls his four door into the driveway of his brownstone house [it's all too clear that all the scenes at it are just reused sets of the Dearly's house from the 1st episode just moved to a country area and redecorated])
Dale (Singing along as song ends): Cause I CAN'T DRIVE 55! It is good to be home.
(He opens the door only to have Lucky and gang come leaping in and get in the passenger's seat. Spot is noticably missing. Dale flips on the car's dog translator)
Dale: Thanks for the impromptu welcome party. To what do I owe this pleasure.
Lucky: Horace and Jasper tried to steal the deed. We've got it though. They're chasing us.
Dale: And what do you want me to do.
(An engine is heard coming toward them)
Lucky: DRIVE! FAST!
(He throws on his RaceFanX mask and hits the gas)
RaceFanX: No, no, no. I can't keep doing this. I've got a racing career to think about.
Cadpig: Have you're existancial breakdown later X, get us out of here.
(RaceFanX peels out of the driveway just as Horace and Jasper arrive with a new black 2007 Chevy Monte Carlo with yellow trim to give chase)
RaceFanX: What happened to their van?
Rolly: Cruella got them a new ride.
RaceFanX: Okay, so Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb are a little faster than before. I'll just take Ottinger Bridge and lose'em on dirt roads on the other side of the river.
Lucky: That would work, except that Ottinger Bridge is being rebuilt soon.
(X presses the pedal to the floor)
RaceFanX: How soon.
Lucky: Today.
(At rusted metal Ottinger Bridge several people have gathered. Why? Apparently the bridge is about to be imploded.)
Foreman: Are charges set?
Demolitian Worker: All ready.
Foreman: Area Clear?
D. Worker: Yup, all our guys are out and the perimeter is set.
Foreman: Start the countdown.
Crowd: 10, 9, 8...
(X's car smashes thru a barricade and races toward the bridge)
Worker (Over radio): BOSS! BOSS! STOP THE COUNTDOWN! Somebody's trying to cross the bridge.
Crowd: 3, 2, 1...
Foreman (Over radio): Received, STOP THE COUNT...
(The man pushes the plunger as X races across the bridge. As the Marquis is 3/4 of the way across the charges start to go off. The Marquis makes it across just as the bridge starts to collapse. H&J meanwhile aren't so lucky. Jasper spikes the brakes but the Monte Carlo flies off the end of the road and crashes into the debris in the river, flipping the car over. The Chevy is junk but Horace and Jasper climb out alright in typical TV fasion)
Lucky: That was a close one.
RaceFanX: That better be the last one.
Lucky: What do you mean?
(RaceFanX takes his mask off)
Dale: I mean, I'm done being RaceFanX. I achieved my goal of revenge against the DeVils already. You mutts should know, you were there. You guy may still have some issues with them but I'm evened up and done. I don't want to sign up for another tour of duty as your high speed chaffeur, I've got a deal to go race cars in Europe.
Lucky: Well, the fact is we still need you. It's not like there's another RaceFanX we can go to.
Dale: Another RaceFanX?...THAT'S IT! All I've got to do is find and train a replacement. A RaceFanX II, someone with that same drive for revenge that made me successful.
Cadpig: What are you saying?
Dale: I'll use my time left in Grutley to find and train a new RaceFanX. The DeVils have wronged so many people that one of them has to want to fight back.
Rolly: I have a bad feeling about this.
Dale: This is goin' be great!
Dr. Whitaker: Nothing is impossible but I'd put the odds at an even million to 1.
Cruella: So I won't make much more money off this dog.
Dr. Whitaker: Probably not.
Cruella: Okay, put him down.
Go-Go: (Eyes show a shocked expression!)
Dr. Whitaker: Are you insane? He shouldn't race again but he's still good for plenty of things. He's a good, loyal dog and there are several groups that would gladly find him a home. Or heck, you know how much his stud fees would be?
Cruella: I also have a ton of stuff with his face on it. It would be best if Go-Go's health was about to take a tradgic turn for the worst.
(Go-Go starts looking around the room, almost as if he's planning something)
Dr. Whitaker: Why kill such a famous dog.
Cruella: Ever heard of a race horse named Barbaro? That horse got hurt and put down and became a sensation. I'd like Go-Go to do the same. His injuries have suddenly become too severe and he's got to be put down to end his suffering. After he's passed on, I'll of course have him stuffed and mounted. He'll be placed in the same case in view of everyone with his trophies and ribbons.
Dr. Whitaker: I'm not doing this.
Cruella: Fine, don't. But don't be surprised if the rent on the property your clinic is on goes up quite a bit. You know, that is prime real estate, be a shame if you had to lose it.
Dr. Whitaker: Fine...let me get my equipment out.
(Go-Go decides he's had enough and leaps off the table. He crings as he lands on the floor but still darts out the door and down the hallway)
Cruella: Don't let him get away!
(Go-Go runs down the hall, around the corner, and out an open door heads toward the corn fields around the track. Cruella reaches the door just in time to him vanish into the corn)
Cruella: Correction, he's dead and I had him creamated already.
(An employee walks up)
Cruella: You get a vase and fill it with sand. It won't make a difference, he'll be dead in two weeks anyway.
(The camera pans toward the blue sky and then back down as some text appears)
On-screen Text: ONE WEEK LATER
(On a freeway exit ramp a white 1999 Mercury Grand Marquis exits the road, a sign label "STIFLE NEXT 3 EXITS" is seen in the background. Sammy Hagar's "I CAN'T Drive 55!" plays in the background as the camera takes off as if mounted on a helicopter. The camera looks down from above, 80s rock tune playing in the background, as the Marquis winds it way up and down country roads. Credits for the cast and crew appear on screen in this opening title sequence. He rounds turns and ever now and then passes a dusty pickup or a tractor towing a piece of equipment. The sequence ends as Dale Arthur pulls his four door into the driveway of his brownstone house [it's all too clear that all the scenes at it are just reused sets of the Dearly's house from the 1st episode just moved to a country area and redecorated])
Dale (Singing along as song ends): Cause I CAN'T DRIVE 55! It is good to be home.
(He opens the door only to have Lucky and gang come leaping in and get in the passenger's seat. Spot is noticably missing. Dale flips on the car's dog translator)
Dale: Thanks for the impromptu welcome party. To what do I owe this pleasure.
Lucky: Horace and Jasper tried to steal the deed. We've got it though. They're chasing us.
Dale: And what do you want me to do.
(An engine is heard coming toward them)
Lucky: DRIVE! FAST!
(He throws on his RaceFanX mask and hits the gas)
RaceFanX: No, no, no. I can't keep doing this. I've got a racing career to think about.
Cadpig: Have you're existancial breakdown later X, get us out of here.
(RaceFanX peels out of the driveway just as Horace and Jasper arrive with a new black 2007 Chevy Monte Carlo with yellow trim to give chase)
RaceFanX: What happened to their van?
Rolly: Cruella got them a new ride.
RaceFanX: Okay, so Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb are a little faster than before. I'll just take Ottinger Bridge and lose'em on dirt roads on the other side of the river.
Lucky: That would work, except that Ottinger Bridge is being rebuilt soon.
(X presses the pedal to the floor)
RaceFanX: How soon.
Lucky: Today.
(At rusted metal Ottinger Bridge several people have gathered. Why? Apparently the bridge is about to be imploded.)
Foreman: Are charges set?
Demolitian Worker: All ready.
Foreman: Area Clear?
D. Worker: Yup, all our guys are out and the perimeter is set.
Foreman: Start the countdown.
Crowd: 10, 9, 8...
(X's car smashes thru a barricade and races toward the bridge)
Worker (Over radio): BOSS! BOSS! STOP THE COUNTDOWN! Somebody's trying to cross the bridge.
Crowd: 3, 2, 1...
Foreman (Over radio): Received, STOP THE COUNT...
(The man pushes the plunger as X races across the bridge. As the Marquis is 3/4 of the way across the charges start to go off. The Marquis makes it across just as the bridge starts to collapse. H&J meanwhile aren't so lucky. Jasper spikes the brakes but the Monte Carlo flies off the end of the road and crashes into the debris in the river, flipping the car over. The Chevy is junk but Horace and Jasper climb out alright in typical TV fasion)
Lucky: That was a close one.
RaceFanX: That better be the last one.
Lucky: What do you mean?
(RaceFanX takes his mask off)
Dale: I mean, I'm done being RaceFanX. I achieved my goal of revenge against the DeVils already. You mutts should know, you were there. You guy may still have some issues with them but I'm evened up and done. I don't want to sign up for another tour of duty as your high speed chaffeur, I've got a deal to go race cars in Europe.
Lucky: Well, the fact is we still need you. It's not like there's another RaceFanX we can go to.
Dale: Another RaceFanX?...THAT'S IT! All I've got to do is find and train a replacement. A RaceFanX II, someone with that same drive for revenge that made me successful.
Cadpig: What are you saying?
Dale: I'll use my time left in Grutley to find and train a new RaceFanX. The DeVils have wronged so many people that one of them has to want to fight back.
Rolly: I have a bad feeling about this.
Dale: This is goin' be great!