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Post by Belchic on Dec 23, 2007 1:05:32 GMT -5
I've decided to take a break from my reality fanfic for now. In the mean time, I just came up with another alternate episode like my remake of "Love 'Em and Flea 'Em". This time, I'm remaking "Virtual Lucky".
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *The show's intro starts out as normal but seems a tad different visually*
Singer: I'm seeing lots of spots... Plenty of polka dots... *barking* Get those puppies!
Can't catch the furry flurry... Runnin' in a blurry hurry... *barking* Get those puppies.
1-0-1...canines on the run. 1-0-1...them doggone dogs are fun. 1-0-1...without fail, you'll wind up chasin' your tail. What's the harm in revelrous adventures on a funny farm?
*suddenly it transitions into...*
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard. He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd. He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.
*The episode's title card comes up reading "Virtual Lucky (The AVGN Edition)"*
*The whole episode plays normally up until Roger leaves his office after Lucky and Cruella get zapped into the game.*
Lucky: Roger, wait!
Cruella: Roger! Help us!
Rolly: How are we going to get them out of there?
Lucky: It's okay. I can just run out through the screen. *tries, but hits his head* Oww.
Cadpig: Hmmm...There's gotta be some way...
*Suddenly, someone very familiar walks in the door.*
James: Where am I?
Spot: Who are you?
James: Holy sh*t! You're talking!
Cadpig: Are you the Angry Video Game Nerd?
James: Uh...yeah.
Cadpig: Whoa! This is cool!
Rolly: We're big fans of you!
James: Uh...thanks, but, uh...what are you guys doing in here?
Cadpig: You think you can help our friend, Lucky? He's trapped inside this video game, and we're trying to...
James: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Did you say, "video game"?
Cadpig: Yeah.
James: I think I know how to save your friend...and that's if we play this d**n game!
*James sits down and grabs the controller.*
Announcer: Begin 2-player mode.
Cruella: Ah!
Lucky: The game's beginning!
Rolly: Are you sure you can do this?
James: Hey, I've had 20 years of experience. This is my kind of thing. I think I can figure this out.
Spot: You can't even figure out the Ghostbusters game.
James: Oh, please, don't even mention that god-awful game!
Cadpig: James, focus!
*Cut to game mode.*
Announcer: Round 1 - Barkio and Cruella must face off on a one on one combat.
James: Are you kidding me? I have to fight this old ****? Look at her! She's ****ing huge! I don't stand a chance! Well, it's a good thing I'm faster, so that gives me some sort of advantage, but how am I supposed to attack her?
*Cruella clashes Lucky with trash can lids.*
James: WHAT THE F**K? I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST THAT! This game's being ass! It makes no clarification on what I'm supposed to do, or how I'm supposed to beat her! Part of the problem is that I'm playing Lucky. It sure would be nice if I had the choice to play Wizzer and take a piss all over her!
Announcer: Unsportsmanlike approach. Round 1 goes to Barkio by default.
James: Okay, so even though I didn't win, at least the game designers were courteous enough to let me move on to the next round. *sips Rolling Rock* Now, let's see what kind of ****er awaits me in the next round.
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Post by Trey_Vore on Dec 23, 2007 1:19:23 GMT -5
Ha! Awesome. Angry Video Game Nerd on 101 Dalmatians: the Series? I never thought I'd see the day...
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Post by Belchic on Dec 23, 2007 1:44:01 GMT -5
Already, here's Part 2: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James: So now we go into the next stage, which is De Villa Villa.
Lucky: Ha! No problem! I've been through this place so many times, I know it like the back of my paw!
James: That's easy for you to say.
*Lucky enters.*
James: Now, we go in and...What the **** is this sh*t? This doesn't look like Villa De Ville at all! It looks like some confusing modern art painting or something! You know what this reminds me of? This reminds me a lot of "Adventures in the Magic Kingdom" on Nintendo. Remember the overhead map screen not looking a thing like Disneyland at all? Yeah, they ****ed that up pretty bad. Anyway, back to the game. So, to tell you the truth, I have no ****ing clue on which way to go. All the staircases lead to various directions, and they're all twisted and going all over the place! It's like everything in the mansion just blends together! It's making me sick to my stomach.
Lucky: Uh, hello? I'm the one getting sick to my stomach! This is making me nauseous!
James: I know, I feel like taking a puke right now too.
*Cut back to the room. James moves off camera and vomits. It then cuts to Spot covered in James' vomit.*
Spot: Thank you for sharing.
*Cut back to the game.*
James: So now I'm up against Cruealladusa, who has the power to turn me into stone. Now once again, Cruella has the advantage! This game is being so unfair! What a sh*tload of ****!
*Cut back to the room.*
Cadpig: Say, you've got a bit of a potty mouth there, don't you?
James: *picks up Cadpig by the collar* OH YEAH? *James takes Cadpig off screen. An unzipping sound is heard.* Drink this!
Cadpig: *gargling off screen*
James: Now, who has the potty mouth?
*James returns.*
James: Now, where were we?
*Cut back to the game.*
James: Eventually, you get to this part with this army of dummy Cruellas, but one of them is the real one. Again, the game's not being fair, because the real one keeps changing all the time! Have you ever had a game to that to you? Imagine if you were playing "Super Mario 64", and the positions of the stars kept changing all the time. It makes the game so unpredictable.
*Cut back to the room. Cadpig comes back on with a toothbrush in her mouth just taking it out.*
Cadpig: So what's happening now?
Rolly: Lucky, look out!
Cadpig: Go the other way!
*They grab the joystick and get zapped into the game.*
Lucky: Thanks a lot, guys. Hey! You're in the game too!
Rolly: Oh no! I've never been really good at video games!
Cadpig: But if we're in the game...that means James is out there alone!
James: Oh, great. I'm really ****ed now. Now it's up to me to save all three of this pups.
*In the game, the pups get out of the mansion and manage to bypass Cruelladeusa.*
James: So finally we get passed the mansion, so now we get to move on to Round 3, which is the final round. See, it's the same deal as "Karate Kid", there are only a few levels, but they're hard as hell.
Lucky: Alright!
Cadpig: Excellent!
James: Guys, can you hear me?
Pups: Yeah.
James: Don't worry. I'm gonna get you guys out of here...hopefully...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To be continued...
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Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Dec 23, 2007 2:20:49 GMT -5
Hehe, this is actually pretty funny. ^^ Keep up the good work, Belchic.
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Post by babclayman on Dec 23, 2007 4:31:55 GMT -5
Nice Fic ROFL ;D
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Post by smithbrandon91 on Dec 27, 2007 21:01:24 GMT -5
I find this very funny. This happens to be one of my episode of all time from the series. Keep it up!
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Post by Blitz on Dec 27, 2007 22:54:06 GMT -5
Hehe... well, it's funny.... I have a few complaints, but it's it's funny enough to make up for it's faults, so I won't even post them. good job.
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Post by Belchic on Dec 28, 2007 2:12:02 GMT -5
The third and final chapter I will post up here tomorrow.
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Post by Belchic on Dec 28, 2007 19:34:50 GMT -5
Here's the chilling conclusion: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James: Now here's the third and final round: Farmaggedon.
Cadpig: Gee, that sounds encouraging.
*A whirlwind circles the pups and morphs them into a three-headed pup.*
Pups: *in unison* I am Barkio!
James: What the ****? Are you kidding me? All three of them have become one? Have you ever had a game do something like that to you? Imagine if you were playing the Ninja Turtles arcade game with three of your buddies, then when you get to the final level, all of a sudden, all four turtles morph into one character, and all four of you have to control the same character! It'll drive you absolutely crazy!
*Cut back to the room.*
James: You know, there's really no point in going on. There's probably no big ending scene for all the hard work your going through. So to keep playing, you gotta be a ****ing nerd! *continues playing*
*Cut back to the game.*
James: Now here's the battle with Cruella, and whoop-de-****ing-do, she's got a big death machine. I mean, stuff like that is common in a video game, like if you've ever played "Mega Man", the final battle with Dr. Wily is always like that. Okay, so how am I supposed to beat this ****? Well, let's see how that pitchfork works. Bingo! It's a lazer gun! So, there's your answer to defeating her! Take a wild guess and think that some farm tool lying in a hayloft is a futuristic weapon! Then after you defeat Cruella, she starts digging in the yard, and then, out comes this giant worm. Don't you think we have enough giants in this game? This is like playing "Shadow of the Colossus"! Well, maybe not quite that, but that worm reminds me more of those Sub-Terranneans from "Turok: Dinosaur Hunter". So let's take him out! Bull sh*t. The pitchfork's out of ****ing juice. So is there something else I can use? How about that dozen eggs there. Let's leave some egg on her face...Wow! The eggs are explosive?
*Cut back to the room.*
James: That's just incredible. *holds up an egg* Who knew that a little egg could be explosive. *tosses the egg behind him, and when it hits the ground, it explodes*
*Cut back to the game.*
James: Now, I gotta admit, this is a pretty cool ending. Watch what happens when we feed the worm a whole bunch of eggs. BREAKFAST IS READY!
*The worm gets sick and explodes.*
Announcer: Game over. Barkio wins.
Pups: *cheer and become detached*
James: Okay, so the game's over, and I won. But that's it? Nothing's happening! Normally, we get some kind of cinematic, or credits, or it just says "The End", or something. But not this game. It just sits there with nothing happening at all! What the **** is that sh*t?
Lucky: James, we need to find the portal that'll lead us home.
Cadpig: It's in the chow tower!
Rolly: Hey, there's Nanny's catapult!
Spot: Wait! Remember the weight! You need 108 more pounds!
Lucky: Oh, man! Where are we going to get that much weight?
Cadpig: Rolly and I add another 8 pounds; we still need 100 more.
James: You know, chicken, you really ruin this show!
Lucky: Hey, what about Cruella? I'll bet she weighs 100 pounds.
Rolly: Yeah, and so would a bunch of rocks.
Cadpig: We vote for the rocks.
Lucky: I know she's a pain, but we can't just leave her here.
James: You actually think she weighs 100 pounds? Heck, I'm about the same size as her, and I weigh more than 100 pounds! Spot, I hope you mean at least 108 pounds.
*Everyone gets into the catapult and launches into the portal. They all come flying out of the computer.*
Cruella: We did it!
*Roger enters.*
Roger: Cruella? So this is what you've been doing up here all along? Playing with the puppies?
Cruella: It was incredible! We were inside your video game, and your pups were talking! And thanks to this young man, we're all back home safe and sound!
Roger: So you gave my game a test run? Well, it really wasn't ready yet but, what did you think?
Cruella: Well, it teaches fair play, cooperation, and team work. I didn't much care for it. *exits*
Cadpig: Well, James, what's your input on the game?
James: I think this game...IS A ****ING PIECE OF DOG sh*t! THIS GAME IS ****ING HORRIBLE! IT'S A HORRIBLE ABOMINATION OF MANKIND! I'D RATHER DRINK DIARHEA OOZING OUT OF A BOVINE'S BEHIND! I'D RATHER DIVE INTO A SWIMMING POOL FILLED WITH BACTERIA FROM A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES WITH SOME UNKNOWN DISEASE! I'D RATHER...I'D RATHER PLAY "MC KIDS" THAN PLAY THIS GAME! MAN, I WAS PISSING sh*t ALL OVER THIS GAME! **** THIS sh*t! **** IT TO HELL! IT SUCKING ****S, IT ****ING SUCKS, IT ****ING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF sh*t...and I don't like it.
*James starts to walk out, then suddenly, a giant vortex-like arm reaches out of the computer and grabs James.*
James: OH GOD!
*The hand brings him into the computer.*
James: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Cadpig: Oh no! Now, James is in the computer!
Lucky: Who cares? As long as it's not me.
Rolly: Or me.
Cadpig: Oh, yeah. That's not our problem, so let's go.
*The pups leave.*
*Cut to a weird computer-vortex-styled world. James enters from a portal.*
James: Whoa...where the hell am I?
Voice: Greetings!
*It is revealed to be a computer-styled villain.*
Master: You are in the game grid of Tron.
James: Could you please get me out of here? I don't want to be here!
Master: There's only one way out of this world, and that's if you play my game.
*He holds up a game cartridge. It's revealed to be "Adventures of Tron" on Atari.*
James: *stands still with a terrified look on his face.*
*A subtitle that says "To be continued..." comes on, then fade out. Fade back in to Roger's computer room. The main pups enter.*
Lucky: Hey, guys! Let's check out Roger's new game!
*They turn on the computer and start playing the game a little bit.*
Rolly: Hey, what kind of a game is this?
Cadpig: Is there anyone who can explain this game?
Voice: I can.
*Another familiar man enters.*
Lucky: Who are you?
Man: I'm the Irate Gamer.
*The pups' eyes buldge, and they turn to the camera. Fade out to show "The End".* -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, that's the end of my alternative "Virtual Lucky". I hope you all enjoyed it, and hopefully, I didn't offend anyone. I look forward to your responses as well as a possible review from Trey_Vore.
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Post by Trey_Vore on Dec 28, 2007 19:58:15 GMT -5
Funny story, Belchic. Yes, I'll try my best to make a review shortly.
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Post by babclayman on Dec 29, 2007 4:37:24 GMT -5
Nice Ending Good one Belchic
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Post by Belchic on Dec 30, 2007 2:06:39 GMT -5
I hope I made this as accurate to an AVGN episode as I did a 101D episode.
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Post by Trey_Vore on Jan 21, 2008 0:34:40 GMT -5
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