XD, that's pretty good, Race.
Okay, here's mine.
Based on this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4"Coup De Vil."
Scene: Dinner Table
*We see Mavolent De Vil get on the chair and crank herself up so we can see her face.*
Mavolent De Vil: I want our land back! *Pounds the table with her fist as the cherries fall off the table, one landing on Lucky's nose, Cerebus and Cujo are growling as they look underneath the table.*
Cruella: Oh, that Dearly Plot next door. I've been working on it, tirelessly, endlessly.
Mavolent De Vil: *Stamps her cane on the floor.* Fruitlessly! *Points her cane toward Ivy, Cecil and P.H. De Vil.* Now, I'm giving the rest of you a shot.
Cruella: *Off Script.* Oh? And how are they going to do that?
Mavolent De Vil: *In a Loud voice.* Day-o, day-o *She looks at her family, worried yet curious on why she's singing.* Daylight come and me wan' go home
Cruella: Real cute, mommy!
Mavolent De Vil: Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, Me say day, me say day-o. * P.H. De Vil Laughs as he looks under the table for a Tape Record, then looks back up at Cruella.* Daylight come and me wan' go home
Cecil B. De Vil: Cruella... Are you doing this...
Mavolent De Vil: Work all night on a drink of rum *Both her and Cecil B. De Vil get up from their seats.*
Daylight come and me wan' go home *P.H. De Vil, Cruella and Ivy are seen wiping their cheeks and necks with a cloth.*
Stack banana till de morning come *Mavolent and Cecil continue to dance as P.H. De Vil, Cruella and Ivy are waving their cloths.*
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana *Cruella dumps the ice in the bucket on the floor, rotates the bucket with the bottom up, and hits it with her hand.*
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana *Malovent De Vil continues to dance.*
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch *Pretty soon, the entire De Vil decides to join in as start to move their arms, putting in their right hand in, then taking it out as they put their left hand in and repeating the process.*
Daylight come and me wan' go home *They start shaking their chests and arms as they continue to dance.*
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch *They repeat the process with their hands as they continue to dance, but once it got to bunch, they act like they were pushed toward the table.*
Daylight come and me wan' go home *They each grab their hands and starts to dance, wibbling and wobbling and let go of their hands.*
Day, me say day-o *Malovent De Vil is seen jogging in slow motion with everyone else.
Daylight come and me wan' go home *Everyone continues to dance.*
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day *Everyone starts to walk around the table and dance.*
Daylight come and me wan' go home
A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home *Malovent De Vil, P.H. De Vil, Cecil B. Devil, Ivy De Vil and Cruella De Vil grabs the seats of the chairs and starts shaking their tush as they wonder what's going on with their bodies.*
Hide the deadly black tarantula *The De Vils, turn around.*
Daylight come and me wan' go home *They sit down and look at their meals.*
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch *Hands come out of the meals as the De Vils Scream while the hands grab their faces and pulls them back a bit then pushes them with force, making the De Vils fall and the hands laugh.*
Director: CUT! This isn't Beetlejuice!!