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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 26, 2006 17:49:43 GMT -5
lol!
From - Poison Ivy
Scene: Ivy wrecks the chow tower
*Ivy plans her device and starts to cut through the tower but the tower instead collapses ontop of Ivy*
Director: cut!!! the tower is supposed to fall the other way!
Lucky: aww man there goes my lunch
Same episode later on, the pups are being put inside the dog catcher truck
*unnoticed Rip is cutting the truck open from the back*
Lucky: alright! freedom!
Director: cut!! Rip what the hell are you doing?!
Rip: Getting free that's what
Director: that wasn't in the script! Spot was supposed to do that! And you aren't even in this week's episode!
Rip: I'm not in any, who are you to complain about??
Take 2
Anita: But you can't take our dogs, we can move out though
Roger: hey, something smells like acid burning....
*camera pans to the van where Tic-Tac has poured hot acid into the lock melting it*
Dog Catcher: hey!!!
Director: cut!!! Tac you aren't even in this episode!
Tic-Tac: figures why this show would be canceled, my genius isn't graced in any....
Director: *slaps hand against forehead* oy vey
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Post by Belchic on Jan 29, 2006 0:00:39 GMT -5
Man. Two-Tone and I are the only ones coming up with bloopers these days. I guess nobody else is really creative enough to give it a try.
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 29, 2006 5:01:10 GMT -5
give em a chance
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2006 23:43:49 GMT -5
from Love em and flea em
Lucky in the bath
Mooch pores in the dye
but insted of pink Lucky is a metallic red
Lucky:d**n I look good....make my spots a carbon fiber black
Directer cut!!! Lucky your soppoust to be pink
Two-tone*off camra*oh my Lucky is so sexy in red metallic
take to
Lucky in bath
Mooch pores in the dye
Lucky is a metallic blue
directer:CUT!
Lucky:holey sh*t I like this coler
Two-tone*off camra*as do I
take 3
Lucky*in bath*
Mooch pores in dye
Lucky now orange
Directer CUT!!!....LETS GET THIS PROBLM FIXED OK
Lucky:man I look like that supra
Two-tone*off camra*:what's a supra got to do with anything?
Lucky:I was watching part one of the fast and the furies earlier....I want a bad ass street car now
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Post by Belchic on Jan 30, 2006 2:56:35 GMT -5
lol! That was good, Slayer! You're not too bad at all.
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Post by Belchic on Feb 12, 2006 16:58:15 GMT -5
From "Love Em and Flea Em"
Scene - Lucky and Two-Tone are about to enter the fall ball. Mooch is surprised.
Mooch: *sees Lucky's pink feet* Aha!
*Mooch blows off Lucky's flower, but he's still black and white.*
Mooch: WHAT THE?
Lucky: Ha ha ha! I double-coated myself!
Two-Tone: *laughs*
Director: Cut, cut, cut! Why the hell did you do that?
Lucky: Hey, chill. I was just havin' a little fun.
Two-Tone: You show 'em, boy!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2006 20:10:44 GMT -5
lol cool it would have ben funner if Lucky bet down Mooch for trying to screw up his chances with Two-tone but good Belchic
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Post by Two-Tone on Feb 13, 2006 1:42:27 GMT -5
lol
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Post by pongo57 on Feb 13, 2006 2:34:26 GMT -5
Lol.
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Post by Belchic on Feb 13, 2006 23:48:51 GMT -5
I've been trying to come up with a good episode to use this one on, but this was the only thing I could come up with:
From "Cadpig Behind Bars"
Lucky: *looking across the water at the pound* Who knows what horrible things are happening to Cadpig over there?
Old Man: *flies across the screen* BOOBIES!!!
Lucky: Huh?
Director: Cut! What was that?
Take 2 -
Lucky: *looking across the water at the pound* Who knows what horrible things are happening to Cadpig over there?
Old Man: *flies across the screen* GOOBERGLOBBER!!!
Lucky: What are you...?
Director: CUT! Someone get that guy off the set!
Take 3 -
Lucky: *looking across the water at the pound* Who knows what horrible things are happening to Cadpig over there?
Doc: *flies across the screen* EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!!!
Lucky: What the hell is going on here?
Director: OY VEY! CUT! Why me? WHY ME???
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2006 0:11:45 GMT -5
good....plain and simpol
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Post by Two-Tone on Feb 15, 2006 0:38:52 GMT -5
lol!
From Poison Ivy
Scene: Pups inside the barn
*the pups all look down as they are locked in the barn*
Lucky: This sucks
Two-Tone: Yeah
Dipstick: What do we do?
Lucky: Don't ask me, we gotta prove Ivy is guilty
Rolly: How? she's a little girl and our pets believe her word over ours
Jewel: and like Wizzer is wizzing all over the floor, eww yuck
Lucky: I knew there would be a time to use this *whips out a duel disk and turns it on* Two-Tone can I borrow some of your cards?
Two-Tone: okay *hands her deck over*
Lucky: *grins* I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! *the Blue Eyes appears and blasts the door of the barn open freeing the pups just as Ivy turns on the robot dals*
Ivy: *Sees the Blue Eyes and freaks* Aunty Cruella!!!!!! *runs as Blue Eyes blasts the robot dalmatians destroying them*
Director: wha?!? No cut!!!!!! oh Konami will sue us for this...
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 15, 2006 8:37:55 GMT -5
From Poison Ivy (reading Noami's inspired me)...
Anita: We'll sell the farm if we have to. (Dixie horn followed by loud engine roar. An old orange Dodge Charger with a big 01 on the side comes literally flying over Towser's hill) Good Ole Boys: YYYEEEEEEEHHHHAAAWWW! (The General Lee roars right up to and skids to a stop) Patriot: It's the Duke boys Lucky: Huh? (The two passengers climb out thru the windows) Bo: Stop the hearing! Luke: Yeah, we got the tape from behind the post office that proves the pups didn't do it and the Dearlys can keep their farm. Bo: Thus foiling Miss DeVil's attempt to steal it and turn it into a strip mine. Cruella: What? That's not my plan. Luke: Condos? Amusement Park? Brewery? Cruella: Not even close Director: Cut, you 2 aren't on this show. Heck, you ain't even on this network.
From Cadpig Behind Bars (inspired by Belchic I admit) (The scene in the exercise yard, Cadpig just drew on the one dog whose name I forget when...BOOM! A front end loader crashes thru the wall) Noggin(Driving it somehow): I'm coming for you Cadpig! No love interest of mine is goin' be behind bars. Director: What the... (An alarm goes off as the other dogs escape thru the gaping hole in the wall) Director: (Expletive deleted), we were shooting with real convicts. Noggin: I suppose an "I didn't know" won't cut it.
4 days until the Daytona 500
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2006 11:28:30 GMT -5
that was good
@two-tone very interesting
@racefan that was cool.......what was in the general lee a 383 or a 440(44 6 pack?)
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Post by Belchic on Feb 15, 2006 13:25:31 GMT -5
From Cadpig Behind Bars (inspired by Belchic I admit) (The scene in the exercise yard, Cadpig just drew on the one dog whose name I forget when...BOOM! A front end loader crashes thru the wall) Noggin(Driving it somehow): I'm coming for you Cadpig! No love interest of mine is goin' be behind bars. Director: What the... (An alarm goes off as the other dogs escape thru the gaping hole in the wall) Director: (Expletive deleted), we were shooting with real convicts. Noggin: I suppose an "I didn't know" won't cut it. Lol! At first, I thought it was a continuity to my recently added blooper. I'm surprised how good you guys are at this stuff!
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