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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2006 22:16:31 GMT -5
not as good as your other's I thank Belchic
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 25, 2006 11:02:49 GMT -5
From Frisky Business
(As Lucky drives the car badly) Spot: Duck! Lucky: Why, low bridge? Spot: Sort of... (Lucky crashes the car under the side of a semi-truck trailer, tearing the roof clean off the car in a shower of metal and glass. Afterward, Lucky and Spot both pop their heads up again unharmed) Spot: Lucky, the top came off Lucky: No (truck horn blows)
Gentleman, start your engines
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2006 12:46:11 GMT -5
good one racefan
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2006 13:27:36 GMT -5
from Love em and flea em
Mooch Wizzer and Dipstick spitting at the milk pail Mooch spite's and shots Johnny Knoxville in the n*ts
Directer cut!!!!! Knoxville what are you doing hear?
Mooch Wizzer and Dipstick laughing there ass's off
Johnny:I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm going to kick your ass when I get up from hear
Mooch:I'm Mooch and I just shot you in the n*ts and you went down because you are obversely very top heave *he Wizzer and Dipstick laugh so hard there sides heart*
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Post by Belchic on Feb 26, 2006 1:42:57 GMT -5
RaceFanX, I wouldn't find yours too funny, cuz it's been a while since I've seen that episode. Slayer, I just wish I knew more about the stuff you're a fan of.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 1:54:12 GMT -5
jackass Belchic...im crossing Jackass and 101
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Post by Belchic on Feb 27, 2006 23:17:22 GMT -5
Got any others up your sleeves, Slayer?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2006 23:22:02 GMT -5
not at the moment
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Post by Belchic on Mar 6, 2006 0:56:49 GMT -5
Okay, I got one.
From "Love Em and Flea Em" -
Scene: Two-Tone and Cadpig are sorting through the yard sale box.
Take 1 -
Two-Tone: Which do you predict he'll like best? *stomach gurgles*
*Two-Tone clutches her stomach, and she and Cadpig start laughing.*
Director: CUT! What are you laughing at?
Two-Tone: Sorry. My stomach just went off.
Director: YOU DO NOT DO THAT! THE #1 RULE OF ACTING IS DON'T BREAK CHARACTER!
Take 2 -
Two-Tone: Which do you predict he-*stomach gurgles*
*Two-Tone and Cadpig break into laughter.*
Cadpig: Why don't you let your stomach do the talking?
*they continue laughing*
Director: Cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-CUT!
Cadpig: Two-Tone, did you have breakfast this morning?
Two-Tone: Uh...well...no.
Cadpig: Well, no wonder. Shouldn't have skipped it.
Take 3 -
*Two-Tone kind of says he line slowly and reluctantly expecting her stomach to interupt her again.*
Two-Tone: Which do you predict he'll like best?...Necklace...or bracel-*stomach growls*
*Two-Tone clutches her stomach and looks like she's about to say an interjection, but then suddenly, another growl-like sound cuts her off.*
Two-Tone: Huh?
Cadpig: *slight laugh* That was MY stomach!
*They break into laughter.*
Director: *to himself* Sigh. Girls. *to the crew* Cut! Okay, let's break for lunch.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2006 0:59:27 GMT -5
cute plain and simple
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 7, 2006 2:29:33 GMT -5
From Frisky Business (As Lucky drives the car badly) Spot: Duck! Lucky: Why, low bridge? Spot: Sort of... (Lucky crashes the car under the side of a semi-truck trailer, tearing the roof clean off the car in a shower of metal and glass. Afterward, Lucky and Spot both pop their heads up again unharmed) Spot: Lucky, the top came off Lucky: No (truck horn blows) Gentleman, start your engines lol Smokey and the Bandit reference
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Post by Belchic on Mar 14, 2006 2:41:38 GMT -5
From "Dog Food Day Afternoon"
Scene - Jasper is about to put on the cassette tape for the public. Cruella is expecting it to be the Crunchies jingle, the pups are expecting it to be her memo, but what it really turns out to be is...
Tape: *feedback, then...* I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung...
Lucky: Oh, man! We're screwed!
Director: Cut, cut, cut!
Cadpig: Ah, saved by the director!
Director: How'd that tape get in there?
Noggin: *stands off in the background whistling innocently* ---
Yes, I know, plain and simple.
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Post by monkey on Mar 15, 2006 4:36:39 GMT -5
Here's a quick one from my own fanfic "The Dream Maker" which is on the other board:
Luna: *she stares at The Dream Maker*
Director: Luna....your line....
Luna: Uh.....monkey?
Director: Cut!
*same scene again*
Luna: *staring at The Dream Maker again*
Director: Luna! Do you even know your line!?
Luna: Um.....42?
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Post by Belchic on Mar 17, 2006 23:57:38 GMT -5
I was about to ask if we could do stuff from our fics, cuz I just came up with this one:
From "Pup and Down"
Scene - Lucky Cadpig and Rolly have just arrived at the natives' hostage tent in their disguise and are stopped by the guard.
Guard: Do you have a reason for coming in here?
Lucky: Uh...yeah. I'm here to...*clears his throat, deepens his voice* I'm here to inspect the captured...*suddenly breaks wind*
*Rolly and Cadpig pop their heads out of the coat coughing, gagging and wheezing.*
Rolly: Oh, God! That smells!
Cadpig: Air filter! Air filter!
Director: *trying really hard not to laugh* Pfft! CUT! *breaks into really hard laughter* I guess we've got some cleaning up to do! *continues laughing*
*Rolly and Cadpig faint*
Two-Tone: *peers on* Does this mean I'll be replacing them now?
Director: *instantly becomes more serious* No, shut up. *goes back into his laughing*
*Two-Tone walks off whining*
Lucky: I will never eat those chili-bean flavored Kanine Krunchies anymore!
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 18, 2006 0:21:55 GMT -5
lol, and we need more me
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