Post by Belchic on Mar 22, 2006 2:16:22 GMT -5
I just came up with a handful here:
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From "Film Fatale"
Scene - Jasper is greeting people walking through the metal detector.
*Lucky walks in wearing a trench coat and a fedora; he appears unusually tall.*
Lucky: *in a deep scratchy voice* I'm here to see the Thunderbolt movie.
Director: What the heck??? CUT! ALL WRONG!
Lucky: What?
Cadpig: *pokes her head out from the coat's mid-section* What?
Rolly: *pokes his head out from near the coat's hem* What?
Director: We're not using that prop for this episode!
Lucky: Man, are we EVER going to use it?
Director: Let's save it for Pup and Down!
Rolly: Are we even going to do that episode?
Cadpig: I seriously doubt it.
Lucky: Bummer!
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From "Virtual Lucky"
*The infamous entering Cruelladusa's mansion scene.*
Take 1 -
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw!
*As soon as he walks up to the door, the car from Back to the Future crashes through the door and flies out across the set.*
Doc: 88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BACK TO THE FUTURE SET IS SEVERAL BLOCKS DOWN!
Lucky: *panting and gasping in fear* Geez! That almost gave me a heart attack!
Take 2 -
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw!
*as soon as he walks up to the porch, a huge jack-in-the-box pops out of the porch.*
Jack: BOO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
*Belchic enters.*
Belchic: Ha ha ha! Gotcha!
Director: Cut! Belchic, you're not in this episode! Get off the set!
Belchic: Hmph! Some people have no sense of humor!
Take 3 -
Lucky: I know this palace like the pack of my baw!
Director: Cut! Wrong! All wrong!
Lucky: Did I screw up the...? That's it! Find your own dalmatian to screw around with!
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From "Pup and Down"
Scene: The pups are about to set off to rescue Belchic.
Lucky: *in a tall uniform* It looks like they bought it.
Director: Wait a minute! Cut, cut, cut! *walks onto the set up to the unusually tall Lucky* You're a lot taller than you're supposed to be.
Lucky: I'm supposed to be like this. Rolly and Cadpig are holding me up, aren't they?
Director: Yeah, but even those two can't make you this tall.
Rolly: *from inside the coat* Dang right, he is! And I'm carrying some extra weight, I might add!
Director: Hey! What is this?
*The director takes off the coat revealing the pups stacked up on one another, except this time, Two-Tone is in between Cadpig and Rolly.*
Director: Nice try, Two-Tone!
Two-Tone: Dang!
Lucky: Way to go, Rolly! You blew her cover!
Cadpig: We were trying to keep this secret!
Rolly: I suppose an "I didn't know that" won't cut it?
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I hope you guys aren't starting to think I have obsession problems.
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From "Film Fatale"
Scene - Jasper is greeting people walking through the metal detector.
*Lucky walks in wearing a trench coat and a fedora; he appears unusually tall.*
Lucky: *in a deep scratchy voice* I'm here to see the Thunderbolt movie.
Director: What the heck??? CUT! ALL WRONG!
Lucky: What?
Cadpig: *pokes her head out from the coat's mid-section* What?
Rolly: *pokes his head out from near the coat's hem* What?
Director: We're not using that prop for this episode!
Lucky: Man, are we EVER going to use it?
Director: Let's save it for Pup and Down!
Rolly: Are we even going to do that episode?
Cadpig: I seriously doubt it.
Lucky: Bummer!
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From "Virtual Lucky"
*The infamous entering Cruelladusa's mansion scene.*
Take 1 -
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw!
*As soon as he walks up to the door, the car from Back to the Future crashes through the door and flies out across the set.*
Doc: 88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BACK TO THE FUTURE SET IS SEVERAL BLOCKS DOWN!
Lucky: *panting and gasping in fear* Geez! That almost gave me a heart attack!
Take 2 -
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw!
*as soon as he walks up to the porch, a huge jack-in-the-box pops out of the porch.*
Jack: BOO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
*Belchic enters.*
Belchic: Ha ha ha! Gotcha!
Director: Cut! Belchic, you're not in this episode! Get off the set!
Belchic: Hmph! Some people have no sense of humor!
Take 3 -
Lucky: I know this palace like the pack of my baw!
Director: Cut! Wrong! All wrong!
Lucky: Did I screw up the...? That's it! Find your own dalmatian to screw around with!
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From "Pup and Down"
Scene: The pups are about to set off to rescue Belchic.
Lucky: *in a tall uniform* It looks like they bought it.
Director: Wait a minute! Cut, cut, cut! *walks onto the set up to the unusually tall Lucky* You're a lot taller than you're supposed to be.
Lucky: I'm supposed to be like this. Rolly and Cadpig are holding me up, aren't they?
Director: Yeah, but even those two can't make you this tall.
Rolly: *from inside the coat* Dang right, he is! And I'm carrying some extra weight, I might add!
Director: Hey! What is this?
*The director takes off the coat revealing the pups stacked up on one another, except this time, Two-Tone is in between Cadpig and Rolly.*
Director: Nice try, Two-Tone!
Two-Tone: Dang!
Lucky: Way to go, Rolly! You blew her cover!
Cadpig: We were trying to keep this secret!
Rolly: I suppose an "I didn't know that" won't cut it?
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I hope you guys aren't starting to think I have obsession problems.