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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2006 0:53:11 GMT -5
Here's some quotes that I randomly came up with: Answering Machine: Please hold while we now waste your time Answering Machine: Please hold while we redirect your call to someone who actually cares LMAO
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Post by monkey on May 24, 2006 0:54:36 GMT -5
Gaston: No one can break their leg like Gaston can! *goes to side and breaks it* - House Of Mouse
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Post by monkey on May 25, 2006 23:28:53 GMT -5
White Goodman: Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you......and we know it! - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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Post by monkey on Jun 8, 2006 19:35:42 GMT -5
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders - The Simpsons
Phil: Remember, rule number 35, concentrate *Hercules throws the knives and pins him to the tree* Phil: Rule number 36....aim! - Hercules
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Post by Belchic on Jun 21, 2006 0:06:20 GMT -5
Strong Bad: I said S and more different S! Not seven...and more different...crescent wrench!
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Post by monkey on Jun 21, 2006 5:37:53 GMT -5
Jon Arbuckle: Hey! Who do you think you are? Garfield: Arrr, I be Orange Beard the Pirate Cap'n an' this be me first mate Odie the Stupid
*It is early morning and Garfield is still asleep in his box-like bed. A logo appears on his nearby television* TV Announcer: Good morning, viewers. Welcome to another broadcast day at WBOR... the easy-viewing, easy-listening station. We begin our broadcast with "The Binky the Clown Show." Have a nice day. *Binky appears on the screen* Binky the Clown: *screaming* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, KIDS!
Binky the Clown: Remember kids, if you don't exercise with Binky you are going to grow up to be worthless. Garfield: I hate you Binky! -All from Garfield In Disguise
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2006 15:35:59 GMT -5
beavis and butt-head
butt-head*picks up a golf ball*look what I got uh tit le ist huh huh huh cool
Beavis*laufhing under water*
Mr Anderson:uh you boys see a golf ball around hear?
Butt-head:uh no
Mr Anderson:dammit
butt-head laufhing
beavis8while laufhing8titleisk titleisk titickka
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Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Jun 22, 2006 15:39:41 GMT -5
Lol. Great quote, Slayer.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2006 15:50:52 GMT -5
theres more same ep
Butt-head:hay check it out hes washing his balls
Beavis:yeah I should do that*pulls out his balls*
Butt-head:Beavis your Balls are fifthely(sp)take them to the ball washer now
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Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Jun 22, 2006 16:06:20 GMT -5
Lol. Nice one, Slayer. Now for one of my own.... It's from King of the Hill. Just to start myself out here....
[the gang talking about Bobby kicking Hank in the groin]
Bill Dauterive: I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.
[Dale suddenly kicks Bill in the groin]
Dale Gribble: Be careful what you wish for.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2006 16:08:20 GMT -5
LOL OMG that was good.....one of the funnyest quots of all time right hear
Beavis*pulls his shirt over his head8I am cornhelio I need tp for me bunholl
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Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Jun 22, 2006 16:14:37 GMT -5
Cool. Lol. Here's one from 'That 70's Show'.
Eric: Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower.
Fez: This is the proudest moment of my life.
Steven Hyde: It doesn't look like a pot leaf. It looks like its giving me the finger.
Michael Kelso: Well it doesn't have to look perfect Hyde, it's art.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2006 16:16:35 GMT -5
lol cool I like that show
Mr Anderson:I felt like a 1 legged cat trying to burry turds on a frozion pond out thee today
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Post by monkey on Jun 26, 2006 4:17:17 GMT -5
Fender: I know this place like the back of my hand *looks at the back of his hand* hey, that's new
Rodney: *after having heaps of pictures taken of him* I don't want my picture taken Fender: *he was the one that was taking the pictures* You don't? Well, there wasn't film in it anyway
Fender: *Rodney has just gotten into the same ball like thing for transport as he was in* *after being asleep, he wakes up* Hey, are you following me? - Robots
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 4, 2006 16:14:13 GMT -5
MONSTER GARAGE MANTRA... When sparks are in flight, keep that belt pulled tight!
"I have not yet begun to fight" John Paul Jones
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