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Fan Art Commentary! Belchic makes commentary on some great fan art that was submitted to him!
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Belchic: Hey, Belchic! How's your life going now that you're one of the Main Dearly Pups? Oh, it's great! I get to hang out with Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig all day and have all the same fun they have! The only problem is Noggin had the same idea as me...Mr. Popularity. And, of course, he had to spend most of his time with Cadpig...that girlfriend of his. When I had my first group photo with the pups, for some reason, they had to paint my left ear white. I don't know why. Maybe they wanted to confuse me a little with Rolly. I always thought Rolly had black pupils, but since when did he start wearing contact lenses?
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Belchic: Ah, yes. Nothing quite lightens up a walk in the park like Lucky serenading Two-Tone. Lucky is quite a guitar player...and a good singer.
Lucky: Timeless...Just timeless.
Belchic: I just hope he doesn't turn out to be like one of those crooners from the 1940's. You know, like Frank Sinatra, and...Eddie Canter?
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Belchic: And, of course, Noggin gets the same idea as Lucky does. Not only does he impress Cadpig with his songs, but he also tries to match his personality with hers. Look at those two love birds...or...love dogs...sitting on pillows like true yoga artists. And I'm not sure why Noggin isn't wearing his collar here; he was probably planning to do some stuff with Cadpig that's not appropriate for children to watch. Ooh, Cadpig's got more hearts than Two-Tone!
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Belchic: So let me get this straight. The four of you flew all the way to London just so you could find Abbey Road studios and walk across the same street The Beatles crossed to get the photo for their last album? That's a waste of money. A colossal waste of money. Paul McCartney should sue. I'll bet the person who took this photo was hit by a vehicle right after he took it.
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Belchic: Aww, now that's just cute. I thought the series version of Two-Tone was uglier than the movie version, but now I'm sort of changing paces. Being a heavy pup, she can give Lucky piggyback rides whenever she wants! I think Lucky's found his horse.
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Belchic: Not only did Lucky find out that Two-Tone's able to carry him on her shoulders, but he also took advantage of it! Now he can challenge Cadpig to chicken fights at Hiccup Hole! I can even tell what's going on in this shot. Lucky's all like, "Grrr! I'm gonna beat you up!" And Two-Tone is like, "Yeah! You get 'em, Lucky!" And then Cadpig is all, "Oh, we'll see about that!" And poor Noggin is thinking, "Uh, Cadpig? I don't think this is a good idea. We should surrender."
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Belchic: Whoa! That shot rules! We're all even playing the most appropriate instruments! Man, if the pups really did form a band in the series, we'd blow all those rock n roll fans away! The Rolling Stones will have nothing on us!
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Belchic: Now this one looks pretty awesome! I feel like I've gone back in time to...1986. Back in the days when stuff like..."Pee-Wee's Playhouse"..."Transformers"...and "Miami Vice Grab" were popular. I should show this picture to the rest of my buddies! And then we'll go over to my place and watch "The Breakfast Club"!
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Belchic: What are these guys hanging around for? Aren't they even concerned about what's going on? They're freaking farm is on fire! And they're just standing there staring at it? And what am I supposed to be doing? Am I pointing at the farm, or at...Lucky's butt? The west butt is the best butt! Everyone knows that!
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Belchic: WAH!!! Lucky! There's an adorable puppy bursting out of your stomach! And there's another one bursting out of your "where the moon don't shine"! Wait a minute...is that Rolly and Cadpig? Did you eat them???
Lucky: Look more closely, Belchic. Do you think I'd find a trench coat my size?
Belchic: Oh, wait. I get it now! You three are stacked up on one another and are wearing the same coat! That's such a great get-up, you guys have. I just wish you did it in the series.
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Belchic: Well, I see that I'm not the only one who's not too comfortable around Spot. It looks to me like she's butchering CCR. Hey, if Cadpig has the strongest ears of the group, wouldn't they be the most sensitive ears? The should be the most likely to cover them.
Cadpig: Let's just say I'm ear-challenged.
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Belchic: Well, the others seem to be weirded out at Lucky...and it's all because he's got a voice bubble floating over his head! I wonder what that pup's smiling about. Maybe having a bubble floating over his head makes him special? I don't know.
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Belchic: Now here, we see...Rolly and Cadpig with their security blanket. Two-Tone seems to be telling them to do something with that blanket, and whatever it is, Rolly doesn't like it, but Cadpig does. Lucky seems to be freaked out over what Two-Tone is talking about. Either that or he's, made eye-contact with her butt, and sees that she's going to maybe...leave a sweet spot?
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Belchic: Why do I get the feeling that no one else was around when this picture was taken? Lucky must have set the camera to go off in three minutes, so that he can put on that coat, hat and goofy glasses, then climb onto Two-Tone's shoulders, and then close up the coat. I find it hard to believe that Two-Tone actually agreed to do this. I'll bet if Lucky passed gas during the time they were like that, it would have caused a break-up in the relationship.
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Belchic: Bwa ha ha ha! Oh, man! One of the few things I actually like about Noggin is the fact that he's a good fighter! There he is beating up on our bully, Mooch! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing, but I think it's best to have it kept secret.
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