Lucky: So what's your qualifications?
Vendella: For what?
Lucky: We need new villans and you have the villanish look
Vendella: *kicks Lucky in the head and leaves*
Lucky: Okay she's a villan. NEXT!
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Spot: Why does Cadpig get super powers this episode and I don't?
Two-Tone: *off screen* Cause your a dumb annoying chicken and your in my spot
Spot: Oh shut up you fat piece of *gets attacked by Two-Tone*
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Dipstick: Look at me! I'm Baypup!
Lucky: *off screen* Dipstick, I'm the original Baypup, and Two-Tone's my Pam Anderson
Dipstick: Really? She doesn't have the breast size for the job
Two-Tone: I heard that! *jumps on surfboard*
Cruella: *screams*
Two-Tone: Thats wierd, did anybody hear somebody scream?
Pup: *shrugs*
Two-Tone: oh well *jumps again*
Cruella: *Screams*
Two-Tone: There it is again
Cruella: *into tape recorder* memo to myself, seek out good cyropractor then fire Horace and Jasper for letting me fall into a surfboard assembly line.
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Perdita: Think it was wise to let the pups look at the pier?
Pongo: They will be okay, besides whats the worst thing that can happen?
Lucky: *rushes up* We lost Cadpig!
Perdita: That. Okay son what happened?
Lucky: We went into the video arcade and when we came out Cadpig wasn't with us.
Pongo: We better go and look for her.
Patch: *eating a hotdog*
Pongo: Son quit harassing the Hotdog vendor! Cadpig needs to be found!
Patch: I'm all over it! *pays the man and leaves*
Pongo: Two-Tone, Dipstick, stop playing in the sand, we have an emergency here
Two-Tone: I wasn't, Dipstick was!
Dipstick: hey can you guys bury me again later?
Dipstick: *plops* wow I'm exhausted
Two-Tone: Even thinking exhausts you
Cadpig: *Walks up* Did I miss anything?
Two-Tone: Cadpig! Where were you at?
Cadpig: Well I avoided some girl who grabbed me at the arcade, I wouldn't wanna go into detail what she did with me
Lucky: Couldn't be humiliating as we think it is
Cadpig: well...
Cadpig: It was, she dressed me like a baby
Lucky: *trying hard not to laugh*
Cadpig: You wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you
Lucky: I wouldn't be caught dead in a diaper
Cruella: Now with this disguise I can get those mutts*blinks* Oh no........... *watches in horror as the pups surrounding her lift their legs, the females squat.* Memo to myself refire Horace and Jasper for suggesting this hydrant disguise! *screams*
Wizzer: Wow, a screaming fire hydrant!
How you holding up?