Post by kurtmanjp on Oct 10, 2006 21:51:43 GMT -5
Karaoke night turns into Rock Star:Dearly Farm:
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Lucky: I wonder what's on TV. *Turns it on*
Perdita Burke: Welcome to yet another exciting week of Rock Star: Dearly Farm. Here stands our top 12 rockers and
our amazing house band!
(Everyone cheers)
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Predita Burke: It's time to start up our performances. Singing the Talking Heads' "Burning Down The House",
this is Lucky Dearly!
Lucky (singing):
Watch out
You might get what youre after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger
Im an ordinary guy
Burning down the house
Hold tight wait till the partys over
Hold tight were in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house
Heres your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are
Fightin fire with fire
Pongo Navarro: Wazzup, Lucky? You sang well and the ladies seem to like you for whatever reason.
Lucky: Yeah, i'm smoking hot! *Blows kiss to Two-Tone*
Perdita Burke: Now, give it up for Cadpig Dearly with some Evanescence!
Cadpig (singing):
How can you see into my eyes, like open doors?
Leading you down into my core, Where i've become so numb
Without a soul, my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
Wake me up inside
Wake me up inside
Call my name and save me from the dark
Bid my blood to run
Before i come undone
Save me from the nothing i've become
Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch without your love darling
Only you are the life among the dead
Pongo Navarro: Awww, aren't you the cutest little thing when you sing? You really rocked it!
Cadpig: Why thank you very much, Pongo.
Perdita Burke: Mooch is third up on stage with Tonic's "If You Could Only See"
Mooch (singing):
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Well you got your reasons
And you got your lies
And you got your manipulations
They cut me down to size
Sayin you love but you dont
You give your love but you wont
Pongo Navarro: I don't know what it is, you sang well but I feel like punching you in the face.
Mooch (Sarcastically): Thanks, i'll keep that in mind.
Perdita Burke: Now here's how to text vote. To vote for Lucky, text ROCK01. To vote for Cadpig, text ROCK02
and to vote for Mooch, text ROCK03. We'll be back after this commercial break!
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Perdita Burke: We're back and just in time for our 3-legged friend with The Killers. Make some noise for Tripod!
Tripod (singing):
Breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game
I'm breaking my back just to know your name
But heaven ain't close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't blink you might miss
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
Pace yourself from me
I said maybe baby please
But I just don't know now
When all I wanna do is try
Pongo Navarro: You rocked it. You've rocked every performance of yours. Remember to mellow it down next week, okay?
Tripod: Don't worry, I will!
Perdita Burke: Two-Tone is now going to sing us some David Bowie right now!
Two-Tone (singing):
I-I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins-like dolphins can swim
Though nothing-nothing will keep us together
We can beat them-for ever and ever
Oh we can be heroes, just for one day
I-I will be queen
And you-you will be king
Though nothing will drive them away
We can be heroes, just for one day
We can beat them, just for one day
Pongo Navarro: You sang well but it was a little on the cutesy side.
Two-Tone: You want some edge? Well, i'll give ya some edge!!!
Perdita Burke: To vote for Tripod, text vote ROCK04. To vote for Two-Tone, text vote ROCK05. We'll be back after
these commercials!
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Perdita Burke: Singing Living Color's "Cult Of Personality", this is Patch Dearly!
Patch (singing):
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
Pongo Navarro (Giving Patch a standing "o"): You were ON FIRE, Patch! That was the best performance of tonight so far!
Patch (Blushing): Thank you so much......I really don't know what to say!
Perdita Burke: We just passed the halfway mark of tonight. Here is Wizzer with a different REM song!
Wizzer (singing):
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes
'Cause everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone
Pongo Navarro: Your vocals were shaky and you just pissed yourself! BAD PUPPY! BAD PUPPY!
Wizzer: *Cries*
Perdita Burke: With her good looks and her irish charm, Rebecca is gonna sing Hole's "Celebrity Skin"!
Rebecca (singing):
Oh, make me over
I'm all I want to be
A walking study
In demonology
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, so glad you could make it now
Oh, look at my face
My name is might have been
My name is never was
My name's forgotten
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, there's only us left now
When I wake up in my makeup
It's too early for that dress
Wilted and faded somewhere in
Hollywood
I'm glad I came here
With your pound of flesh
No second billing cause you're a star now
Oh, Cinderella
They aren't sl*ts like you
Beautiful garbage beautiful dresses
Can you stand up or will you
just fall down
Pongo Navarro: You have a really pretty voice, Rebecca. And I love how you change it up each week.
Rebecca: Thank you very much. It's a pleasure to be here.
Perdita Burke: To vote for Patch, text vote ROCK06. To vote for Wizzer, text vote ROCK07. And to vote for
Rebecca, text vote ROCK08. We'll be back after this commercial break!
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Perdita Burke: Welcome back to Rock Star Dearly Farm. It's Blaze's turn with a Nirvana song!
Blaze (singing):
She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
Ive been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
Ive been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
Hey! wait!
Ive got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey! wait!
Ive got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Pongo Navarro: All I can say is, Blaze, you just creeped the hell outta me but in a good way!
Blaze: Hehe. I knew you would dig my vampire impression!
Perdita Burke: Next up is the chicken who everyone loves to hate, Spot with some CCR!
Spot (singing):
Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
ooh, they're red, white and blue.
And when the band plays "Hail To The Chief",
oh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no senator's son,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no,
Pongo Navarro: You butchered it. No wonder why everyone hates you!
Spot: HMPH!
Perdita Burke: To vote for Blaze, text vote ROCK09. To vote for Spot, text vote ROCK10. We'll be back with
Dipstick and Rolly!
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Perdita Burke: You just gotta admire the risks Dipstick takes. With Melissa Etheridge's "I'm The Only One", this is Dipstick Dearly!
Dipstick (singing):
Please baby cant you see
My minds a burnin hell
I got razors a rippin and tearin and strippin
My heart apart as well
Tonight you told me
That you ache for something new
And some other woman is lookin like something
That might be good for you
Go on and hold her till the screaming is gone
Go on believe her when she tells you
Nothings wrong
But I'm the only one
Who'll walk across the fire for you
I'm the only one
Who'll drown in my desire for you
It's only fear that makes you run
The demons that you're hiding from
When all your promises are gone
I'm the only one
Pongo Navarro: What in the world posessed you to sing that?
Dipstick: I don't care what songs I get, I pick whatever's left!
Perdita Burke: And now for the moment we've all been waiting for, Rolly is doing some Aerosmith!
Rolly (singing):
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While youre far away dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure
Dont want to close my eyes
I dont want to fall asleep
Cause Id miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
Id still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
Pongo Navarro (Wiping away tears): That was beautiful! You gave me the shivers. Heck, you even made me cry!
Rolly: Gosh, I didn't know i'd have such a big impact.
Perdita Burke: And that closes our show. To vote for Dipstick, text vote ROCK11. To vote for Rolly, text vote ROCK12.
THANK YOU ALL AND GOOD NIGHT!
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Lucky: That was a good show. I think Rolly will get the encore and Mooch and Spot will go down in a double
elimination.
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BTW, I used Macromedia Fireworks MX to do these screenshots.
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Lucky: I wonder what's on TV. *Turns it on*
Perdita Burke: Welcome to yet another exciting week of Rock Star: Dearly Farm. Here stands our top 12 rockers and
our amazing house band!
(Everyone cheers)
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Predita Burke: It's time to start up our performances. Singing the Talking Heads' "Burning Down The House",
this is Lucky Dearly!
Lucky (singing):
Watch out
You might get what youre after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger
Im an ordinary guy
Burning down the house
Hold tight wait till the partys over
Hold tight were in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house
Heres your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are
Fightin fire with fire
Pongo Navarro: Wazzup, Lucky? You sang well and the ladies seem to like you for whatever reason.
Lucky: Yeah, i'm smoking hot! *Blows kiss to Two-Tone*
Perdita Burke: Now, give it up for Cadpig Dearly with some Evanescence!
Cadpig (singing):
How can you see into my eyes, like open doors?
Leading you down into my core, Where i've become so numb
Without a soul, my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
Wake me up inside
Wake me up inside
Call my name and save me from the dark
Bid my blood to run
Before i come undone
Save me from the nothing i've become
Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch without your love darling
Only you are the life among the dead
Pongo Navarro: Awww, aren't you the cutest little thing when you sing? You really rocked it!
Cadpig: Why thank you very much, Pongo.
Perdita Burke: Mooch is third up on stage with Tonic's "If You Could Only See"
Mooch (singing):
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Well you got your reasons
And you got your lies
And you got your manipulations
They cut me down to size
Sayin you love but you dont
You give your love but you wont
Pongo Navarro: I don't know what it is, you sang well but I feel like punching you in the face.
Mooch (Sarcastically): Thanks, i'll keep that in mind.
Perdita Burke: Now here's how to text vote. To vote for Lucky, text ROCK01. To vote for Cadpig, text ROCK02
and to vote for Mooch, text ROCK03. We'll be back after this commercial break!
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Perdita Burke: We're back and just in time for our 3-legged friend with The Killers. Make some noise for Tripod!
Tripod (singing):
Breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game
I'm breaking my back just to know your name
But heaven ain't close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't blink you might miss
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
Pace yourself from me
I said maybe baby please
But I just don't know now
When all I wanna do is try
Pongo Navarro: You rocked it. You've rocked every performance of yours. Remember to mellow it down next week, okay?
Tripod: Don't worry, I will!
Perdita Burke: Two-Tone is now going to sing us some David Bowie right now!
Two-Tone (singing):
I-I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins-like dolphins can swim
Though nothing-nothing will keep us together
We can beat them-for ever and ever
Oh we can be heroes, just for one day
I-I will be queen
And you-you will be king
Though nothing will drive them away
We can be heroes, just for one day
We can beat them, just for one day
Pongo Navarro: You sang well but it was a little on the cutesy side.
Two-Tone: You want some edge? Well, i'll give ya some edge!!!
Perdita Burke: To vote for Tripod, text vote ROCK04. To vote for Two-Tone, text vote ROCK05. We'll be back after
these commercials!
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Perdita Burke: Singing Living Color's "Cult Of Personality", this is Patch Dearly!
Patch (singing):
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
Pongo Navarro (Giving Patch a standing "o"): You were ON FIRE, Patch! That was the best performance of tonight so far!
Patch (Blushing): Thank you so much......I really don't know what to say!
Perdita Burke: We just passed the halfway mark of tonight. Here is Wizzer with a different REM song!
Wizzer (singing):
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes
'Cause everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone
Pongo Navarro: Your vocals were shaky and you just pissed yourself! BAD PUPPY! BAD PUPPY!
Wizzer: *Cries*
Perdita Burke: With her good looks and her irish charm, Rebecca is gonna sing Hole's "Celebrity Skin"!
Rebecca (singing):
Oh, make me over
I'm all I want to be
A walking study
In demonology
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, so glad you could make it now
Oh, look at my face
My name is might have been
My name is never was
My name's forgotten
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, there's only us left now
When I wake up in my makeup
It's too early for that dress
Wilted and faded somewhere in
Hollywood
I'm glad I came here
With your pound of flesh
No second billing cause you're a star now
Oh, Cinderella
They aren't sl*ts like you
Beautiful garbage beautiful dresses
Can you stand up or will you
just fall down
Pongo Navarro: You have a really pretty voice, Rebecca. And I love how you change it up each week.
Rebecca: Thank you very much. It's a pleasure to be here.
Perdita Burke: To vote for Patch, text vote ROCK06. To vote for Wizzer, text vote ROCK07. And to vote for
Rebecca, text vote ROCK08. We'll be back after this commercial break!
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Perdita Burke: Welcome back to Rock Star Dearly Farm. It's Blaze's turn with a Nirvana song!
Blaze (singing):
She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
Ive been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
Ive been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
Hey! wait!
Ive got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey! wait!
Ive got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Pongo Navarro: All I can say is, Blaze, you just creeped the hell outta me but in a good way!
Blaze: Hehe. I knew you would dig my vampire impression!
Perdita Burke: Next up is the chicken who everyone loves to hate, Spot with some CCR!
Spot (singing):
Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
ooh, they're red, white and blue.
And when the band plays "Hail To The Chief",
oh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no senator's son,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no,
Pongo Navarro: You butchered it. No wonder why everyone hates you!
Spot: HMPH!
Perdita Burke: To vote for Blaze, text vote ROCK09. To vote for Spot, text vote ROCK10. We'll be back with
Dipstick and Rolly!
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Perdita Burke: You just gotta admire the risks Dipstick takes. With Melissa Etheridge's "I'm The Only One", this is Dipstick Dearly!
Dipstick (singing):
Please baby cant you see
My minds a burnin hell
I got razors a rippin and tearin and strippin
My heart apart as well
Tonight you told me
That you ache for something new
And some other woman is lookin like something
That might be good for you
Go on and hold her till the screaming is gone
Go on believe her when she tells you
Nothings wrong
But I'm the only one
Who'll walk across the fire for you
I'm the only one
Who'll drown in my desire for you
It's only fear that makes you run
The demons that you're hiding from
When all your promises are gone
I'm the only one
Pongo Navarro: What in the world posessed you to sing that?
Dipstick: I don't care what songs I get, I pick whatever's left!
Perdita Burke: And now for the moment we've all been waiting for, Rolly is doing some Aerosmith!
Rolly (singing):
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While youre far away dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure
Dont want to close my eyes
I dont want to fall asleep
Cause Id miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
Id still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
Pongo Navarro (Wiping away tears): That was beautiful! You gave me the shivers. Heck, you even made me cry!
Rolly: Gosh, I didn't know i'd have such a big impact.
Perdita Burke: And that closes our show. To vote for Dipstick, text vote ROCK11. To vote for Rolly, text vote ROCK12.
THANK YOU ALL AND GOOD NIGHT!
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Lucky: That was a good show. I think Rolly will get the encore and Mooch and Spot will go down in a double
elimination.
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BTW, I used Macromedia Fireworks MX to do these screenshots.
How you holding up?