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Post by Trey_Vore on May 6, 2008 21:53:36 GMT -5
Diana: Hello! Hola! Bonjour! Guten Tag! Konichiwa! And what have you...
Everyone knows me as Diana. Those that know me are aware that I am the leader of an evil gang called "The HeartBreakers". My gang currently has myself, Emma, Jenny and Stealth. Wanna be a HeartBreaker? Okay, but you need to have met certain standards. Also, all who join must have something to make themselves listed as our gang's namesake. Here's how you can be a HeartBreaker...
1. You must be willing to use others for their goods. Leave your goody-two-shoed antics at the door. In short, NO HEROES! 2. You must look attractive. 3. You must have an alluring voice, which leads your victim to potential harm. 4. You must be willing to leave some potential mate (ie. some sap that you just used) after they are no longer useful.
Most importantly... 5. You must HATE the Sweetheart Squad, AND the Heroic Harem!!
Interested? Wanna be a HeartBreaker? Let's get crackin'...
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Post by Nuke on May 6, 2008 22:05:45 GMT -5
Rob: *enters, somewhat uneasy* yo...i was wondering if i could join the Heartbreakers. i aint a hero. i have a great figure. i have a voice that would get any female that are in my area that hear it to be drawn towards me. i have no mate. and i hate the that group of those 'Cutesy little females' that they call the d**n Sweetheart Squad and those other heros around the farm.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2008 22:17:54 GMT -5
Jeny:I hate the heartbreakers so much....espicley Jewel Sonya....bit most of all I hate thouse fat blacked assed hores called Two-tone and Lita.....I mean wtf is so special about haveing a big black ass anyway?
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Post by Trey_Vore on May 6, 2008 22:23:24 GMT -5
Diana: That's why I love having you as a HeartBreaker, Jenny. Your hatred is just SO deep.
And you...Rob...you say you are bad? Well, you'd be the first male HeartBreaker...why not? You're in, Rob.
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Post by Nuke on May 6, 2008 22:27:06 GMT -5
Rob: *bows* thank you Diana. *wags a bit*
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Post by Belchic on May 6, 2008 23:13:57 GMT -5
Stealth: I don't know, Diana. Having a guy on our team doesn't sound right. I mean, I couldn't even talk Yuri into joining forces with us back when we were just a trio.
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Post by Nuke on May 6, 2008 23:16:38 GMT -5
Rob: Are you saying you're against Males? *raising a brow evil-like*
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Post by Trey_Vore on May 6, 2008 23:20:31 GMT -5
Diana: It'll all make sense soon enough, Stealth. That I promise.
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Post by Nuke on May 6, 2008 23:23:14 GMT -5
Rob: i hope she aint against males. *looks over at Diana and stares, stuck in a trance of some sort* because.....I...
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Post by Trey_Vore on May 6, 2008 23:28:19 GMT -5
Diana: Hey hey! *points* My face is up here, pal!
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Post by Nuke on May 6, 2008 23:30:38 GMT -5
Rob: ......*snaps out of the trance* oh, sorry Diana. *shakes head back and forth rapidly* i gotta control that more.
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Post by Trey_Vore on May 6, 2008 23:53:56 GMT -5
Diana: I would hope that you do. Besides, with you, we can have a member to trap the females on the farm.
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Post by babclayman on May 7, 2008 0:47:57 GMT -5
Malinda: *enters with Thompson* Hey...What's that GUY doing here?
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Post by Trey_Vore on May 7, 2008 10:25:01 GMT -5
Diana: Malinda, Thompson...this is Rob. He'll be our method of deceiving the girls on the farm.
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Post by babclayman on May 7, 2008 14:42:57 GMT -5
Malinda: *looks at Rob* Hmmm, well it does seem a good advantage to have someone seducing the other gender of this farm.
Thompson: However if there's an odd one out game about our group, it won't be hard to find it.
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