Reporter: So Lucky, why do you think on Disney XD?
Lucky: THIS!
Lucky: Rebecca, even though you look thinner than Two-Tone, I don’t think you are any lighter. You’re causing the screen to tilt to your end.
Spot: Just because I look pathetic, doesn’t mean I am incapable of beating up the fat dogs! Two-Tone is next.
Rolly: What’s in there Lucky?
Lucky: You’re not going to believe this, but I can’t find anything!
Rolly: I’m hungry
Cadpig: Me too.
Lucky: Well, we could eat Spot, but that’s not enough….
Cornelia: Spot! What have I told you about hanging with these pups? It will get you into….
Lucky: I think we’ve found our main course!!!
Cadpig: Lucky? If I asked Clayton calmly, you think he will only enlarge a little to your size?
Lucky: Keep dreaming Cadpig, You know how insane Clayton gets when it comes to what size his remote makes people.
Lucky: OK! I PROMISE I’LL GIVE OTHER PUPS THE LIMELIGHT! I PROMISE I WON’T TRY TO BE THE HERO ALL THE TIME! PLEASE LET ME BACK IN THE BARN!!!
Rolly: What happened to Mooch?
Cadpig: I made him watch 6 hours of 4kids, 8 hours of Jetix, and 10 hours of Disney XD. His brain melted.
Mooch: (offscreen and insane) I LOVE 4KIDS, JETIX & XD!
Rolly: Wow, you’re right. His brain has melted.
Cadpig: He actually thinks they are good channels. Poor soul.
Cadpig: I can’t sleep Lucky. What if the evil forces of Jetix and XD Claim me?
Lucky: If they do, we’ll all go together. Besides, I doubt that they even recognise our existence anymore either.
Cadpig: Gotta speed kid!
Lucky: How many times has the same joke been used for the same picture!?
Pug: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? You just sliced my hand off by closing that trunk!
Cadpig: That was the plan! Does this mean you won’t be able to teach Bark Brigade again? No? Good.
Bucket: I’ve been in all kinds of shows. But mainly as a background character. However I did have my big break when in one show a character died but as they did, they kicked me. ‘Kicked the bucket’ Get it?
Cadpig: You have had more recognition in that part than all of us 101 characters had for the whole series.
And we are in the second round of the puppy game, “Who can shoot Cadpig the furthest using their heads”
Lucky seems to have a good start, but will that measure up to Rollys standards?
Jack (from Titanic): Rolly. I regret to say this, but I don’t think you are as good to draw in that pose as much as Rose is.
Rolly: Cadpig. You didn’t make Spot watch that 24 hours of Hell again did you?
If Cruella had a child with the people who thought up of Jetix? This would be the result.
After Jeremy Clarkson wasn’t allowed to work on the American version of ‘Top Gear’ due to his anti-American remark, Lucky took his place for it. However he was prejudice to background characters.
Perdy: Pongo, I don’t think this collar trade is going to work.
Lucky: Oh Mooch! I just was behind the barn with Two-Tone. I’ve seen something you never will!
Cadpig: Do you like Waffles!?
Pups: Yeah we like Waffles!
Cadpig: Do you like Pancakes!?
Pups: Yeah we like Pancakes!
Cadpig: Do you like French Toast!?
Pups: Yeah we like French Toast!
All: Do do da do, can’t wait to get a mouth full!
Lucky: Oh god! Charles Darwin curse! I’m evolving into a Hedgehog!
Anita: We’ve come to save you pups! Free you from the curse which is known as Bab Screenshots!
Pups: We’re free!!!
