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Post by Belchic on Jan 28, 2018 17:02:10 GMT -5
A: The wonders of science!
Q: Should I feel safer stranded in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean as opposed to be stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
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Post by Flowgli on Feb 6, 2018 17:06:09 GMT -5
A: There doesn’t seem to be a difference between the two oceans. Being stranded on an ocean, no matter what it is, is not safe at all.
Q: Is a married person referring to their spouse as “husband” or “wife” any different from a child referring to a parent of theirs as “Mom” or “Dad”?
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Post by Belchic on Feb 13, 2018 0:44:38 GMT -5
A: Not really.
Q: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen???
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Post by Stirfry on Feb 13, 2018 9:16:10 GMT -5
Answer: Yes. We're in Alaska, it's the middle of February, it's dark out, and Sandy is playing with a machine that creates radiation particles that react with the atoms in the atmosphere to create photons. No, you can't see it because you will die, or get cancer, or suffer reproductive harm.
Question: What exactly is behind a cartoon character's back that allows them to pull stuff like ships, refrigerators, baseballs, and bombs from back there?
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Post by babclayman on Feb 13, 2018 9:36:47 GMT -5
A. I think the Science name for it is; Hammer Space; But there are some who think it works on Star Trek Teleprter Technology, Which allows them to stre it, there. Some may use Tardis Technology. Some also use Magic, with Bags of Hlding, Which are also Larger on the inside than on the otside. It depends on who is doing it and what they may be using, though.
Q. How do You Know this was made by an Alien Ship!?
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Post by Stirfry on Feb 13, 2018 10:03:27 GMT -5
Answer: *Shows the label which says "Made on Vulcan" *
Question: If the king is the most important piece in chess, why is the king as useless as pawn and why is the queen the most useful?!
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Post by BenBen on Feb 13, 2018 11:23:05 GMT -5
A: I think it's because if the King had Queen's skills, it would be probably impossible to give checkmate.
Q: If Jasper and Horace had wives, would they still accept this dirty job from Cruella?
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Post by babclayman on Feb 14, 2018 10:45:35 GMT -5
A. Well, they need to make a living, some how, Eh!?
Q. Can you pait this Toe in Teal?
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Post by BenBen on Feb 16, 2018 16:16:47 GMT -5
A: *tkes a big bucket of teal paint and pours it all on the toe*
Q: I'm about to create a Dubstep, how to start it?
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Post by Belchic on Feb 17, 2018 14:24:37 GMT -5
A: With one foot in Ireland, obviously.
Q: Why can’t we have something with a sad ending where the bad guy wins for once?
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Post by babclayman on Feb 17, 2018 16:30:12 GMT -5
A. Have you ever seen Revnge Of The Sith, or any Slsher Film!? Though, the reason for that is; It is beautiful, when we see some thing Heart Wrming and Up Lfting!
Q. You Know, who's going to find us, just as soon as we're in a vanurabl position!?
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 17, 2018 21:48:20 GMT -5
A: The bad guys of course.
Q: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids. November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when his cape snagged on a missile fin!
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Post by Belchic on Feb 19, 2018 15:47:53 GMT -5
A: Nope. Can’t say I’ve ever heard of him.
Q: If you cook French fries in the oven, would you call them “French bakes”?
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Post by BenBen on Feb 19, 2018 15:53:33 GMT -5
A: Probably.
Q: If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown, too?
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Post by Flowgli on Feb 20, 2018 11:22:59 GMT -5
A: I don’t think so. That doesn’t sound like a good idea for the other synchronized swimmers to do.
Q: Why do some guys like girls screaming in bed?
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