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Post by pitch on Jul 7, 2009 11:00:46 GMT -5
A: Huh? My certain death it sounds like! Get it off me, get it off me!!
Q: If dogs are color blind, do the puppies even know if they all have different colored collars on? (didn't read the whole thread, hope this hasn't been asked before)
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Post by Cuddly Dearly on Jul 7, 2009 11:21:02 GMT -5
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Post by Belchic on Jul 7, 2009 11:45:08 GMT -5
A: Because the Smurfs made the Internet.
Q: Is there a plural word for "colossus"? Shall I say, "colossi"?
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Post by Cuddly Dearly on Jul 8, 2009 19:24:25 GMT -5
Not, because "colosus" isn't an original latin word.
Q: Why no Dalmatian puppy wears yellow collar?
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Post by pitch on Jul 8, 2009 19:38:08 GMT -5
A: Because Grutley's a backwater town that didn't order any for their pet shops
Q: How did Cruella escape jail time for her crimes to live next door for the series?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 8, 2009 21:53:45 GMT -5
A: Bribed the judge and the jury, never underestimate the power of money
Q: As Alan Jackson once sang, "who's cheating who?"
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Post by babclayman on Jul 9, 2009 2:48:20 GMT -5
A. The 6th Doctor "Who" cheated us "Who" fans because thanks to Johnathan Nathan Turner, he messed the series up big time and it was only thanks to Colin Bakers good acting taht held it together.
Q. What is the air-speed velocity a Swallow Bird carrying a coconut?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 9, 2009 10:04:41 GMT -5
Well that depends, is it an African or European Swallow?
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Post by babclayman on Jul 9, 2009 10:49:20 GMT -5
I...I don't know that *gets shot up into the air and off a cliff* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 9, 2009 11:08:35 GMT -5
(crosses a bridge over the same cliff easily) Alright back on topic...
Q: Where can I get a good pizza around here?
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Post by babclayman on Jul 9, 2009 11:19:12 GMT -5
A. Well while i am not sure where around here is, two ideas i would give is either make your own pizza or for me, i know this great Italian place about 15 minute drive from my here. Their pizzas are good.
Q. If VIbES is an anagram of bEVIS and bEVIS is an anagram of VIbES and they never capitalize the b and it always goes in to order, 1,2,1,2. What does it mean?
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Post by Belchic on Jul 9, 2009 11:31:53 GMT -5
A: The people who made that game were just idiots.
Q: Why do people ask so many questions even though the answers are quite obviously in front of them?
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Post by Cuddly Dearly on Jul 9, 2009 19:54:57 GMT -5
A: Because they obviously don't see those obvious answers ;D Q: Why are Dalmatian dogs with totally black ears so rare, and Dalmatian toys with totally black ears so common?
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Post by pitch on Jul 9, 2009 22:08:16 GMT -5
A: For the same reason I think most of the blondes I know aren't natural, people love the rare! Q: Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? (stolen question though that is!)
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Post by Cuddly Dearly on Jul 10, 2009 4:55:53 GMT -5
A: Because rules are made to be broken every day Q: Why am I not always lucky, when I have four Lucky plushies? ;D
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