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Post by Belchic on Feb 18, 2009 17:16:22 GMT -5
In this topic, tell some jokes that seem funny but are at the same time horrible. What I mean is like a joke that you really shouldn't be laughing at but can't help it. Here are some examples:
Horrible Joke #1:
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.
Horrible Joke #2:
Q: What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? A: Nothing.
Horrible Joke #3a:
Q: Who would win in a fight? Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder? A: Stevie Wonder, because Ray Charles is dead.
Horrible Joke #3b:
Q: Who would win in a fight? Carly Simon or Karen Carpenter? A: Carly Simon, because Karen Carpenter is dead.
Horrible Joke #3c:
Q: Who would win in a fight? John Lennon or Paul McCartney? A: John Lennon, because he's a way better songwriter.
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Post by babclayman on Feb 18, 2009 17:41:25 GMT -5
I once heard a few jokes that i found cruel and horrible. Horrbile Joke #4 Batman: What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow i doubt you will be. (The cruelness in that joke is that Heath Ledger, who played the Joker in "Dark Knight" is dead)
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Post by chromosomeaddict on Feb 19, 2009 4:40:11 GMT -5
Horrible Joke #5: (This isn't a written joke, but a sketch by Kevin Bishop). 9/11 incident play set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfuREnEq7IcI apologise if you'd have rather me posted a written joke.
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Post by dollycartoon on Feb 19, 2009 6:28:48 GMT -5
Horrible Joke #1: Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them. lol
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Post by Cuddly Dearly on Jun 28, 2009 14:40:28 GMT -5
Adolf Hitler was standing at the edge of a deep hole. He called one Jew and told him "raise a hand!" The Jew raised his hand, and Hitler pushed him in the hole. The next one came. Hitler said "Raise a leg". The jew raised his leg and Hitler pushed him in the hole. One guardian came and said:"Come on Hitler, leave that Tetris now, they're calling you!"
I apologise if somebody from here is a Jew, the joke is not mine, I read it on the internet and just translated it to English
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Post by babclayman on Jun 28, 2009 14:51:27 GMT -5
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Post by Cuddly Dearly on Jun 28, 2009 16:52:06 GMT -5
Worst joke ever?? Ah well, OK... maybe Croats see it differently ;D Again, my apology if anybody got offended by the joke
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Post by RailFanX on Jun 29, 2009 0:28:57 GMT -5
When Barack Obama runs for re-election I'm not voting for him on the basis of religious differences. He thinks he's God and I don't.
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Post by RaceFanX on Jun 29, 2009 0:31:15 GMT -5
Q: What would it take to finally have a Beatles reunion? A: Two more bullets
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 27, 2009 9:53:46 GMT -5
Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama? A. Because he’s running out of George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama? A. Because she’s running out of other crazy things to do.
Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama? A. Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.
Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny? A. If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.
And now a longer joke... A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
Q: What's the problem with Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes
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Post by babclayman on Jul 27, 2009 10:31:25 GMT -5
Nothing Personal Race, but what is up with all these Obama Jokes? While i am not political i am not sure what your deal with him is =/
Is this just joke or...you know...
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 27, 2009 12:03:53 GMT -5
Of course this is a joke, people make jokes about every president, past and present (and in Hillary's case future).
If you like him, hey that's cool. Everyone has their own beliefs.
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Post by babclayman on Jul 27, 2009 12:19:44 GMT -5
Ah Ok. Just asking =p
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 27, 2009 12:24:41 GMT -5
Q: Who would win in a fight, John Lennon or Mark David Chapman? A: Chapman, he was smart enough to bring a gun.
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Post by Belchic on Jul 27, 2009 13:24:05 GMT -5
You're pretty brilliant at those, Race.
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