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Post by Belchic on Aug 10, 2011 17:46:10 GMT -5
I wonder what other horrible jokes can be posted here...well, whatever they are, most of them might offend some people, that's why I want to be careful.
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Post by RaceFanX on Jun 9, 2012 15:49:52 GMT -5
Q: How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it will take them 5 episodes to do it.
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Post by babclayman on Jun 13, 2012 14:37:13 GMT -5
A Detective goes to a murder scene and the Policeman on gives him the details.
"We found the body and it seems he was sliced in half. vertically."
"Where's is it?" Asks the Detective.
"We found it in the alleyway." Says the Policeman "But the Left side of it is missing."
"Well then..." Nods the Detective "It looks like the Victim...Is All Right..."
How's that, Pups? ^^;
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Jun 13, 2012 15:04:38 GMT -5
OMG! I totally got that one!!! XD
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Post by Belchic on Jun 13, 2012 17:01:53 GMT -5
Not horrible, but it's unfunny.
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Post by babclayman on Jun 14, 2012 5:56:38 GMT -5
Do you even get the joke, Belchic?
Trust me, CSI Miami would be all over that. ;3 See the Sun Glasses?
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Post by Snivinerior on Jun 16, 2012 6:57:53 GMT -5
Hahaha. I don't get it.
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Post by babclayman on Jun 16, 2012 8:17:26 GMT -5
The joke is, He has been cut in half, but the left side is missing.
This means only the Right Side remains, so the Dective says he's "All Right", a play on the word; "Alright".
Get it now? =3
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Post by Snivinerior on Jun 16, 2012 9:08:30 GMT -5
Oooo. it's funny. Made me laugh a little.
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Post by Snivinerior on Jun 20, 2012 2:13:19 GMT -5
Knock, knock. Who's there? I don't know. I don't know who? I don't know. ---- Knock, knock. Who's there? I don't care. I don't care who? Really, I don't care. ---- Knock, knock. Who's there? F*ck You! F*ck You Too!
Sorry for those who got offended...
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Post by pica on Jul 12, 2012 20:19:42 GMT -5
Q: Why did Andrea fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms.
I was going to tell a gay joke, butt **** it..
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Post by Cruella on Oct 26, 2012 15:48:16 GMT -5
I tend to laugh at bad laughter.
My kids have this ridiculous running joke that really doesn't make any sense.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daddy. Daddy who? DADDY, SAVE ME FROM MY TONSILS/LEGS/EYEBALLS/FINGERNAILS/[ANYTHING]!
This is comic gold to them.
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Post by Raine Dearly on Nov 17, 2012 0:00:38 GMT -5
I'll the three dog joke. One day the dogs named Rob, Duncan and Steve decided to go to the lake for a swim the lake was 100 meters long. So they decided to swim to the other side for lunch. So Rob went first and got tired 20 meters in so he swam back, Steve went next and got tired 30 meters so he swam back. Now Duncan went in and swam 50 meters got tired and swam back. Now what do you do if you were Duncan who swam 50 Meters when lake is 100 meters. Would you swim back or swim on?
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Post by Raine Dearly on Nov 17, 2012 0:03:26 GMT -5
Knock knock Who is there Raine Raine who Raine hail shine
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Feb 16, 2014 19:21:46 GMT -5
I just heard this on a Let's Play of "Last of Us" DLC titled "Left Behind". It's not really bad, imo, but I can't think of another thread to put it on.
"It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle... he just didn't have the balls to do it."
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