Post by Belchic on Apr 13, 2009 1:06:01 GMT -5
This is a just for fun thing. For fans of the Nostalgia Critic, if he were to review this show, what kinds of things do you think he'd say about it? Here are some of my things:
"One thing that's weird about this show is where it takes place. I thought the movies all took place in London. So why is it that the cartoon series is set in the United States? At least, I think it's the United States, because it sure seems a lot like it. It's set around a city known as...Grutely? What was going through those d**n creator's heads???"
"Another thing that annoys me is the animation. I mean look at how poorly-drawn these characters are! They're horrible! This artwork makes Pablo Picaso's paintings look bad ass!"
"Another weird thing I'd like to point out is the TV. They have a TV set up IN THE BARN of all places! Why would anyone put a TV in a barn? Do they even know that animals even watch TV? Also, what's up with the selection of channels they've got here? They've got the All Dog Channel, the Gravy Channel, the Inner Peace Channel, the Swine Channel, the Cheddar Cheese Channel, the Military Mutt Channel, I mean, come on! You can't just say, "The INSERT SOMETHING HERE Channel" and make it an existing TV station! Like, okay, why don't we have "The DRUG Channel"? Then, after that, we can watch "The Spanish Soap Opera Channel". Then, there's the ever-so-popular "Antidisestablishmentarianism Channel". IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!"
This show is also infamous for a lot of animation goofs that seem to stick out like a sore thumb. Most of these involve a puppie's collar or ears appearing a color it isn't supposed to be. But this is probably my favorite one. Watch what happens in this scene. Here, we see the main pups tricking a tree shrewzle into thinking they're going away..."
*Plays the scene from "Shrewzle Watch". The disguised Scorch scampers away, then the pups come back, and Lucky says, "Ha, ha, ha! Gotcha!"*
WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?? DID YOU SEE THAT? LUCKY CLEARLY SAID "GOTCHA" WITHOUT MOVING HIS MOUTH! I mean, sure, it is possible to do that, but it still sticks out pretty bad! I especially like how the camera closes in on Lucky while he's doing his little ventriliquist act. It's as if the animators were trying to be like, "Hey, kids! Check it out! We forgot to animate his lips!" Now, I gotta admit, that was kinda funny. At least it's more amusing than seeing an Indiana Jones knock-off with no face!"
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What do you think? Does that sound like I captured the Nostalgia Critic's personality?
"One thing that's weird about this show is where it takes place. I thought the movies all took place in London. So why is it that the cartoon series is set in the United States? At least, I think it's the United States, because it sure seems a lot like it. It's set around a city known as...Grutely? What was going through those d**n creator's heads???"
"Another thing that annoys me is the animation. I mean look at how poorly-drawn these characters are! They're horrible! This artwork makes Pablo Picaso's paintings look bad ass!"
"Another weird thing I'd like to point out is the TV. They have a TV set up IN THE BARN of all places! Why would anyone put a TV in a barn? Do they even know that animals even watch TV? Also, what's up with the selection of channels they've got here? They've got the All Dog Channel, the Gravy Channel, the Inner Peace Channel, the Swine Channel, the Cheddar Cheese Channel, the Military Mutt Channel, I mean, come on! You can't just say, "The INSERT SOMETHING HERE Channel" and make it an existing TV station! Like, okay, why don't we have "The DRUG Channel"? Then, after that, we can watch "The Spanish Soap Opera Channel". Then, there's the ever-so-popular "Antidisestablishmentarianism Channel". IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!"
This show is also infamous for a lot of animation goofs that seem to stick out like a sore thumb. Most of these involve a puppie's collar or ears appearing a color it isn't supposed to be. But this is probably my favorite one. Watch what happens in this scene. Here, we see the main pups tricking a tree shrewzle into thinking they're going away..."
*Plays the scene from "Shrewzle Watch". The disguised Scorch scampers away, then the pups come back, and Lucky says, "Ha, ha, ha! Gotcha!"*
WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?? DID YOU SEE THAT? LUCKY CLEARLY SAID "GOTCHA" WITHOUT MOVING HIS MOUTH! I mean, sure, it is possible to do that, but it still sticks out pretty bad! I especially like how the camera closes in on Lucky while he's doing his little ventriliquist act. It's as if the animators were trying to be like, "Hey, kids! Check it out! We forgot to animate his lips!" Now, I gotta admit, that was kinda funny. At least it's more amusing than seeing an Indiana Jones knock-off with no face!"
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What do you think? Does that sound like I captured the Nostalgia Critic's personality?