Sorry to keep you guys waiting. Here's the next chapter!
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Lucky: It's just about time Tiffany. We're going to have the plot begin!
Tiffany: Yeah...like...I think it's really nice that you guys want to help get Sanka to like me...but...I just don't know...
Cadpig: Think positive! You're a sweet goddess of love!
Lucky: Don't think we haven't any idea of what we're doing Tiffany. We've played matchmaker in the past with a lot of success!
Rolly: I would know. And it's gotta be easier than coming up with a new campaign to beat Mayor Ed Pig in the upcoming election...
Two-Tone: Yeah. I bet you really do like Sanka...!
Tiffany: I...I don't know how to tell him how I feel...
Messy: Darlin', it's not too hard. All you gotta do is talk real hot, wink, work your butt a little and *snap* he's all yours!
Puffy: Tiff...is there something on your mind?
Tiffany: Well...
Puffy: I'm your bro, you can tell me.
Tiffany: It's just...
Tiffany: ...It's just that yesterday, there was this...this girl...she said I was fat and that I don't have a chance at getting a boyfriend...
Puffy: Who was this girl?
Tiffany: She...she had like...long blond hair...and a red collar...
Puffy: That sounds like Jenny. She's been trying to get Slayer back from Lita forever but she blew her chances with him a long time ago. So don't let her get to you.
Silky: Yeah and besides, you're a nice girl. Boys like approachable girls.
Clayton: He's a good guy Tiffany.
Hesso: Yah, mein liebchen. You have nothing to vorry about.
Puffy: If nothing else...do you really want to be alone forever?
Tiffany: Well no...but I totally think I'd be really hurt if I couldn't have him though...
Meer: Don't think that way Tiff! You just have to work your charms and if he really does like you everything will fall into place.
Tiffany: You're...you're probably right sis...
Meer: 'Cause like, if I didn't...
Meer: ...*giggles* I woulda like, never meet my Malo!
Malo: Got that right...there's not a day that goes by that I don't regret having met your sister!
Tiffany: Okay...okay...
Kendra: Hey guys!
Kendra: It's Sanka, he's right where we told him to met up!
Kit: The Sanka...is in place?
Two-Tone: Good job Cadpig! Is everything else going well?
Cadpig: Sure is! I have Jewel in the woods with Belchic, Tippy, Star, Nuke, Roxy and Orville, everything is going great!
Lucky: Yeah, but...what do we do to get him into the woods?
Clayton: Hmm...hold on Lucky! I got an idea!
Clayton: Kit?
Kit: Yes?
Clayton: Let me ask you something...how would you like to get to know Sanka better?
Kit: Do I?
Clayton: Yep, just go out there and talk with him. Ask him about his home, I'm sure he'll be happy to tell you!
Kit: Oh boy!
Hesso: I am a bit jealous of Kit. I wish I could learn about another culture like he does.
Silky: Don't be disappointed Hesso, I'm sure he would be happy to talk to you later on!
Sanka: 'K...where me boys at? Don't be seein' no one anywhere...
Voice: Um...hello!
Sanka: Uh...hey.
Kit: Hello Sanka. My name is Kit.
Sanka: Pleased to meet you boy.
Kit: Um...I love your voice.
Sanka: My...oh, you are talkin' my accent.
Kit: Yes. The accent. I like your way of talking.
Sanka: I happen to be from dee country Jamaica. Small country in dee West Indies of Central America.
Kit: Could I hear some more...?
Kendra: It's working guys!
Lucky: Good...good...
Belchic: So that's how you got your collar Roxy?
Roxy: Yep yep yep. Roger never got me one, so Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly, Two-Tone, Jewel and Patch helped fish this one out of the garbage at the Grutely Pound.
Belchic: So I guess you're like a Dearly now?
Roxy: Indeed I am!
Tippy: So you're really that strong Orville?
Orville: Got that right toots! That's the pride of bein' a mustelid: pure muscle!
Tippy: I happen to be stronger than I look. I mean, I can go and...
Voice: Hey everyone!
Tippy: Hmm?
Jewel: We're totally back! And check out this awesome carrier!
Nuke: The perfect arrangement!
Star: Wow! That's...really good guys! Um...where did you get it?
Jewel: Someone was going to just throw it out. And Orville's here?
Orville: Present girlfriend!
Jewel: Beyond awesome.
Belchic: So, we're going to have Sanka and Kit find Orville trapped and then Tiffany will 'watch' him free Orville and that's how they'll hit it off?
Jewel: Yeah, a total romantic moment!
Star: I like it already.
Nuke: Um...Roxy? Are you sure you don't need help with that?
Roxy: It's no problemo Nuke. Just...
Roxy: *grunts* Urgh...urgh...urrrrrrrrrrgggghhh...
*chunk*
Roxy: Cowabunga! Did I just...
Tippy: ...you had a little help. ...Okay, a lot of help.
Roxy: Oh...
Tippy: It feels nice to be strong. I can defend myself, I can highly impress others with it, I can give boys piggyback rides...
Roxy: You don't need to rub it in my face Tippy. I know I'm not strong but I don't need it. I just like being friendly and docile.
Tippy: But how are you going to impress boys if you can't give them anything in return...?
Jewel: Nuke...I don't know if I like the way this conversation is going...
Nuke: Here we go again...
Tippy: I mean, don't you have any physical power? I never see you never lift anyone up or give piggyback rides.
Roxy: Well...I can be caring, and compassionate...I am always willing to listen to a friend and I would never hurt anyone, doesn't that mean anything??
*cracks*
Tippy: Yeah, like that'll benchpress an excavator. Can't you be strong at all?
Roxy: No *sniff* but I can be hurt and know when I feel completely worthless! *sobs*
Jewel: Why are trying to be a Smith Tippy? I care very much about Roxy and I don't think her not being strong is a bad thing.
Star: Don't you think you hurt Roxy?
Orville: Yo, she's just cool with it. Leave 'er alone.
Tippy: I'm just teasing her. Geez don't take it so seriously.
Nuke: Hope Roxy is okay.
Jewel: Yeah. Listen Nuke we'd better try to find Roxy and make her feel better.
Star: What do I do? I want to help.
Jewel: Just stay with Belchic and Tippy Star. We can't totally upset the plan.
Belchic: Did you mean what you said Tippy?
Tippy: No, I didn't mean it...well, I am sorta sick of Roxy just not being strong. It wouldn't hurt if she had some more physical power.
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