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Post by Kit on May 14, 2009 12:00:15 GMT -5
Granted, but you drown trying to swim in it. Should you attempt to eat it, such an ammount of unhealthy food will take a natural toll on your body leaving you diabetic, morbidly obese and will induce a heartattack or four.
(Isn't reality awesome? :3)
I wish I could speak with a scottish accent.
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Post by dragonologystudent on May 14, 2009 12:39:29 GMT -5
Granted but your accent is so good, noone can understand you.
I wish I live in Oregon.
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Post by Kit on May 14, 2009 12:41:39 GMT -5
Granted, but as everyone knows, they are hostile against the british =P
I wish I was good at skate boarding
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Post by dragonologystudent on May 14, 2009 12:45:26 GMT -5
granted but the paparazzi chase you for so long, it drives you insane.
I wish Kit knew Ryan Stanford (that will prove not all people who live in Oregon are hostile to the Great British)
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Post by Kit on May 14, 2009 12:48:26 GMT -5
Granted, I know him so well, we are best friends! Sadly, the people of Oregon hate me so much it damages Ryans reputation along with the rest of the British.
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Post by dragonologystudent on May 14, 2009 16:59:39 GMT -5
You fall into an obscure pit, about 70' deep, where you happen to find a computer (and a WI-Fi signal that's pretty good), a dictionary, a thesaurus, and someone to help you work on correctly writing English.
And that's because you forgot a wish.
I wish my sister would sleep earlier so I don't have to wait for her every night.
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Post by RaceFanXtreme on May 14, 2009 17:09:11 GMT -5
Done, but somehow doing that leads to Prince Charles becoming King becuase the Queen quits.
I wish Top Gear had the guts to Power Lap the Shelby SSC Aero.
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Post by babclayman on May 14, 2009 17:10:43 GMT -5
Granted but it then leads to Shelby sueing the show, disbanding it and killing anyone who has watched it =P
I wish i had a cracker XP
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Post by dragonologystudent on May 14, 2009 17:14:03 GMT -5
Granted, but it was hundreds of years old and the very touch of it on your tongue means you can't clean the taste out for a week.
I wish I'm an only child.
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Post by Kit on May 14, 2009 17:17:03 GMT -5
Granted, now you are the only child in the entire world.
I wish I could breathe under water as well as I can breathe above.
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Post by babclayman on May 14, 2009 17:18:52 GMT -5
Granted but getting this power makes it so you cannot breath above so you cannot breath below.
I wish i had a "What If" machine which shows me anything i ask it
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Post by Kit on May 14, 2009 17:21:34 GMT -5
Granted, but seeing as you are incredibly camera shy you are uncomfortable by seeing yourself on film x3
I wish I could speak to foxes.
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Post by dragonologystudent on May 14, 2009 17:24:44 GMT -5
Granted but people then think you're insane after seeing you talking to foxes.
I wish I had all the dragonology books (I cannot find some of them at the bookshop. I have most of them though)
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Post by babclayman on May 14, 2009 17:25:43 GMT -5
Granted but you get overflooded with them and drown
I wish i wasn't so camera shy XP
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Post by dragonologystudent on May 14, 2009 17:28:30 GMT -5
Granted but you go on the news, given a bad nme by the public.
I wish my X-Box works.
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