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Post by Belchic on Nov 6, 2010 12:39:24 GMT -5
One day on the farm, Belchic, Tippy, Joey and Lizzie were enjoying their lunch out of the troff. After they had finished, Belchic let out a loud belch. The others laughed until a familiar voice was heard.
"Did I just hear a burp?" said the voice, which was coming from a familiar big blue pig.
"Yeah," said Belchic. "That was me."
"As mayor of this here farm," said the pig, "I have passed a law stating that it is illegal to burp. Burping is gross and extremely rude. Therefore, it should not be done by anyone."
Tippy just shrugged at Belchic. She decided to lift him onto her shoulders and start giving him a piggyback ride.
"What do you think you're doing, young lady?" snapped Ed.
"Don't I have a right to give my boyfriend a piggyback ride?" asked Tippy.
"Absolutely not!" snorted Ed. "As mayor, I declare that girls are not allowed to give piggyback rides to boys! It must always be the other way around!"
"That's not fair!" whined Tippy as she put Belchic down.
"It is so long as I'm the mayor," said Ed.
"Well," said Joey, "at least I can still do this..." He went over to Tippy and laid down on her stomach.
"Young man!" snorted Ed. "I have also passed a law stating that stomachs shall not be used as pillows!"
"What?" Joey gasped.
Lizzie growled and began to bark viciously at Ed.
"Stop that right now!" yelled Ed. "As mayor, I have also stated that barking at unnecessary conflicts is illegal!"
"This is totally unfair!" yelled Belchic.
"Yeah, why do you say we can't do this stuff?" whined Joey.
"Aren't we allowed to have our own fun?" asked Tippy.
"Who said we needed a mayor around here anyway?" asked Tippy.
"Well," Ed answered, "As the mayor of this here farm, I will answer that question by declaring a new law stating that it is illegal to complain!"
ORDER: Belchic, Two Tone, Shadow, Nemo, Clayton, Rosy
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Post by Two-Tone on Nov 6, 2010 13:08:30 GMT -5
Meanwhile over at the yard sale box Two-tone was playing inside with Cadpig, the two were dressing up, Two-Tone had on a sombrero on her head "Hey Cadpig let's have a fiesta!" She said laughing as she took off the sombrero. Cadpig couldn't help but laugh too. "Okay let's see what else is in here." She said "Yeah let's" Two-Tone dove into the box, she came out with a top hat on "I say old bean, I believe it's tea time" She said in a mock british accent, she was also wearing a monocole too and holding a toy pocket watch in her paw. Cadpig wagged as she looked for something to wear too. She came out with a genuis hat "I suddenly feel alot smarter" she wagged However the fun would end as Mayor Pig walks over "And just what are y'all doing in there?" Two-Tone now wearing a baseball hat on her head looked at Mayor Pig "Playing dressup" She answered. "Well not anymore, I declare as Mayor of this here farm, no more yard sales or dressup!" Mayor Pig told Two-Tone and Cadpig "No more yard sales???" Two-Tone said in shock "It's okay Two-Tone, maybe we can go meditate and try to get in touch with our inner puppies" Cadpig tried to comfort Two-Tone "And that brings me to my second new law, as mayor I declare that it is illegal to meditate and try to reach your inner puppy" Mayor Pig headed off Cadpig growled "Think............happy.................thoughts...............think................happy.................thoughts................think...........................Agh! How could he do that to me? " Cadpig whined Two-Tone sadly climbed out of the yardsale box and went to the barn, Cadpig followed her fuming as she did Inside Lucky was watching Thunderbolt on TV, he blinked seeing the girls enter "Hey Cadpig, Two-Tone, I thought you guys were busy playing in the yard sale box?" Lucky asked "We were, but not anymore, Mayor Pig banned yardsales and dressup" Two-Tone plopped down by Lucky and sighed sadly "And he outlawed my meditation too." Cadpig plopped down as well "Great he's power tripping again" Lucky said remembering the last time Mayor Pig did this Lucky went to grab the remote only to see Mayor Pig grab it "Mayor?" Lucky asked "Lucky I didn't think you heard my new law" Mayor Pig looked at Lucky "as mayor I declare that I can decide what can be watched on tv and what can't be watched and what can't be watched is that Thunderbolt" Mayor Pig changed the channel "What?!" Lucky said shocked. "But mayor this is the season finale!" he tried to complain. "Now don't thank me" Mayor Pig began to watch tv. Lucky looked at the girls as the three of them walked off. "Cadpig, Two-Tone, Stop me from saying this but I feel like running again" Lucky said to the girls "That makes two of us Lucky, or maybe I can be your first lady. besides I wouldn't wanna run against you Lucky and besides even if I did run I dont know what to do or say to get me elected" Two-Tone said to Lucky. "Yeah, where's Rolly at?" Lucky asked "last I saw him he was lounging with Patch." Cadpig answered "You mean was, Mayor Pig declared it illegal to lounge around and he also declared it illegal for Patch to star in anymore Thunderbolt episodes." Rolly walked over and told his siblings the news. "Okay I'm about to throw my hat back in the ring" Lucky said with a glare
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Nov 6, 2010 13:30:48 GMT -5
Meanwhile Shadow walked into the barn. He was followed by Marlene, Cecilia, and Flora.
"Hey, what's with the long faces guys?" Shadow asked concerned
"Yeah, you look like you all been told some bad news or whatever" Marlene added
Cecilia however walked up to Lucky "Hey Lucky, the four of us were walking and we all saw Belchic, Tippy, Joey, and Lizzie all upset and we then walked in here and we saw all of you upset."
"Yeah, what is going in here?" Flora asked
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Post by Belchic on Nov 6, 2010 14:23:20 GMT -5
(Since we only have three in the post order so far, I'll continue.)
Belchic and Tippy walked in to meet with Shadow and the others.
"We're upset because Ed Pig, the so-called 'mayor' of this farm has passed down some laws. He told me, Tippy, Joey and Lizzie five new laws that he passed. First, he said it was illegal to burp. Second, he said that girls we not allowed to give boys piggyback rides. Third, he said it was illegal to use stomachs as pillows. Fourth, he said it was illegal to bark for unnecessary reasons. Finally, he told us that it was illegal to complain!"
"I think I hear the mayor coming," said Tippy.
"Terriffic," Belchic sighed. "He's probably going to tell us it's illegal to gossip now!"
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Post by Two-Tone on Nov 6, 2010 14:38:35 GMT -5
Lucky nodded "Yeah, he outlawed watching Thunderbolt" He groaned
"And he outlawed dressup and yard sales too." Two-Tone said in a depressed tone
"And my meditations, he made it illegal to contact my inner puppy" Cadpig whined
"And he outlawed lounging around the farm too" Rolly frowned
"Makes me wanna run against him again" Lucky said to the pups
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Nov 6, 2010 14:43:18 GMT -5
"Wowwww, that is so unfair" Shadow said
"How could Mayor Pig do that?" Cecilia said "It's like totally wrong? What's next he forbids us the freedom of speech?"
"Man we have to do something about this" Marlene said "We have to do something and fast"
"You running against Mayor Pig Lucky?" Flora asked "Do you remember what happened last time?
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Post by Belchic on Nov 6, 2010 15:25:03 GMT -5
"Yeah, I remember," said Belchic. "I never liked Ed anyway. How he keeps talking about since he's the mayor, he can do whatever he want, like he's the king of the world or something. Did he elect himself mayor or something?"
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Post by Two-Tone on Nov 6, 2010 15:36:29 GMT -5
Lucky sat down "He probably did, since nobody had the guts to run against him, cept me that one time" Lucky said remembering his short lived stint as mayor.
Two-Tone nodded "Yeah, I remember too. Especially when Mooch took advantage of you and then egged you with Wizzer and Dipstick"
"Don't remind me, I'm glad you didn't help them" Lucky said to Two-Tone
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Nov 6, 2010 15:46:00 GMT -5
"Ohhh boy, I can't wait to hear what Ed will ban for me!" Shadow said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. "I mean really, all these new rules are unfair. Lucky, no offense, but can one of us run? We don't want a repeat of what happened the last time you were mayor"
"Well at least Mayor Pig didn't ban you all from being boyfriend and girlfriend" Cecilia said referring to Belchic & Tippy, Joey& Lizzie, and Lucky & Two-Tone
"Maybe Mayor Pig will ban wearing capes" Flora whispered to Shadow and Marlene
"Nahhh, I don't think he'll do that" Marlene said "Besides, Shadow and I's capes are equivalent to collars. So technically our capes are our collars"
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Post by Nemo on Nov 7, 2010 11:09:15 GMT -5
"Hey guys!" Said a cheerful Envi as she approached the pups, followed by Nemo and Lusious.
"I'm guessing something's going on?" Lusious asked the group, noticing some of them were angry.
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Post by Belchic on Nov 7, 2010 11:22:31 GMT -5
As they were talking, Ed Pig barged into the barn. "What in pete samprass?" he squealed.
"Lusious, as the mayor of this here farm, I declare that it is illegal for you to hang out with any of your sibblings! I don't have any sibblings, and when I see others hanging out with their's it makes me jealous!"
He then turned to Marlene, "Marlene, you are not allowed to hang out with these four pups!" He pointed at Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Two-Tone. "These pups are a bad role model for other pups on this farm and should be avoided at all costs!"
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Post by Two-Tone on Nov 8, 2010 22:35:54 GMT -5
"What?!" Two-Tone growled, Lucky looked at Mayor Pig with a glare as well.
"How are we all bad role models??" Lucky asked now angry
"Yeah, we are all friends here Mr.Mayor" Cadpig added in.
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Post by babclayman on Nov 11, 2010 9:43:30 GMT -5
(Well, it's been two Days and neither, Shadow or Nemo have had their turn, and Belchic does say that my turn is after Nemo's. X3)
Just then, Two Dalmatian Pups entered into the Barn. The Male of them had Black Ears (Three White Spots on the one of his right side), A red collar with large Golden Tag, A Blob Spot on his back and an Asterisk Spot on his right fore leg. This Dalmatian was known as Clayton. Clayton himself was happily chuckled to himself as the thought of the News he has heard running in his mind.
Clayton himself was accompanied by A Female Dalmatian. Whilst Both he ears were black and had eyes to match the sky, The special items on her was that of the many Dragon shaped Spots which ran about her body. This Pup is known as Kendra, A Pup whom, whilst being mate to Clayton, is also a high working member of the "Bark Brigade"
Clayton then noticed the Other Dalmatian Pups, unaware of what Mayor Pig just did. "Hey guys!" Clayton wagged "You hear about what's happening next week!?" He smiled as he looked to any Pup to answer.
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Post by Belchic on Nov 11, 2010 13:17:07 GMT -5
Belchic blinked at Clayton. "Oh, hey, Clayton," said Belchic. "What's going on?"
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Post by Two-Tone on Nov 11, 2010 15:37:41 GMT -5
"Yeah Clayton what's up?" Lucky asked.
"It's not the big sale at the mall is it? I do love big sales at the mall especially with all the cute accesories and collars too, then again the outfits are cute too but do they make them in puppy sizes?" Two-Tone asked as well
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