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Post by Flowgli on Aug 9, 2014 10:01:19 GMT -5
Nice to see a second degree commentary done on Blaze The Movie Fan's video. Speaking of commentaries, I'm now in the middle of typing up one.
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Post by babclayman on Aug 9, 2014 10:14:17 GMT -5
I am considering if I should do a commentary of a video of someone ranting about the upcoming season of Doctor Who, all because Capaldi is shown to still be using Matt Smith’s Sonic Screwdriver…Which is a very petty reason to rant about a season that hasn’t even aired yet, isn’t it?
Should I?
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 9, 2014 10:17:13 GMT -5
If you want to, bab, then go ahead. That's what this topic is for, after all.
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Post by babclayman on Aug 9, 2014 17:31:02 GMT -5
Well, there is only so many times I can say at a Sixteen Minute Video; “It’s not a big deal that Capaldi has Matt Smith’s Sonic Screwdriver. The Third, Forth, Fifth, Seventh and Eighth Doctor all have the same basic Sonic design, outside of minor painting on the emitter. He’s making a Mountain out of a Mole Hill before making entire assumptions and criticising the upcoming season, before seeing an actual episode, based on ONE photo.”
And then he goes off topic and talks about the actress who plays River Song.
Commentary videos are hard as usually you are commenting on a video that gets you really annoyed. Gets you feeling angry, doesn't it?
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 10, 2014 9:59:14 GMT -5
Okay, here comes another commentary. This one is on the infamous Christian Weston Chandler, who is known on the Internet as Chris-Chan. I've been wanting to do a commentary on him sometime after the last one I did. Chris-Chan is a manchild who is known for creating a character called Sonichu by combining Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, and for trying to find a single woman (or a "boyfriend-free girl", as he puts it) and failing many times for many reasons. Back in 2009, a boy who was 13 years old back then known as BlueSpike pretended to be a girl interested in Chris-Chan named Julie and her brother named Max, and later, BlueSpike revealed who he really is to Chris-Chan. Two years later, Chris made a video in which he called BlueSpike out, and that's the video I'll be doing a commentary on.
0:06 - Oh, there's that infamous "JULAAAAAY!!!" cry. You'll be hearing this more than just once in this video, folks.
0:12 - Oh, my God! Chris just admitted that he is Ian Brandon Anderson! After claiming many times that that's not his name after Liquid Chris gave it to him, Chris-Chan finally admitted that that's his name! I gotta give you an applause for that! *claps* But let's be serious here. The name "Ian Brandon Anderson" has nothing to do with BlueSpike.
0:20 - Actually, Brandon is the middle name, and only Anderson is the last name. And you don't even know anybody by the name "Ian Brandon Anderson", so why even bother asking that?
0:25 - Yeah, how mature. Flipping the bird and blowing a raspberry to the person you're calling out here is really gonna do it for you.
0:27 - No, Ian--I mean, uh, Chris. It's just you who is doing the calling out. There is no "we".
0:35 - Who puts the words "adult" and "woman" together like that? Just say "woman", not "adult woman". And BlueSpike may have been a brat, but he gave you what you deserved for being so desparate for a woman.
0:44 - This is now where we hear Chris tell all about BlueSpike. He's got the name out of the way already.
0:57 - And by that time, you should know about Asperger syndrome, Chris.
1:14 - Yeah, well, get used to it.
1:23 - And even if you did remember the words from that one part of that animation, I don't think anyone would even bother wanting to hear them.
1:29 - Maybe it's because you and anyone else who said "Asperger's" were so careless that you ended up pronouncing it as "a**burgers".
1:47 - That's what that medallion deserved for being made. You wore your Sonichu medallion everywhere. Thank God you stopped. I mean, Sonic recolors are stupid, and they're part of the reason why I'm against the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise, but your recolor called Sonichu is the worst Sonic recolor I've ever seen! Not only did you combine Sonic and Pikachu to make that character, but you made a webcomic about it, and you planned to make it a franchise, which everyone knows will never happen!
1:56 - I don't see anything wrong with liking big rooms.
2:00 - Neither do you! Besides, at the time you made this video, "David" was only 15, so instead of having a job, he had to be in school and think about his education.
2:03 - And so are you.
2:17 - Oh, I'm looking at that gap between his teeth, right now, and it doesn't even look like a big one to me.
2:24 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gap between teeth. Whatever.
2:52 - Like "David" would ever make an apology video to you.
3:01 - Why did you bring up the name "Ian Brandon Anderson" in this video? I told you, that name has nothing to do with BlueSpike, or "David". That name was given to you by Liquid Chris.
3:13 - And the video ends with a cut on Chris's, or Ian's, last "JULAAAAAY!!!" cry. I cannot believe that people like Chris-Chan exist, and I can't believe there are people like him who do very stupid things on the Internet, particularly YouTube. But Chris-Chan just might be one of the worst people to have ever roamed the Internet. Well, at least he doesn't come on the Internet to bother other people with his sh*t anymore, but if and when he does, it's rare. Not only is Chris-Chan known for creating Sonichu and being so desperate for a girlfriend that he ended up getting tricked by other people pretending to be women interested in him, but he is also known for his racism, his sexism, all those times he told other people on the Internet that he is straight everytime they said that he's gay, and a f*ckton of other things that you can find in rants, commentaries, and a wiki about him. Yes, there's a wiki that has just about everything you need to know about Chris-Chan, and it's called the CWCki. Also, there's a YouTube channel called The CWCville Library where just about all of Chris-Chan's videos are mirrored and uploaded by someone else. And if there's anyone here who wants to do a commentary on any of those videos, go right ahead. Trust me, this guy can never have too much rants or commentaries about him. Even if he currently is rarely on the Internet, and no matter how long he's staying off it, there will always be people who will be talking about him, even right now. But this will be the only time here that I will be talking about Chris-Chan and anyone or anything that has to do with him.
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Post by Belchic on Aug 10, 2014 15:32:25 GMT -5
I have heard a lot about ChisChan, but never knew exactly what he was like. I thought at first he was a retard, which would have made it uncool to pick on him. But I listened to him carefully, and he's actually a stalker troll, it sounds like.
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Post by Belchic on Aug 24, 2014 19:35:38 GMT -5
Hey, everyone! Belchic here with another commentary for you guys!
I was browsing YouTube one day looking for some vintage McDonald's commercials, and I found this one video by a user by the name of Hakim TubeHD where he did a toy review. This review just left me puzzled. Let's dive right in, shall we?
0:03 - Kid, I didn't understand a word you just said. You need to slow down so we could understand you. Especially with that accent of yours.
0:16 - And Captain Obvious saves the day once again!
0:29 - Not everything has to be made the same year we are currently in. Though having a toy based off of Officer Big Mac being made in 2013 is kind of odd considering his last TV commercial appearance was about 30 years ago.
0:35 - And this is why people on YouTube shouldn't do unscripted videos, because we get long boring pauses and people going, "Uh...um..."
0:47 - Thanks again, Captain Obvious! By the way, I don't know how old this kid is, but I'm sure he doesn't know who officer Big Mac is since his last TV commercial appearance was in I think the early 80's. I don't even know what he was like in the commercials since they were before my time, and I can't even find his commercials on YouTube anywhere!
0:58 - Care to explain why you like him?
1:01 - Okay, like I said, I've never seen Officer Big Mac's commercials, but I am reasonably sure he never danced and hummed like that! Though to be fair, I think what you just did there was hilarious!
1:11 - Well, I would never subscribe to you after you gave me such a weak toy review and palmed the camera like that.
Well, overall, this was a weak toy review, but he is a little kid, so it's excusable. Though it amazes me that he chose to review a toy of a character who is practically extinct that I doubt any kid of this current generation would recognize. Unless of course he's into vintage stuff; I have no problem with that. So to conclude this...you know what? Let's see that dance again.
*plays 0:58-1:01*
That's funny! Someone should make a video of him doing that for 10 minutes!
Well, that's all for this commentary. See ya later, dudes.
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Post by Flowgli on Oct 6, 2014 11:51:40 GMT -5
Here's another commentary. This one has something to do with a problem that has been seen for some time. It's all about people talking on their phones and texting in a movie theater. By now, people should know that a movie theater is not the right place to use their phone. Back in 2011, there was one person who was in a theater in Austin, Texas called Alamo Drafthouse. While she was there, she was texting, and she got kicked out for that. After that, she sent a voicemail to Alamo Drafthouse, and Alamo Drafthouse added the voicemail into a PSA, which can be seen in the video below. Now, I live in Texas, and I've been to Austin many times, but I've never been to Alamo Drafthouse or even found the place. It wasn't until yesterday when I've first found out about the place from a commentary on the same video done by someone on YouTube whose username is sirleibl1, and I want to thank him for bringing this voicemail to my attention. Since I've found out about Alamo Drafthouse, I've been looking it up to see what information I can get about that place. Even though this whole voicemail thing took place three years ago, I'm still gonna do the commentary, because it deserves it. So, let's just get to the commentary.
0:16 - They did not enjoy treating you like a piece of sh*t. In fact, they didn't treat you like a piece of sh*t at all. All they did was kick you out of that theater because you used your phone while a movie was played there, and that's something you shouldn't be doing in a movie theater. You should know that.
0:21 - Okay, you may have felt like they have treated you like a piece of sh*t because they kicked you out for using your phone during the movie, and there are other people who may have felt the same way because they got kicked out of any movie theater for that reason, but not using your phone during a movie is a common policy in any movie theater, and you, just like everyone else, must abide by it, whether you like it or not.
0:32 - You should know that you weren't allowed to use your phone in that theater. In that theater and just about every other theater, warnings about using cell phones in a movie theater are shown on a screen before a movie begins. I've been seeing those warnings myself when I go to a movie theater, and everytime I go to a movie theater, I turn my phone off right before setting foot inside the building. As for the auditorium being too dark for you to find your seat, I doubt it was that dark for you to use your phone to find your seat. Sure, an auditorium in a movie theater is dark when movies, trailers, and warnings are shown on a screen, but there's enough light in there from a movie projector for people to find their seats without using their phones while these things are shown. When I watch a movie in a movie theater, I was able to get up and exit the auditorium to use the restroom, go back in, and find my seat, all with just the movie projector.
0:35 - And I also have to add that you using your phone to find your seat is a lie. It has been said that you were texting during the movie, and from what I've found out about Alamo Drafthouse, that place enforces a strict policy that prohibits texting and talking during a movie. You just used the story about using your phone to find your seat as an excuse to make them feel guilty for kicking you out.
0:46 - The "Magnited" States of America? You mean the United States of America. If you're gonna say the name of the country that you're in, then you should know to say it right. And just because the United States of America is a free country doesn't mean you can just do whatever you want, wherever in the country you want, and whenever you want. In just about every place in the country, there are rules that you and everyone else must follow, and if you don't follow the rules, there will be consequences that you'll have to face. A movie theater, no matter which one, is no exception. So, no. No one is free to text in a theater.
0:58 - Well, you should've been aware of Alamo Drafthouse's policy prohibiting texting, because like I said, that place enforces that policy so that there would be no texting and talking during a movie. Even if you have texted in any other movie theater in Austin or any other city, and no one in all those other theaters cared that you were texting in them, it's still something you shouldn't be doing in a place like that.
1:03 - Even if your phone was on silent, it could be a distraction to other people who bought tickets to see a movie, because not only could they be distracted by the sound of your fingers pressing the keys, they also could be distracted by the light coming from the phone.
1:05 - No, they weren't. If there was anyone who was being an a**hole in that situation, it was you.
1:12 - They do not rip people off. The reason why you got kicked out of there without a refund is that you did something there that you weren't supposed to do. So, because of what you did, they have the right to kick you out without giving you a refund.
1:23 - Well, good. Don't go back there, then. They probably won't be letting you back in there again anytime. And I think the people there were actually being polite. They enforced the policy before the movie started, and you just refused to abide by it. That's why you got kicked out of there, and you wouldn't have been kicked out of there if you'd just abide by that policy and not text in the first place.
1:27 - You know what I think? When you told this to other people, they didn't feel a bit sorry for you. When you explained how "sh*tty" the people at Alamo Drafthouse were and why you think they were as "sh*tty" as you made them out to be, these other people decided to go against you and told you that those people at Alamo Drafthouse made the right choice to kick you out. Hopefully, you have learned your lesson after the whole thing.
1:34 - They were not being a**holes to you on purpose. They weren't even being a**holes to you at all. Like I said, you were the one being an a**hole. They were treating you the same way they should be treating all their other customers. But you texted there when you were reminded beforehand not to. Seriously, when are you ever going to learn?
1:46 - Okay, now that the video is over, I just have these things to say. This person needed to understand that there are places where texting is considered rude, and a movie theater is one of them, whether it's Alamo Drafthouse or not. She knew from the start that she wasn't supposed to text there, even if it didn't bother anyone there. She just decided to ignore that policy, and for that, she deserved what she got. People go to a movie theater and buy tickets to see a movie, not get distracted by someone using their phone. And it sounded as if this one person is claiming herself to be the victim for what happened to her. She was not the victim, and the people at Alamo Drafthouse have the right to kick her out and not give her a refund. I'd just like to say this to the people who have texted in a movie theater: Never do it again. Be kind and courteous to other people in the theater, and turn your phone off before the movie or even the trailers are shown. No matter how important the messages you receive are, wait until after the movie is over and you leave. And if you use your phone there, and other people there tell you to turn it off or put it away, and you ignore them and continue to use your phone, you're heading for trouble. And if you get kicked out of a movie theater for texting during a movie, don't make up any excuses or blame other people for your actions. Keep your phone off and just watch the movie, and also have a snack from the concession stand while you watch the movie if you want. Everybody will be happy.
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Post by babclayman on Oct 6, 2014 11:58:22 GMT -5
Hm, Like you mention, finding your seat isn’t that difficult, is it?
With the case of trying to find one’s seat, isn’t that what Usher’s are for? Don’t they often have a small Torch that helps you find your seat?
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Post by Flowgli on Oct 6, 2014 12:09:42 GMT -5
Some movie theaters have ushers and others don't, and every movie theater that I've ever been to don't. Ushers or no ushers, a movie theater is not the right place for people to use their phones. Like I said, people can find their seats with the movie projector alone when the place is dark.
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Post by Belchic on Oct 8, 2014 10:54:30 GMT -5
Hey, guys. Belchic here with yet another commentary for you guys. Today, I'm actually going to be commentating on two videos. There is this YouTube user named Jerry Peet who made a list of what he thinks are the best and worst songs on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Now, I was only going to commentate on his worst list, until I saw his best list, and unfortunately, I found some flaws in it as well. So here we go. Let's start off with his picks for the best:
0:14 - Rainbow Rocks was a good movie. Though I think the band lineup could have been tweaked a little.
0:37 - Yeah, I hate it when Bronies focus on those.
0:50 - You've proven this rule pointless.
1:14 - Everything is not certainly fine with that song, especially since it's taken from a God-awful episode that was a major turning point for the series. And what was the point of putting those villains in there? Pretty pointless if I say so myself.
1:27 - Tell me about it. I've had to deal with some of the most relentless Internet trolls you'll ever meet!
1:57 - Yeah. I loved this song so much that I favorited it within the day the episode premiered! A lot of Bronies hate this song; I don't know why.
2:10 - Is it just me, or does that video strangely remind you of The Powerpuff Girls? Particularly the later episodes?
2:50 - By the way, it's "Babs Seed", not "Bad Seed".
3:03 - We have to hear that every time you go to the next song, don't we? Well, I guess it's better than one of GyroHedgie453's intros.
4:38 - If you've played the IOS game, I'm sure that tune will get stuck in your head, because they play it so often!
5:05 - No idea what you're talking about. Which scene was that?
5:58 - Really? I thought this song was going to be #1. This is hands down everyone's favorite song in the series!
6:29 - That sounded very fanboyish to me!
7:01 - You're not even gonna play the full climax? That's the best part of the song!
7:08 - Oh, and one thing you forgot to say is that the rest of the episode that follows this song is not so great. It's like the previous song on your list. It seemed like a colossal waste.
7:38 - I totally agree!
8:07 - So catchy that Bon Bon apparently liked it.
8:15 - Now that you mention it, you're right.
8:46 - Say what you want about the Flim Flam Brothers, but I loved these guys! I love their song, and I love how they danced! I also wonder if they have two more brothers.
9:13 - Are you f*cking kidding me??? You put one of the most forgettable songs from one of the worst episodes on your list? Man, and I thought putting Fester's Quest on the Top 50 NES games list was bad!
9:27 - *facepalms* First of all, that is supposed to be a serious song, whereas this song is impossible to take seriously. Second of all, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" was a good song! How dare you compare these two songs!
9:51 - I think it shouldn't be on the list at all!
9:55 - I can think of quite a few people who would gladly bite you!
10:31 - I honestly wasn't sure how to feel about this episode. I mean, am I watching a Weird Al special? Or am I watching My Little Pony? It's really hard to decide.
10:58 - I'm surprised he didn't reference the number 27 too.
11:17 - WTF?
11:40 - See? What did I tell ya? Without Weird Al, it's a totally different feel!
11:47 - Why are you showing a photo of yourself?
11:56 - You know, ThatGingerKid put this on his list of Top 10 Worst MLP songs because it's repetitive.
12:06 - Because everybody hates her, and she has too many episodes focused on her and her family.
12:27 - Don't insult Johnny Cash! This song probably never would have gotten made had it not been for him, so you should be grateful for that! I suppose next you're going to tell me Casablanca is one of the worst movies ever made?
12:41 - Not gonna repeat myself!
12:45 - Did you just call me an idiot? Okay, Jerry is a troll! Concluded.
13:19 - Really? You wouldn't show the full climax to Pinkie's Smile song, but you can for this song?
13:42 - WHAT??? Okay, I'll let "Hearts as Strong as Horses" and "Raise This Barn" slide, but THIS SONG??? Okay, I have nothing against Discord fans, but seriously, this song does not do Discord justice! I suppose it does kind of fit his personality, but...I just don't like it.
13:58 - I actually thought it sounded more like it was from one of those Dr. Seuss animated TV specials.
14:26 - And this is exactly why ThatGingerKid hates this song. He's just listing off ridiculous demands. I know that makes me a little hypocritical in saying that, but I do see the flaw.
14:35 - I don't.
14:59 - ...Yeah. When is the next season of Pound Puppies starting up? *sees that it's canceled* AH, CRAP!
15:21 - I'll have you know that Tim Burton does not write the songs for his movies. Danny Elfman does.
16:24 - Once again, you're calling your viewers idiots. I swear this guy is a troll!
16:31 - One thing I didn't like about this song is that everypony was turning against Fluttershy. I would think that at least Twilight would be understanding of her. I guess she got what she deserved (Flutterbat).
16:49 - Well, I hope it's not a song that I dislike, which three of the songs on this list are.
16:57 - Ah, good save!
17:28 - Did you have to show that? That face should become the next Troll Face.
17:51 - If you haven't figured out by now that Jerry loves musical duality, then you need to listen more carefully.
17:59 - Okay, I know John Williams wrote movie scores for films like Star Wars and Jaws, but did he write songs?
18:22 - Every person who reviewed this song always compared it to Disney. Obviously it is a style parody of Alan Menken, but would you compare it to other Disney composers like Frank Churchill or the Sherman Brothers? Totally different sounds, aren't they?
18:45 - And that's the way it is. Now, before I give my verdict, let's move on to his list of worst songs:
0:13 - Sounds a lot like those fans of Genesis who love the Peter Gabriel era but hate the Phil Collins era. Or the Van Halen fans who hate the Sammy Hagar era as opposed to the David Lee Roth era. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
0:38 - You're not gonna force us to grudge through that clip every time we go to another number, are you?
0:47 - You call this a gag song? This is undeniably one of the best songs from what is probably the best Cutie Mark Crusader episode! Something tells me you really hate 80's hair metal.
1:24 - I said the same thing about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, yet nobody listens to me.
1:40 - Now, that's more like it. This is what you should have done for your previous list instead of forcing us to grudge through that whole thing ten times!
2:00 - God tier? Yes, "Let it Go" is a spectacular song, but calling something "God tier" only gives further suspicion that you are a fanboy.
2:10 - I think just about every Brony hates this song, especially the Rarity haters. The only thing I like about it is the melody. It reminds me of the songs on the Disney Afternoon soundtrack.
2:31 - More than that, I think.
3:05 - Finally, someone else besides me and babclayman1 thinks so!
3:20 - I thought I'd also add that this song made me feel that Season 4 was forcing songs down my throat.
3:42 - Doesn't everybody go to high school at some point in their life?
4:06 - Well, that says a lot.
4:49 - Okay, kudos to you for bashing Glee, but praising High School Musical is unacceptable. (No offense to the fans of either of those.)
5:22 - But they don't sound at all like Mad Libs! Do your d**n homework before you write a script for a video!
6:24 - Yeah, but the sad thing about this song is Twilight becomes a princess shortly after it's over.
7:28 - This is another song ThatGingerKid put on his worst songs list (and let me tell you, he really does hate Rarity). I'm pretty sure you'll cover the same issues he pointed out.
7:43 - Nailed it!
7:55 - Brohoof, man!
8:26 - What is it the Nostalgia Critic calls that again? Oh, that's right... The BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT! Fanboy: YOU'RE A RIP OFF! Me: Shut up.
8:58 - Okay, I know it's kinda late to be asking this, but I'm just gonna come out and say it. Was this clip taken from a YouTube Poop?
9:51 - That makes two of us.
10:09 - That sounds like something I would say to an annoying troll or fanbrat who argues about something I said. (I'm not talking about anyone in particular.)
10:49 - Mmmmm...no comment.
11:20 - Okay, I get it. You hate modern pop music. But to be fair, this was a perfect song to end the season with. Heck, I bet a lot of Bronies want this song to be played at their wedding!
11:51 - You have no taste.
12:14 - Look who's talking, Mr. Rantbash!
12:30 - At least it's better than the songs from the Tom & Jerry movie, right?
12:45 - "Take a f*cking guess"? Man, you just stooped up to another level of trolldom!
13:13 - I hate to say this, but I think that shot was a huge insult to a celebrity who shall not be named.
13:46 - Well, rock can be better than pop, right?
14:25 - *shows clip from the Nostalgia Critic's review of "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog"* NC: ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
14:41 - ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME? YOU PUT AT THE #1 SPOT MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE SONG FROM SEASON 4? WHY???
14:49 - Alright, I'll give you credit for that, but still, the concept of having a vocal quartet is impossible to hate!
15:03 - Kind of reminds me of that one doll from the early 90's who only sang about singing. I think Starla was her name. Check my facts.
15:26 - Are you saying that my existence is pointless?
15:44 - And f**k you for putting it on your list of worst songs...let alone #1!
15:52 - Well, have fun doing that.
Final verdict: Jerry did make some good choices for both of his lists, but also some bad choices. Though his reasons for putting them on the list are all reasonable, I think he was being too hard on a couple of them, especially "Find the Music in You"! I know my reaction was a little manchildish and hypocritical, but I just couldn't help it. I also apologize to anyone who was offended by anything I said in this commentary.
Anyway, that's all I have to say. This is Belchic signing out.
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Post by babclayman on Oct 8, 2014 13:03:33 GMT -5
Erm, Belchic, I think there are some areas in which the video is doing humour. ^^” Like the Pinkie Song bit, I don’t think he is being serious about the Song and the Monster case.
Also, the video even states that the Barn Song and listing the singers is that he exaggerate on that case.
You do sometimes need to note when something is doing so in Humour, don’t you? ^^”
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Post by Stirfry on Oct 8, 2014 18:16:10 GMT -5
Agreed, you took a lot of jokes seriously here.
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Post by Belchic on Oct 8, 2014 22:05:25 GMT -5
The whole point of doing commentaries is to point out flaws and talk about stuff that is bothering you. This is what I did in this case. And you know what? People on the Internet are going to take things more seriously than they should (I made a point of that in my BLAM reference). Welcome to the Internet. Also, babclayman, where did I mention a "Monster" anywhere in this commentary?
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Post by Stirfry on Oct 8, 2014 22:48:06 GMT -5
I believe what Mr. Clayman was referring to was when the video said "And parties cheer people up. And if they don't cheer you up, then you are a heartless monster!" And then you said "That seems pretty fanboyish to me!" That was intended to be a joke.
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