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Post by Belchic on Feb 16, 2018 18:33:28 GMT -5
R: Karma. You gotta love it.
A: Stop that crying right now! That is not appropriate behavior!
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 23, 2018 20:44:00 GMT -5
R: A real man knows when to cry.
A: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 24, 2018 12:27:22 GMT -5
R: And like I said bloody w**ker technically isn't profanity for Americans...although I suppose this being York it could be considered that here.
A: That's what hurts. He's got one of our V8's. A Pursuit Special on methane. Very toey!
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Post by Belchic on Feb 28, 2018 12:27:32 GMT -5
R: So he’s drinking a healthy drink. Big whoop.
A: We just had a fire drill at school. When the drill was over, I was told that the school really was on fire, but I claim I didn’t see any fire. I was told the fire was all on the inside of the building, but even if it was, I would see smoke coming out of the windows. They told me the smoke was just coming out of the back windows, and it was traveling downward! Now, that is just scientifically impossible! Smoke does not subconsciously travel entirely in a way so nobody can see it! I’m not believing any of this BS! Besides, if the school really was on fire, they would NOT by any means be letting us back into the building! The students do not make the rules! They are not the staff!
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 4, 2018 23:18:40 GMT -5
R: One would hope the inmates aren't running the asylum.
A: See you space cowboy...
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 5, 2018 0:27:12 GMT -5
A: Not if I see you first.
Q: And it used to always give me an aluminum Melvin.
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 6, 2018 14:24:03 GMT -5
R: Yikes. You ever try fighting back?
A: Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, And the man in the back said everyone attack, And it turned into a ballroom blitz, And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you, It'll turn into a ballroom blitz!
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 7, 2018 0:48:53 GMT -5
A: You could’ve saved that for the Music Mania thread with the last lyric blanked out, but okay.
Q: Oh, Friday, you and your surprises. I don’t know why I always fall for them.
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 11, 2018 20:00:30 GMT -5
R: Well it is Friday, are you in love?
A: All right, you alien jerks! In the words of my generation: Up Yours!
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Post by Belchic on Mar 13, 2018 0:05:33 GMT -5
R: We shall destroy you for that offensive insult!
A: That’s Not Your quarter!
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 13, 2018 23:09:43 GMT -5
A: It’s just a quarter, and I found it on the street.
Q: Until 2:30 in the morning, you live in a car.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 16, 2018 0:26:38 GMT -5
A: I’m telling an adult that you hurt my feelings!
Q: Just because he has a British accent doesn’t mean he’s one of the Beatles.
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 18, 2018 1:35:33 GMT -5
R: Yes, normally but that guy over there actually is Ringo Starr.
A: (the credits end and a theater usher walks up to you) Excuse me sir, the show's over.
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 18, 2018 12:38:40 GMT -5
A: I know. I’m just waiting for the entire screen to go blank.
Q: We’ve already spoke about this. If you want to go outside, go get some underwear, you can put your pants on, and then, we can go out to play. Stop this faffing around.
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 18, 2018 14:10:25 GMT -5
R: (reveals she's talking to police officers) Miss, let us clarify again. Your son was running down the street streaking asking people to look as he danced with his pet snake. I think we have bigger issues here. Like you also won't believe what we caught your daughter doing.
A: Screw the rules, I have green hair!
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