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Post by Snivinerior on Sept 20, 2012 23:55:27 GMT -5
Q: Want more of my great Italian spaghetti that I made all by myself?
A: The fish is drinking water!
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Post by Belchic on Sept 21, 2012 0:28:32 GMT -5
Q: Should I give the fish a soda?
A: Barry Manilow.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 25, 2012 20:31:57 GMT -5
Q: Who do you want to see singing at the mall in person during the Christmas holidays?
A: He's dead.
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Post by Snivinerior on Oct 1, 2012 6:16:51 GMT -5
Q: Will he come back?
A: He will come back,
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Post by Flowgli on Oct 1, 2012 7:41:39 GMT -5
Q: What do you think of him staying in Iraq forever?
A: No, he won't.
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Post by babclayman on Oct 1, 2012 8:07:11 GMT -5
Q. What is the opposite of "He will."
(Also, I know what this is about. Don't have a fight over it or antagonise)
A. With the boat hook.
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Post by Flowgli on Oct 1, 2012 8:23:53 GMT -5
(I won't start anything if anyone won't go against me.)
Q: How are we going to move the floating boats back without going into the water?
A: In a house filled with black cats.
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Post by Snivinerior on Oct 2, 2012 7:40:24 GMT -5
Q: Where do you find yourself stuck into on Friday the 13th?
A: The airplane is flying!
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Post by babclayman on Oct 2, 2012 9:56:37 GMT -5
Q. Okay, Wright Brothers, what's so special about your new invention?
A. The whole Boiler explodes. =3
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Post by Flowgli on Oct 11, 2012 23:19:30 GMT -5
Q: What happens after it hits 2,000?
A: Absolutely not!
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Oct 12, 2012 5:40:36 GMT -5
Q: Would you like to get a shave from me, Sweeney Terrier? Hehheh >=3
A: Vincent Price
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Post by Snivinerior on Oct 12, 2012 5:51:49 GMT -5
Q: Who's was an American actor, well known for his performances in a series of horror movies?
A: You'll never take me alive!!!
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Post by babclayman on Oct 12, 2012 9:06:02 GMT -5
Q. What do Zombies say, when you try to attack them?
A. Up and Over the Sky and into the Canyon.
Well, Pups? B3
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Post by Snivinerior on Oct 12, 2012 21:35:25 GMT -5
Q: What will happen if you jump over 5000ft from a commercial jet liner?
A: Grenade!!!
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Post by Flowgli on Oct 12, 2012 21:39:50 GMT -5
Q: What is that thing being thrown at us?
A: It's for emergencies only.
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