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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 19, 2012 7:26:30 GMT -5
Q: I'm going to dump my girlfriend. How do you think she'll react if I do it with a blimp.
A: Cut the blue wire... No wait cut the green wire!
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 20, 2012 16:26:29 GMT -5
Q: Which wire should I cut to deactivate the bomb?
A: French kisses.
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Post by babclayman on Mar 22, 2012 7:18:40 GMT -5
Q. What type of Kisses would Olwe give? B3
A. Lemon Curry!
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 22, 2012 11:14:17 GMT -5
Q: What sort of horror have we unleashed?
A: Well this is going right on down to freaky town.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 22, 2012 12:17:54 GMT -5
Q: Want to play, my pretties?
A: Pizza!
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 22, 2012 14:47:15 GMT -5
Q: What do you want to eat for dinner at the party tomorrow?
A: It's a sheep!
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Post by Belchic on Mar 22, 2012 15:57:06 GMT -5
Q: What is making that bleating noise?
A: 2:30.
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Post by babclayman on Mar 23, 2012 4:09:24 GMT -5
Q. What time will the Train come in?
A. The feeling of spiritual desire!
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 23, 2012 17:46:46 GMT -5
Q: I never had this kind of feeling before. What kind of feeling is this?
A: They tied him in a sack and hauled him in a truck.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 26, 2012 21:31:24 GMT -5
Q: How did those guys kill this man?
A: The same ones they always use.
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 27, 2012 19:09:04 GMT -5
Q: So, what excuses did those kids use to get out of gym class this time?
A: Duuuuuhhh!
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Post by babclayman on Mar 28, 2012 7:28:27 GMT -5
Q. What does it say below Flo's Signature Pic?
A. It all started with a badly times bald joke!
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Mar 28, 2012 7:40:09 GMT -5
Q: Was this on Newsflash?
A: Because you are too short. You have to be as tall of this arrow right here.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 28, 2012 12:23:48 GMT -5
Q: Why can't I go on this ride?
A: Um...sure...if you're sure you can support me.
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 28, 2012 23:18:08 GMT -5
Q: I've heard that you're learning how to ride a bike without training wheels. I'll be here to support you all the way on this. Is it okay?
A: German chocolate cake.
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