Post by oddball on Feb 22, 2007 16:04:23 GMT -5
Oddball Variety 4
Two-Tone: *Glares at Lucky* This won’t change anything…
Lucky: Don’t worry…
Two-Tone: You’re mine!
Lucky: Okay… Fine…
Two-Tone: Now if I go and do Oddball’s show, will you be okay here?
Lucky: You’ve locked me in my room… Nothing can get in, I’m fine…
Two-Tone: I don’t trust that Hotspot…
Lucky: *To himself* He’s not that bad Two-Tone…
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Oddball: Okay folks; call us butter, cause we’re on a roll…
Oddy: *Laughs*
Audience: *Laughs*
Rip: Who wrote this crap?
Razor: *In a cast* Oddy did… Who else?
Rip: Good point… I could do so much better…
Razor: Well if you got off your tail and wrote the script for your show, we’d be reading yours. Not Oddy’s…
Rip: Fine… *Sits at a computer monitor* This sucks…
Jewel: He’s so cute when he’s frustrated…
Razor: Yeah…
Two-Tone: *Comes in back door* Am I late?
Razor: Nope, Oddball just started…
Two-Tone: Good…
Oddball: We’ve got some interesting guests today… Two-Tone, Jewel, Rolly, and a special guest… Our first non-Dalmatian guest, Foxwolf!!!
Audience: *Gasp*
Rip: Who the hell?
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Lucky: *In sealed room watching TV* This should be good… *Phone rings* Hello? Oh hey! Yeah, she locked me up… Am I watching Oddball’s show? Of course, what else is there? Oh really? Well if you can get me out of here and back before Two-Tone… You can? Awesome, see you soon. Bye babe…
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Oddball: Well our first guest is a rather obsessive little pup with some of the best fashion sense on the farm…
Oddy: Though she looks better with nothing on… *Sticks out tongue*
Oddball: And you know this how?
Oddy: Never mind…
Oddball: That’s better… Anyways, help me welcome Two-Tone!
Audience: *Cheers*
Two-Tone: Hey Oddball! Oddy!
Oddy: Two-Tone…
Oddball: So what have you got for us today Two-Tone?
Two-Tone: Well, first I thought I’d share my thoughts on current fashion trends, but then I figured it wasn’t important because we’re all dogs… And most of us don’t wear clothes.
Oddy: Amen to that… *Stares at Oddball*
Two-Tone: Then I figured I’d talk about Lucky and how much I love him…
Oddball: But no one except Hotspot really cares about that…
Two-Tone: That pup is so gonna get it…
Oddy: I don’t know, Lucky seemed to be enjoying himself… And Hotspot definitely got something from it…
Oddball: Oddy, stop…
Two-Tone: I don’t care… Hotspot is nice and all, but I don’t trust him…
Oddy: Thought you’d be more worried about Tac trying to kill him as apposed to Hotspot having his way with him… *Tac sneaks through background unnoticed*
Two-Tone: That rut? He’ll never be a match for my Lucky…
Tac: *Silently* hat’s what you think… *Injects Two-Tone with some liquid*
Two-Tone: *Scratches where Tac injected* -BEEP- mosquitoes…
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Lucky: Thanks for getting me out of there…
Hotspot: No problem babe… *Kisses Lucky*
Lucky: Not here… People are reading this…
Hotspot: Sorry hun…
Lucky: Let’s go into that story… *Exits this fic*
Hotspot: I’ll follow you anywhere babe…. *Stares at Lucky’s –censored- as they exit*
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Oddball: Well not to be rude Two-Tone, but we have to be moving on… Now please welcome Jewel…
Jewel: Hey Oddball! Oddy… *Winks at Oddy*
Oddy: Jewel… *Tongue hangs out and he starts drooling* Still up for later?
Jewel: Definitely… You up for it Oddball?
Oddball: Definitely… Anyways, what’re you gonna do for us today?
Jewel: Well… I never really thought about it. I just wanted to get myself on stage for all my fans… *Waves to TV Audience*
Oddball: *Tilts head* Okay then… Rolly?
Rolly: *Comes out with a bucket of KFC* Yeah… I’m gonna talk about the benefits of gourds in a diet…
Oddy: Where’d you get the KFC?
Rolly: I found it sitting in the janitor’s closet… I was trying to figure out who left perfectly good chicken lying around…
Vincent: *Appears behind Oddball* My gift to everyone… A ‘free’ meal… *Evil laugh as a flame dances in his paw, incinerating a small pile of brown feathers* Bon Apetit…
Rolly: Thanks Vincent… I always thought you were some psychotic killer, ready to destroy us all, but you’re actually a nice guy…
Oddy: Was that?
Vincent: Yes…
Oddball: Did you?
Vincent: No…
Oddy: Then who?
Vincent: *Points to Two-Tone* I was just doing a friend a favor…
Two-Tone: Thanks Vincent… My spot on the show is secure… *Rubs paws together and giggles evilly*
Oddball: Foxwolf… Your turn… *Head hits desk* We never had a commercial break, did we?
Oddy: Nope… Sorry, I was in a writing mood, no time to take a break…
Foxwolf:: In a mood to write and this is all you did?
Oddy: No…
Audience: WTF?
Oddball: Commercial please?
Camera Dog: *Thumbs up…*
Oddball: Oddy are you crazy? Wait, don’t answer that…
Two-Tone: I’ve gotta go check on Lucky…
Oddy: Bye TT…
Foxwolf: So Oddball we still up for Friday night?
Rip: What?
Oddball: You bet… I needed a little change of pace…
Camera Dog: *Waves*
Oddball: Welcome back, we’re talking to our final guest for the night… Foxwolf, what are you going to do for us this evening?
Rip: No one touches my Oddball…
Oddy: He never learns… She’s mine!
Foxwolf: Got him… *Freezes Rip into a block of ice* Stay…
Rip: *Stares menacingly at Oddy and Foxwolf*
Oddy: Nice…
Oddball: So I guess that finishes our show for tonight… Until next time, I’m Oddball…
Oddy: I’m her mate…
Foxwolf: And I’m her date…
Rip: *Eyes go red with rage*
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Two-Tone: Lucky, I’m home! Lucky?
Lucky: *Is asleep and covered in sweat*
Two-Tone: That’s odd? It’s not that warm in here…
Lucky: Night hun… *Smiles in sleep*
Two-Tone: Night babe… *Leaves*
Hotspot: *From behind Lucky* Gotta get outta here… *Sneaks out*
Two-Tone: *Glares at Lucky* This won’t change anything…
Lucky: Don’t worry…
Two-Tone: You’re mine!
Lucky: Okay… Fine…
Two-Tone: Now if I go and do Oddball’s show, will you be okay here?
Lucky: You’ve locked me in my room… Nothing can get in, I’m fine…
Two-Tone: I don’t trust that Hotspot…
Lucky: *To himself* He’s not that bad Two-Tone…
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Oddball: Okay folks; call us butter, cause we’re on a roll…
Oddy: *Laughs*
Audience: *Laughs*
Rip: Who wrote this crap?
Razor: *In a cast* Oddy did… Who else?
Rip: Good point… I could do so much better…
Razor: Well if you got off your tail and wrote the script for your show, we’d be reading yours. Not Oddy’s…
Rip: Fine… *Sits at a computer monitor* This sucks…
Jewel: He’s so cute when he’s frustrated…
Razor: Yeah…
Two-Tone: *Comes in back door* Am I late?
Razor: Nope, Oddball just started…
Two-Tone: Good…
Oddball: We’ve got some interesting guests today… Two-Tone, Jewel, Rolly, and a special guest… Our first non-Dalmatian guest, Foxwolf!!!
Audience: *Gasp*
Rip: Who the hell?
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Lucky: *In sealed room watching TV* This should be good… *Phone rings* Hello? Oh hey! Yeah, she locked me up… Am I watching Oddball’s show? Of course, what else is there? Oh really? Well if you can get me out of here and back before Two-Tone… You can? Awesome, see you soon. Bye babe…
---------
Oddball: Well our first guest is a rather obsessive little pup with some of the best fashion sense on the farm…
Oddy: Though she looks better with nothing on… *Sticks out tongue*
Oddball: And you know this how?
Oddy: Never mind…
Oddball: That’s better… Anyways, help me welcome Two-Tone!
Audience: *Cheers*
Two-Tone: Hey Oddball! Oddy!
Oddy: Two-Tone…
Oddball: So what have you got for us today Two-Tone?
Two-Tone: Well, first I thought I’d share my thoughts on current fashion trends, but then I figured it wasn’t important because we’re all dogs… And most of us don’t wear clothes.
Oddy: Amen to that… *Stares at Oddball*
Two-Tone: Then I figured I’d talk about Lucky and how much I love him…
Oddball: But no one except Hotspot really cares about that…
Two-Tone: That pup is so gonna get it…
Oddy: I don’t know, Lucky seemed to be enjoying himself… And Hotspot definitely got something from it…
Oddball: Oddy, stop…
Two-Tone: I don’t care… Hotspot is nice and all, but I don’t trust him…
Oddy: Thought you’d be more worried about Tac trying to kill him as apposed to Hotspot having his way with him… *Tac sneaks through background unnoticed*
Two-Tone: That rut? He’ll never be a match for my Lucky…
Tac: *Silently* hat’s what you think… *Injects Two-Tone with some liquid*
Two-Tone: *Scratches where Tac injected* -BEEP- mosquitoes…
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Lucky: Thanks for getting me out of there…
Hotspot: No problem babe… *Kisses Lucky*
Lucky: Not here… People are reading this…
Hotspot: Sorry hun…
Lucky: Let’s go into that story… *Exits this fic*
Hotspot: I’ll follow you anywhere babe…. *Stares at Lucky’s –censored- as they exit*
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Oddball: Well not to be rude Two-Tone, but we have to be moving on… Now please welcome Jewel…
Jewel: Hey Oddball! Oddy… *Winks at Oddy*
Oddy: Jewel… *Tongue hangs out and he starts drooling* Still up for later?
Jewel: Definitely… You up for it Oddball?
Oddball: Definitely… Anyways, what’re you gonna do for us today?
Jewel: Well… I never really thought about it. I just wanted to get myself on stage for all my fans… *Waves to TV Audience*
Oddball: *Tilts head* Okay then… Rolly?
Rolly: *Comes out with a bucket of KFC* Yeah… I’m gonna talk about the benefits of gourds in a diet…
Oddy: Where’d you get the KFC?
Rolly: I found it sitting in the janitor’s closet… I was trying to figure out who left perfectly good chicken lying around…
Vincent: *Appears behind Oddball* My gift to everyone… A ‘free’ meal… *Evil laugh as a flame dances in his paw, incinerating a small pile of brown feathers* Bon Apetit…
Rolly: Thanks Vincent… I always thought you were some psychotic killer, ready to destroy us all, but you’re actually a nice guy…
Oddy: Was that?
Vincent: Yes…
Oddball: Did you?
Vincent: No…
Oddy: Then who?
Vincent: *Points to Two-Tone* I was just doing a friend a favor…
Two-Tone: Thanks Vincent… My spot on the show is secure… *Rubs paws together and giggles evilly*
Oddball: Foxwolf… Your turn… *Head hits desk* We never had a commercial break, did we?
Oddy: Nope… Sorry, I was in a writing mood, no time to take a break…
Foxwolf:: In a mood to write and this is all you did?
Oddy: No…
Audience: WTF?
Oddball: Commercial please?
Camera Dog: *Thumbs up…*
Oddball: Oddy are you crazy? Wait, don’t answer that…
Two-Tone: I’ve gotta go check on Lucky…
Oddy: Bye TT…
Foxwolf: So Oddball we still up for Friday night?
Rip: What?
Oddball: You bet… I needed a little change of pace…
Camera Dog: *Waves*
Oddball: Welcome back, we’re talking to our final guest for the night… Foxwolf, what are you going to do for us this evening?
Rip: No one touches my Oddball…
Oddy: He never learns… She’s mine!
Foxwolf: Got him… *Freezes Rip into a block of ice* Stay…
Rip: *Stares menacingly at Oddy and Foxwolf*
Oddy: Nice…
Oddball: So I guess that finishes our show for tonight… Until next time, I’m Oddball…
Oddy: I’m her mate…
Foxwolf: And I’m her date…
Rip: *Eyes go red with rage*
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Two-Tone: Lucky, I’m home! Lucky?
Lucky: *Is asleep and covered in sweat*
Two-Tone: That’s odd? It’s not that warm in here…
Lucky: Night hun… *Smiles in sleep*
Two-Tone: Night babe… *Leaves*
Hotspot: *From behind Lucky* Gotta get outta here… *Sneaks out*