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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 7, 2012 12:36:13 GMT -5
"Thank you and enjoy your flight...uuurm why are you taking off your clothes?"
New topic!
The Good News and the Bad News
"The good news Paul is I'm promoting you to CEO, the bad news is we're shutting down in a week."
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Post by babclayman on Apr 7, 2012 15:44:53 GMT -5
Deep Impact in a nutshell "Well, the Good news is you're now the US President. The bad news is, the country will be worth nothing in the impact..."
Also. "I got boat tickets to America on the Titanic!"
How those ones? ;3
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 7, 2012 19:56:09 GMT -5
First one was funnier but the second still got a chuckle.
"Here's your birthday present...It's a copy of Meet the Spartans on DVD!"
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 7, 2012 20:07:42 GMT -5
Heheh thought of this one just now.
"There's gonna be a brand new episode of 101 Dalmatians: The Series! It's a crossover between My Little Pony Friendship is Magic! Who's excited Whoooo!
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 7, 2012 21:19:45 GMT -5
Should have left the FiM part out and made the scenario truely dire ;D
How about a new one... "Rejected endings for the back-in-theaters blockbuster movie Titanic"
"Iceberg dead ahead!...No wait it's just Rosie O'Donell in a rowboat. False alarm."
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Post by Belchic on Apr 7, 2012 22:24:03 GMT -5
*Rose winds up on a desert island. A man in a red shirt and white hat approaches her.*
Man: Hello, young lady. I'm Gilligan, and this is my island!
(I admit, I stole that one from Whose Line.)
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 8, 2012 9:08:05 GMT -5
"I won't let go Jack" "But would you make love?" "Sure I guess" (Jack yanks her into the water, they make out)
Captain Smith on the bridge: What's this switch do? (Flips to "Dive," front of the ship dives in like a sub, then the boat breaks in half and sinks).
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Post by Belchic on Apr 8, 2012 9:56:56 GMT -5
New scene: Alternate scenes for The Wizard of Oz.
Dorothy: The hourglass is almost empty! Hey, wait a minute...*flips it over* Witch: *enters* Your time is up, my pretty! *sees hourglass then looks at her watch* Hmm. I thought it would be empty by now. Oh well. *leaves* *Later, Dorothy flips it again.* Witch: *enters cackling then sees the hourglass* WHAT THE HELL?
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Post by babclayman on Apr 8, 2012 11:21:44 GMT -5
"OI! You! Pink Fairy! I didn't ask for myself to get these red shoes on my feet and have this Green Wench out for my blood!"
How's that?
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Post by Belchic on Apr 8, 2012 13:19:23 GMT -5
Dorothy: How can you talk if you don't have a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know. Because I don't have a brain! Haha!
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Post by babclayman on Apr 8, 2012 15:55:23 GMT -5
I got one!
"Things you can say about a Theme Park, but not your Girlfriend..."
Everyone is queuing up to ride it!
Any others, Pups? ;3
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Post by Belchic on Apr 8, 2012 16:02:18 GMT -5
"The maximum weight to board is 150 pounds."
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 8, 2012 16:28:30 GMT -5
"You make me sick!"
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Post by Belchic on Apr 9, 2012 0:46:03 GMT -5
New scene: If the main pups thought like Sparky's board members.
*The main pups walk in, but Lucky is wearing a diaper and a bonnett.* Lucky: Take a wild guess who did this to me.
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Post by babclayman on Apr 9, 2012 6:36:08 GMT -5
Wait, one more for the Amusment Park one.
"I waited Two Hours to get on this, and now when it's my turn, it goes down!"
I concern on the next scene though, Belchic. It might result in taking shots against other Members here, if you get what I mean? =s
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