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Post by Belchic on Dec 5, 2015 1:56:46 GMT -5
"All I Want for Christmas is My Tooth to Come Out"? Who wishes for that?
"The 25 Days of Christmas"? Nobody will remember that many!
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Dec 10, 2015 9:37:43 GMT -5
New Scene: Things at a birthday party that make your friends think your parents believe you're still five years old.
"Hey, wanna help me hang these Minnie Mouse and Goofy decorations?!"
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Post by Belchic on Dec 10, 2015 13:37:42 GMT -5
"Pin the Tail on the Donkey? Really?"
"You hired a clown to be at this party?"
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Post by babclayman on Dec 11, 2015 9:00:11 GMT -5
"A book on; 'How To Tie Your Laces'...How did You Know, I will don' know, how to do them!?"
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Post by Belchic on Dec 11, 2015 10:33:38 GMT -5
"Are the party hats really necessary?"
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Dec 11, 2015 10:43:21 GMT -5
"All right everyone! Form the chairs into a circle, it's time to play Musical Chairs. I got the music, it's nursery rhymes!"
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Post by Belchic on Dec 12, 2015 15:54:42 GMT -5
"What kind of presents are these? This is a birthday party, not a baby shower!"
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Post by Belchic on Jan 3, 2016 16:11:38 GMT -5
New Scene: Bad choices for songs to sing to your partner.
"Shock to the heart, and you're to blame! You give love a bad name!"
(Please use real songs.)
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Post by Belchic on Mar 15, 2016 14:17:05 GMT -5
Let's try to make this topic more active again.
New Scene: If hospitals ran like fast food restaurants.
Man: My wife is having a baby! We need to get her in immediately! Doctor: I'm sorry, but we don't do that service anymore.
Man: I've been waiting over a half hour to get into the emergency room!
Doctor: Hey, finish up on those transplants! Patient #240, your order's ready!
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Apr 6, 2016 12:24:17 GMT -5
I didn't see the scene prior and...while it isn't that scene now, I have one or two in mind.
"Although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a, **** You."
"**** you, you hoe, I don't want you back."
I have this other song in mind but I think it would work better with a different scene idea but that idea probably wouldn't get many suggestions. Ehh...fudge it.
If dogs could sing at particular moments (Use perhaps real songs.)
When the owner leaves the home temporarily: "Don't they know, it's the end, of the world? It ended when you said, good-bye"
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Post by RaceFanX on May 21, 2016 17:52:08 GMT -5
*buzz* New Scene: The shortest books ever written.
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Post by babclayman on May 21, 2016 18:35:15 GMT -5
"The Positive Reviews For Food Fight!"
"Fifty Shades Of Grey, The PG Friendly Edition"
"Who did it? He did..."
"What valid argumnts can you find, in the comments of Youtube?"
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Post by Belchic on May 21, 2016 20:33:24 GMT -5
"The Alphabet"
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Post by Shadow Dearly on May 21, 2016 20:51:12 GMT -5
*comes out on stage and mimes taking out a book* Ah, A Day In The Life of a Cockroach.
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Post by RaceFanX on May 22, 2016 14:16:49 GMT -5
"The Complete Index of Great British Basketball Players"
"1 Dalmatian"
"The Articles from 'Playboy' People Actually Read"
"Great Moments in the Presidency of William Henry Harrison"
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