Post by Sweeney Terrier on Oct 18, 2012 5:19:20 GMT -5
This here is an improv rp, (as in, it wasn't planned before we started), that General and I did. The first line General does, is actually what he used to greet me and begin our conversation. But, seeing as how he called me "Sweeney" in his way, you can tell why I decided to start acting a bit like Sweeney, but in my form, I guess. Behold, "Sweeney Terrier: The Demon Groomer of Flea Street"
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Reggie Browning says
heya sweeny.
Lupus Vladimir says
Hehheh Welcome to my parlor.
Care for a little shave?
Reggie Browning says
Nah, I like having a bit of beard.
Lupus Vladimir says
Oh, then perhaps a little trim off the top?
As, in, wud you like a little bit of your hair trimmed? It seems that you're top fur's getting a tad long.
Reggie Browning says
Wait a second, all my fur is the same length.
Lupus Vladimir says
Heh Then how could you have a distinct beard?
If you have a beard, then not all of your fur could be the same length.
Reggie Browning says
I'm a Scottish terrier.
Lupus Vladimir says
Are you sure wouldn't like your fur to be just a tad shorter?
Reggie Browning says
Eh... okey.
Lupus Vladimir says
*Hums the tune to "Johanna"* Okay, where would your fur a bit shorter?
Reggie Browning says
My back?
Lupus Vladimir says
Huh. Very well. Now, just lay down and relax.
And might I suggest, that after this shave, you head on down stairs and get a nice meat pie from that Mrs. Lovett.
*Points to a rug on the floor* Why don't you lay right there, relax, and I can begin trimming the fur on your back?
Reggie Browning says
Okey dokey.
Yummy meat pies.
Weird thing, I notice there have been some disappearances in this neighborhood lately....
People go out to get a haircut and never come back sometimes.
Lupus Vladimir says
*Pulls out a sharp, fine, clean razor, and a comb* Really? Hmmm Interesting. Just relax, and you'll have yours. By the way, you don't have anyone with you, do you? No daughter, wife, or child?
Reggie Browning says
Nope, just me. Don't you think that is a bit weird, all the people who just disappeared were planning on having a haircut that day?
They don't have anything else in common.
Lupus Vladimir says
Well, this city is full of sneaky, lying, deceiving killers and thiefs, and it's a rather unclean town. Maybe they caught a fatal disease.
*whistles the tune to "Pretty Women"* Anyway, let's get this trim done, and you can go have some nice Pr-I mean, pumpkin and meat pies. hehheh
Reggie Browning says
Ha a fatal disease doesn't just make someone disappear. No, Someone is doing it. Would be better if we had bodies, but we don't even if they are dead...
Lupus Vladimir says
*Begins to nicely trim back fur of the patient* Eh. Well, one thing's probably for sure. Decomposers are probably feasting on their flesh and bones. Do you happen to be married, by the way?
As in, do you have a mate, or girlfriend?
Reggie Browning says
Oh yeh, Lilly, wonderful girl. Very calm, loyal, funny, smart, compassionate.
Lupus Vladimir says
Ah. I'm sure she's rather beautiful. *Continues to nicely and carefully trim the back fur while whistling "Pretty Women"*
How short would you like the fur on your back to be, sir?
Reggie Browning says
Yeh, really beautiful. I met her when I was just a copper on the street. She worked in the doughnut shop. Just a bit shorter, it does seem a bit uneven.
Lupus Vladimir says
Maybe some day, I could meet this Lilly of yours?
Reggie Browning says
I might bring her in for a fur trim. Though she rarely needs it. Her fur is always so even.
Lupus Vladimir says
Then she must be rather Pretty. Or, perhaps, you could bring her here sometime for a nice chat over some fine meat pies.
Reggie Browning says
Oh she's a vegetarian, but I'm sure she would love to chat.
But yeah, she is very beautiful.
Lupus Vladimir says
So, regarding these disappearances, what do you suppose is causing these folks to vanish on the day they plan a shave?
Is there anyone you, perhaps suspect?
My guess is, it's probably that cheap Judge, that keeps disposing of my patients. Who do you think it is?
Reggie Browning says
Nah, we have no ider really, our guess is someone who works for a groomer, the groomers don't seem to have any real criminal history, though there is this one groomer's assistant that has a history of petty crime... Why am I discussing this with you? You could be the killer.
Lupus Vladimir says
*somewhat nervously* Hehheh Indeed, I could be. Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. But, if I was, don't you think, you'd be dead by now?
Although, what I would give to get that Judge and his beedle in here, so I could give him the closest grooming he'll ever know.
Reggie Browning says
Yeah, or maybe you're not dumb enough to kill a detective inspector... Ha, well I do see that judge sometimes. Maybe I can give him a reccomendation.
Lupus Vladimir says
I would very much enjoy that. Oh, you're a detective inspector? So...that means you work with the government and police, then?
Reggie Browning says
Yeah, I'm a detective inspector, how else would I know all this about the dissappearances? I've been working the case.
And yeah, as a detective inspector I have to work with the judges and the coppers on the street.
Lupus Vladimir says
*Gets nervous and starts to sweat a bit* So, that would mean, if you disappeared or died, a lot of folks would be talking about it, right?
And....*takes a deep breath, nervously*....if I was the killer, you'd try to arrest me, right? *gulps*
Reggie Browning says
Oh of course, that's why I'm not worried at all, not to mention Lilly knows where I am right now. Oh, of course I would. I would love to take down such a sicko. Hey you're looking pretty nervous *Sits up*
Lupus Vladimir says
*starts to take deep, nervous breaths* Well, it....it..it seems like your trim is done. eh-heh.
I'm guessing, even if I was the killer, but I wasn't willing one bit to kill you, or your girlfriend, you'd still arrest me?
*Sweats even more, and nervously puts away the razor and comb*
Reggie Browning says
Of course, I can't just let a sicko run free on the streets killing innocent people can I? *looks suspicious* Hey, while I'm here, we are thinking of questioning the local barbers to see if they have... you know... seen anybody suspicious around their shops... you wanna be the first volunteer?
Lupus Vladimir says
*Nervously grips the razor in paw, indecisive of what to do for a while* *mumbles* Oh, I can't possibly do it. *Turns around to the inspector.* Would you mind listening to a tale I have to say, first?
I'd be willing to volunteer, but could you listen to a true tale, first?
Reggie Browning says
Um... ok... sure...
Lupus Vladimir says
There was a groomer, and his wife, and she was beautiful. A foolish groomer and his wife. She was his reason and his life, and she was beautiful. And she was virtuous. And he was naive. There was another dog who saw, that she was beautiful. A pious vulture of the law, who with a gesture of his claw, removed the groomer from his plate, then there was nothing but to wait.
And she would fall! So soft, so young, so lost, and OH SO beautiful!
Reggie Browning says
Wow, wat did the groomer do?
Lupus Vladimir says
Nothing. The dog was innocent. The groomer was sentenced to exile from the nation, and his wife, for life. ....Would you like to know what happened to the wife?
Reggie Browning says
Yes, what happened?
Lupus Vladimir says
The beedle of the vulture of the law, who was a Judge, insisted that she meet the Judge at a ball. Turned out the ball was, unknown to the wife until she got there, a masquerade ball. She searched for the Judge there, until finally, the Judge appeared before her, and....and...RAPED her. The others thought she was a clueless fool. After that, she drank arsenic, thereby killing herself.
Or, least that's what Mrs. Lovett has told me, but it's the only one who's told me anything about the wife after the groomer was exiled.
*Sits down on the carpet, with a look both of depression and anger*
Reggie Browning says
Aw geeze, if only there were some way to prove it. I would make sure that judge was locked up for years, and maybe even get it for murder since he was the reason she killed herself.
Lupus Vladimir says
How is it, that you haven't heard of that tale, when the judge who did it, is still upon his throne as we speak?! Does the name, Benjamin Barker, mean anything to you?
That Judge that you've met before, is the very dog who exiled the groomer! Does the name, dare I say it, BENJAMIN BARKER, mean anything to you?! It clearly does to Mrs. Lovett.
*Starts to take deep breaths and calm down*
Reggie Browning says
Yes, I've heard of him. I didn't know he raped anyone.
Lupus Vladimir says
NO! Benjamin Barker was the name of the groomer that was EXILED! *Puts a paw to his forehead in anger*
And as for your so-called evidence, there are two LIVING pieces of evidence for this crime. One of them, is a young female dog, probably a young adult by now, that the Judge keeps locked in his house, away from the public eye.
*Continues to take deep breaths, and calms down*
Reggie Browning says
Who is this young female dog?
Lupus Vladimir says
Her name....the pretty dog's name....is Johanna. She is, Benjamin Barker's daughter.
She was merely a young puppy when the Judge exiled Benjamin from the nation for life, for no reason but his own gain.
*sighs* Would you like to know who the other living piece of evidence is, Inspector?
Reggie Browning says
Benjamin barker?
Lupus Vladimir says
No, that man is dead. But, you are looking at, and talking to, him right now. And the name's not Barker, anymore. It's Sweeney Terrier.
I'm that very groomer who was exiled for no reason. My wife is now most likely dead, and my daughter, my young daughter, is imprisoned in the house of the very dog who wronged me. And I SHALL HAVE VENGEANCE!
Of course, now that I've told you all this, there's no way I shall have my vengeance, but I'm not willing to dispose of you, since you have a girlfriend. *Sighs in depression* And I'm sure, you'll arrest me, anyway. =/
Reggie Browning says
You and the judge. You have killed some innocent people, just as the judge has, I will make sure he gets what he deserves.
Lupus Vladimir says
*Picks up the razor and walks over to the inspector* If you wish to kill me, because of this slaughter, then go ahead. Take my own razor, my friend, that is, and slit my throat. *drops head slightly in depression* I'll probably never see Johanna again.
*Sets the razor next to the inspector and lays down on the carpet* Go ahead, if you want to kill me, bcuz of the slaughter I've done, then do it. I'll probably never see Johanna again, anyway.
Reggie Browning says
I will arrest you, I will free johana and she can see you in prison.
Lupus Vladimir says
Ah, but will you dispose of that Judge once and for all, before he recognizes me, or sentences me to death?
Reggie Browning says
Believe me, if we can find johana in his house, he won't be able to get out of this.
Lupus Vladimir says
I'm absolutely sure she's in his house. And if not, he probably put her in the asylum.
Reggie Browning says
Well then, I will have to get invited into his house, or some legal reason to search.
Lupus Vladimir says
I'm sure he probably wouldn't suspect a fellow officer of the law. But, as long as you can free my daughter, Johanna, then, *brings fore paws out towards the inspector* go ahead and arrest me.
Maybe, someday, you could also bring your girlfriend, Lilly, into the prison to see me, if she'd be okay with it.
Reggie Browning says
Hmm... Well... I didn't bring my handcuffs... so... just... come with me and uh... don't try any funny buisness. And don't worry, I will make sure your daughter gets out. He... uhm... I think she might be a little nervous. She's pretty shy around strangers, I don't know how she will feel around one who has done what you have and wants to see her.
Lupus Vladimir says
Very well, sir. Just, let me put my 'friend' away. *Picks up razor and puts it into a container, that bears scissors, a comb, and a 2nd razor*. Okay, now I'm ready. Lead me on, inspector.
Take me to prison, inspector, and free my daughter. *Walks up to the inspector*
Reggie Browning says:
Okedly dokedly
Director: AAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDD SCENE!
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Well, that's how the improv rp went. Reply, leave your opinion, and comment on what you think of how General and I did.
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Reggie Browning says
heya sweeny.
Lupus Vladimir says
Hehheh Welcome to my parlor.
Care for a little shave?
Reggie Browning says
Nah, I like having a bit of beard.
Lupus Vladimir says
Oh, then perhaps a little trim off the top?
As, in, wud you like a little bit of your hair trimmed? It seems that you're top fur's getting a tad long.
Reggie Browning says
Wait a second, all my fur is the same length.
Lupus Vladimir says
Heh Then how could you have a distinct beard?
If you have a beard, then not all of your fur could be the same length.
Reggie Browning says
I'm a Scottish terrier.
Lupus Vladimir says
Are you sure wouldn't like your fur to be just a tad shorter?
Reggie Browning says
Eh... okey.
Lupus Vladimir says
*Hums the tune to "Johanna"* Okay, where would your fur a bit shorter?
Reggie Browning says
My back?
Lupus Vladimir says
Huh. Very well. Now, just lay down and relax.
And might I suggest, that after this shave, you head on down stairs and get a nice meat pie from that Mrs. Lovett.
*Points to a rug on the floor* Why don't you lay right there, relax, and I can begin trimming the fur on your back?
Reggie Browning says
Okey dokey.
Yummy meat pies.
Weird thing, I notice there have been some disappearances in this neighborhood lately....
People go out to get a haircut and never come back sometimes.
Lupus Vladimir says
*Pulls out a sharp, fine, clean razor, and a comb* Really? Hmmm Interesting. Just relax, and you'll have yours. By the way, you don't have anyone with you, do you? No daughter, wife, or child?
Reggie Browning says
Nope, just me. Don't you think that is a bit weird, all the people who just disappeared were planning on having a haircut that day?
They don't have anything else in common.
Lupus Vladimir says
Well, this city is full of sneaky, lying, deceiving killers and thiefs, and it's a rather unclean town. Maybe they caught a fatal disease.
*whistles the tune to "Pretty Women"* Anyway, let's get this trim done, and you can go have some nice Pr-I mean, pumpkin and meat pies. hehheh
Reggie Browning says
Ha a fatal disease doesn't just make someone disappear. No, Someone is doing it. Would be better if we had bodies, but we don't even if they are dead...
Lupus Vladimir says
*Begins to nicely trim back fur of the patient* Eh. Well, one thing's probably for sure. Decomposers are probably feasting on their flesh and bones. Do you happen to be married, by the way?
As in, do you have a mate, or girlfriend?
Reggie Browning says
Oh yeh, Lilly, wonderful girl. Very calm, loyal, funny, smart, compassionate.
Lupus Vladimir says
Ah. I'm sure she's rather beautiful. *Continues to nicely and carefully trim the back fur while whistling "Pretty Women"*
How short would you like the fur on your back to be, sir?
Reggie Browning says
Yeh, really beautiful. I met her when I was just a copper on the street. She worked in the doughnut shop. Just a bit shorter, it does seem a bit uneven.
Lupus Vladimir says
Maybe some day, I could meet this Lilly of yours?
Reggie Browning says
I might bring her in for a fur trim. Though she rarely needs it. Her fur is always so even.
Lupus Vladimir says
Then she must be rather Pretty. Or, perhaps, you could bring her here sometime for a nice chat over some fine meat pies.
Reggie Browning says
Oh she's a vegetarian, but I'm sure she would love to chat.
But yeah, she is very beautiful.
Lupus Vladimir says
So, regarding these disappearances, what do you suppose is causing these folks to vanish on the day they plan a shave?
Is there anyone you, perhaps suspect?
My guess is, it's probably that cheap Judge, that keeps disposing of my patients. Who do you think it is?
Reggie Browning says
Nah, we have no ider really, our guess is someone who works for a groomer, the groomers don't seem to have any real criminal history, though there is this one groomer's assistant that has a history of petty crime... Why am I discussing this with you? You could be the killer.
Lupus Vladimir says
*somewhat nervously* Hehheh Indeed, I could be. Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. But, if I was, don't you think, you'd be dead by now?
Although, what I would give to get that Judge and his beedle in here, so I could give him the closest grooming he'll ever know.
Reggie Browning says
Yeah, or maybe you're not dumb enough to kill a detective inspector... Ha, well I do see that judge sometimes. Maybe I can give him a reccomendation.
Lupus Vladimir says
I would very much enjoy that. Oh, you're a detective inspector? So...that means you work with the government and police, then?
Reggie Browning says
Yeah, I'm a detective inspector, how else would I know all this about the dissappearances? I've been working the case.
And yeah, as a detective inspector I have to work with the judges and the coppers on the street.
Lupus Vladimir says
*Gets nervous and starts to sweat a bit* So, that would mean, if you disappeared or died, a lot of folks would be talking about it, right?
And....*takes a deep breath, nervously*....if I was the killer, you'd try to arrest me, right? *gulps*
Reggie Browning says
Oh of course, that's why I'm not worried at all, not to mention Lilly knows where I am right now. Oh, of course I would. I would love to take down such a sicko. Hey you're looking pretty nervous *Sits up*
Lupus Vladimir says
*starts to take deep, nervous breaths* Well, it....it..it seems like your trim is done. eh-heh.
I'm guessing, even if I was the killer, but I wasn't willing one bit to kill you, or your girlfriend, you'd still arrest me?
*Sweats even more, and nervously puts away the razor and comb*
Reggie Browning says
Of course, I can't just let a sicko run free on the streets killing innocent people can I? *looks suspicious* Hey, while I'm here, we are thinking of questioning the local barbers to see if they have... you know... seen anybody suspicious around their shops... you wanna be the first volunteer?
Lupus Vladimir says
*Nervously grips the razor in paw, indecisive of what to do for a while* *mumbles* Oh, I can't possibly do it. *Turns around to the inspector.* Would you mind listening to a tale I have to say, first?
I'd be willing to volunteer, but could you listen to a true tale, first?
Reggie Browning says
Um... ok... sure...
Lupus Vladimir says
There was a groomer, and his wife, and she was beautiful. A foolish groomer and his wife. She was his reason and his life, and she was beautiful. And she was virtuous. And he was naive. There was another dog who saw, that she was beautiful. A pious vulture of the law, who with a gesture of his claw, removed the groomer from his plate, then there was nothing but to wait.
And she would fall! So soft, so young, so lost, and OH SO beautiful!
Reggie Browning says
Wow, wat did the groomer do?
Lupus Vladimir says
Nothing. The dog was innocent. The groomer was sentenced to exile from the nation, and his wife, for life. ....Would you like to know what happened to the wife?
Reggie Browning says
Yes, what happened?
Lupus Vladimir says
The beedle of the vulture of the law, who was a Judge, insisted that she meet the Judge at a ball. Turned out the ball was, unknown to the wife until she got there, a masquerade ball. She searched for the Judge there, until finally, the Judge appeared before her, and....and...RAPED her. The others thought she was a clueless fool. After that, she drank arsenic, thereby killing herself.
Or, least that's what Mrs. Lovett has told me, but it's the only one who's told me anything about the wife after the groomer was exiled.
*Sits down on the carpet, with a look both of depression and anger*
Reggie Browning says
Aw geeze, if only there were some way to prove it. I would make sure that judge was locked up for years, and maybe even get it for murder since he was the reason she killed herself.
Lupus Vladimir says
How is it, that you haven't heard of that tale, when the judge who did it, is still upon his throne as we speak?! Does the name, Benjamin Barker, mean anything to you?
That Judge that you've met before, is the very dog who exiled the groomer! Does the name, dare I say it, BENJAMIN BARKER, mean anything to you?! It clearly does to Mrs. Lovett.
*Starts to take deep breaths and calm down*
Reggie Browning says
Yes, I've heard of him. I didn't know he raped anyone.
Lupus Vladimir says
NO! Benjamin Barker was the name of the groomer that was EXILED! *Puts a paw to his forehead in anger*
And as for your so-called evidence, there are two LIVING pieces of evidence for this crime. One of them, is a young female dog, probably a young adult by now, that the Judge keeps locked in his house, away from the public eye.
*Continues to take deep breaths, and calms down*
Reggie Browning says
Who is this young female dog?
Lupus Vladimir says
Her name....the pretty dog's name....is Johanna. She is, Benjamin Barker's daughter.
She was merely a young puppy when the Judge exiled Benjamin from the nation for life, for no reason but his own gain.
*sighs* Would you like to know who the other living piece of evidence is, Inspector?
Reggie Browning says
Benjamin barker?
Lupus Vladimir says
No, that man is dead. But, you are looking at, and talking to, him right now. And the name's not Barker, anymore. It's Sweeney Terrier.
I'm that very groomer who was exiled for no reason. My wife is now most likely dead, and my daughter, my young daughter, is imprisoned in the house of the very dog who wronged me. And I SHALL HAVE VENGEANCE!
Of course, now that I've told you all this, there's no way I shall have my vengeance, but I'm not willing to dispose of you, since you have a girlfriend. *Sighs in depression* And I'm sure, you'll arrest me, anyway. =/
Reggie Browning says
You and the judge. You have killed some innocent people, just as the judge has, I will make sure he gets what he deserves.
Lupus Vladimir says
*Picks up the razor and walks over to the inspector* If you wish to kill me, because of this slaughter, then go ahead. Take my own razor, my friend, that is, and slit my throat. *drops head slightly in depression* I'll probably never see Johanna again.
*Sets the razor next to the inspector and lays down on the carpet* Go ahead, if you want to kill me, bcuz of the slaughter I've done, then do it. I'll probably never see Johanna again, anyway.
Reggie Browning says
I will arrest you, I will free johana and she can see you in prison.
Lupus Vladimir says
Ah, but will you dispose of that Judge once and for all, before he recognizes me, or sentences me to death?
Reggie Browning says
Believe me, if we can find johana in his house, he won't be able to get out of this.
Lupus Vladimir says
I'm absolutely sure she's in his house. And if not, he probably put her in the asylum.
Reggie Browning says
Well then, I will have to get invited into his house, or some legal reason to search.
Lupus Vladimir says
I'm sure he probably wouldn't suspect a fellow officer of the law. But, as long as you can free my daughter, Johanna, then, *brings fore paws out towards the inspector* go ahead and arrest me.
Maybe, someday, you could also bring your girlfriend, Lilly, into the prison to see me, if she'd be okay with it.
Reggie Browning says
Hmm... Well... I didn't bring my handcuffs... so... just... come with me and uh... don't try any funny buisness. And don't worry, I will make sure your daughter gets out. He... uhm... I think she might be a little nervous. She's pretty shy around strangers, I don't know how she will feel around one who has done what you have and wants to see her.
Lupus Vladimir says
Very well, sir. Just, let me put my 'friend' away. *Picks up razor and puts it into a container, that bears scissors, a comb, and a 2nd razor*. Okay, now I'm ready. Lead me on, inspector.
Take me to prison, inspector, and free my daughter. *Walks up to the inspector*
Reggie Browning says:
Okedly dokedly
Director: AAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDD SCENE!
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Well, that's how the improv rp went. Reply, leave your opinion, and comment on what you think of how General and I did.