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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Nov 30, 2012 21:34:23 GMT -5
Since there's a thread based on the "Scenes From a hat" bit from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", I decided to make a thread where we can, least individually make our own hoedowns. We can either type in the whole hoedown, or only least one verse if that's all we can figure out for it. Just remember to include the title. Allow me to give an example. - Undead Hoedown One day I saw such an ugly zombie, I chose to scream and from the scene, I did flee. This zombie was, devoid of life. Oh, wait, no it was, actually my wife.
Oh, I know so much about vampires. I know exactly what their ‘heart’ desires. One day, I’ll offer one a bloody cake. But, when he asks for it, I’ll throw at him, a stake.
Oh, my home is haunted, by a lousy ghost. I hate how he just about always boasts. So, one day, when I’m really annoyed, I’ll pick up the phone, and call up Dan Akroyd.
Oh, if I were to ever, encounter a werewolf, I wouldn’t run, I’d act like it was Adolf. With a silver bullet, I’d shoot it through the head. Then I’d take its pelt, and put it on Colin’s head.
Put it oon Cooooliiiin's heeeeaad. - If any of you can figure out the idea of a hoedown and at least the 1st verse 2 it, you may post it on this thread. Also, if the person can only figure out least the 1st verse of the hoedown, then each person who tries to finish the hoedown for him/her, gets to do only one verse. P.S. Today IS Colin Mochrie's birthday. Hehe
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Post by Belchic on Nov 30, 2012 22:00:30 GMT -5
Ah, yes, hoedowns. The one thing that all the Whose Line performers HATED doing! This sounds like a challenging topic, but I'm up for a challenge here.
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Nov 30, 2012 22:03:33 GMT -5
I was thinking of also doing a thread for "IDS", ("Irish Drinking Songs"), but I figured that'd be harder.
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Nov 30, 2012 22:24:39 GMT -5
Here's a hoedown that Shadow and I worked on about last night. He knew what we were talking about more than I did, bcuz I've never really tried vegemite. Shad did the 1st & 3rd verse, while I did the 2nd & 4th. Also, Shadow did the last line, after the 4th verse. - Vegemite Hoedown I bought some Vegemite for my family It didn’t end well, since they ran and hit a tree One thing’s for certain, one thing’s for sure If you bought some vegemite, you wish you got manure.
One day I decided to have some bread All over it, was jelly that I spread But, now I know, I won't have a good night, Because the jelly, was really vegemite
I hate Vegemite, it tasted crappy It failed in making me feel happy I don’t understand why people love that To be honest, I rather kiss Autumn’s fat
Oh, Vegemite, has a disgusting taste, That makes it so much like black paste. Because this extract has, such a nasty funk, I think I’d rather go out, and get myself drunk.
Geeeet myseelf druuuuuuuunk
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Apr 14, 2014 6:50:54 GMT -5
Just thought I'd revive this topic, especially since I remembered that I have another hoedown idea, but I submitted it to deviantart. (I'm at school, so I can't look it up.)
Also, here's an idea we could try for this thread instead. We could do it where one person gives a topic and then the next person to post has to do least 1 verse/stanza of a hoedown about that topic. (They can do a full song if they like but 1 verse is good enough), and then they make a topic for the next. The format would be the following.
1st person to post after I give my hoedown later today T: {insert topic here}
2nd person: H: {insert hoedown verse here}
T: {Insert new topic here}
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Hoedowns
Apr 14, 2014 9:30:05 GMT -5
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Post by Belchic on Apr 14, 2014 9:30:05 GMT -5
I think that sounds like a fair rule, Sweeney. I'm currently thinking up the first verse to a hoedown at the moment, but I'm not sure if others will join it. One question, though: Does every verse in a hoedown have to come from someone else, or can someone take a second turn at it?
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Apr 14, 2014 10:30:30 GMT -5
The person who replied to the given theme/topic is the one who makes the hoedown, whether it is 1 verse or 4. Also, the 1st theme can be given now, rather than later.
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Apr 14, 2014 10:35:34 GMT -5
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Post by Belchic on Apr 14, 2014 10:35:34 GMT -5
So I'm supposed to give a theme and NOT do a verse? Someone else has to start the first verse?
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Apr 14, 2014 10:38:13 GMT -5
If you want to give the 1st theme, then yes. You don't have to. But if you have a hoedown now, (and it's least a verse or two), then go ahead and post it now and then list the theme for the next.
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Apr 14, 2014 10:43:41 GMT -5
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Post by Belchic on Apr 14, 2014 10:43:41 GMT -5
Here's a hoedown I thought I'd start. It's the Pound Puppies Hoedown:
Well, I went to the pound today, And I got a puppy. Some German lady called me and said They had one there for me. Though I'm a little suspicious. Please don't tell my spouse, But some dogs at that pound I thought I saw around my house.
How's that, Lupus?
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Apr 14, 2014 14:17:50 GMT -5
It's good. (Though I've never exactly watched that show enough to understand it sufficiently.)
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Apr 14, 2014 14:35:48 GMT -5
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Post by Belchic on Apr 14, 2014 14:35:48 GMT -5
Nothing says you can't give it a shot.
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Apr 14, 2014 15:10:30 GMT -5
You didn't give a topic/theme. Speaking of which here's my hoedown.
Urban Legend Hoedown There's a beast named Bigfoot. He's a legend, many say. But I know, that is false, for I saw him on one day. He was really large. He was very hairy, But when he turned around, I noticed that it was Drew Carey.
From the internet, the legend of Slenderman was made. Through games and documents, many are afraid. I saw him one time. He was very freaky, But when he turned his face, I realized, it was Colin Mochrie.
They say there’s a great beast, deep in the lakes of Scottie, Said to be a dinosaur, sometimes known as Nessie. I gazed upon it one beautiful evenin’, And when it turned its neck, I learned that it was really Ryan.
There's a tale of mirrors, that's said to be scary. In it someone is summoned, known as Bloody Mary. I once tried in my bathroom, and boy was she ugly, That’s when I realized it was the mother of Wayne Brady.
Mother oof Waaayyne Braaadyyyy.
As for the theme of the next hoedown, I'd like to see a Hollywood Hoedown.
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Apr 14, 2014 18:12:31 GMT -5
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Post by Belchic on Apr 14, 2014 18:12:31 GMT -5
Yeah, I did. I said Pound Puppies, didn't I?
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Apr 14, 2014 18:35:50 GMT -5
Oh. That's the theme? I was expecting you to give the theme for the next hoedown, after the hoedown. But I said that each person may do as much of a hoedown, (max of 4 verses as that is a hoedown), but the hoedowns are NOT continued afterward. Sorry.
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