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Post by Tic-Tac on Jul 12, 2007 16:41:58 GMT -5
ooo dye it an off orange. That's a horrid color
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Post by crosswise on Jul 12, 2007 19:45:12 GMT -5
Isn't that the color Aria did to your shed?
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 12, 2007 21:03:54 GMT -5
I know, Lucky might remember this color *dyes Jewel pink*
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Post by crosswise on Jul 12, 2007 21:05:34 GMT -5
It's JEWEL, remember? She might actually LIKE being pink.
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 12, 2007 21:06:18 GMT -5
oh good point *dyes her brown*
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Post by crosswise on Jul 12, 2007 21:10:25 GMT -5
Now THAT"S better...I should probably go before you try dyeing me, right?
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 12, 2007 21:58:32 GMT -5
well I realize it wasn't your fault dipstick gave you the wrong chemical, so what did you try to do? *holds a vial of pink dye*
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Post by crosswise on Jul 12, 2007 22:05:27 GMT -5
Oh nothing much...*coughs*triedtomakeLuckydoubthisfriendsthewayhemademedoubtmind*cough*
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 12, 2007 22:10:26 GMT -5
hm... okay *heads off*
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Post by crosswise on Jul 12, 2007 22:13:43 GMT -5
Desperate to head off this fiasco before it got any worse; Crosswise, Cadpig and the others decided that if they couldn’t scrub Tac, Lucky, and Two Tone clean then there was only one that COULD:
“Nanny?” Spot asked incredulously. “How’re we gonna get the others to take a bath? They HATE baths.”
“Then we’re just going to make Nanny FORCE them to take a bath.” Cadpig reasoned. “Anyone up for fighting dirty?”
“You’ve got a dirty mind.” Crosswise smirked. “I like that.”
“So we get them dirty enough so Nanny has to give them a bath.” Spot thought aloud. “Got it.”
“I’ve got the soap.” Crosswise said as he picked up a bar of soap with his teeth pulling back his lips so as not to taste the horrible thing.
“Great! So all we have to do is find them…” Cadpig thought. Spot flew up to the top of a bale of hay and kept look out.
“Awk! Lucky at twelve o’clock!” She called down to them. Sure enough, Lucky was heading their way.
“Convenient.” Cadpig noted.
“So now what?” Rolly asked.
“Simple.” Crosswise said back as Lucky showed up. “Hi Lucky, what’s going on?”
“Not much. I was just watching my main dog Tac discussing plans with Two Tone.”
“Plans?”
“Yeah, Tac’s thinking of building a new love shack just for him and Two Tone out on the outskirts where NO one will bother them.” Lucky grinned.
“Oh man.” Crosswise slapped his face with his paw. “We’ve got to fix this, NOW!”
“All right but first…” Cadpig pointed over Lucky’s shoulder. “Hey Lucky look! It’s Thunderbolt!”
“Where?!” Lucky asked as he spun around. Cadpig gave him a hard shove and Lucky started rolling down the hill and straight into the pig pen. He landed in the muck with a great SPLAT! When he got up he looked less like a puppy and more like a living pile of mud.
“So at least this wasn’t a complete waste.” Crosswise chuckled as he looked down. Cadpig lowered her eyes and gave Crosswise a push too. “HEY!” Crosswise shouted as he tumbled head over heels straight into the pig pen just as Lucky was getting out. They both went crashing back into the mud. “Oww.” Crosswise groaned as he climbed off of Lucky and out of the pen, weaving slightly from side to side. “How could this day get any worse?”
“My heavens!” Crosswise turned to see Nanny racing up to him and Lucky. She shook her head as she saw the state Lucky and Crosswise were in. “You two need a bath straight away! Good thing I have a new bar of soap out.”
Crosswise moaned but put up no resistance as Nanny scooped him and Lucky up and dragged them off to the house to give them a bath in the sink. Spot had replaced the soap with Tac’s special brand when Nanny was away. Still, that didn’t make it any more bearable for Crosswise as he was repeatedly dunked under water and scrubbed; VERY hard.
Still he knew that as bad as this was, what Tac would do to him would be even worse if he didn’t snap him out of it before things with Two Tone progressed too far.
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 13, 2007 2:51:13 GMT -5
Hm you could have done what Mooch did to Lucky before the fall ball and get him infested with fle.......... *quickly covers her own muzzle* dont wanna give Crosswise any ideas to get me infested with fleas
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Post by crosswise on Jul 13, 2007 7:10:36 GMT -5
I chose not to do that because it had already been done. And no, Crosswise wouldn't DREAM of giving his boss and his crush fleas.
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 13, 2007 14:07:22 GMT -5
well there's always spraying with a skunk........... ah crud .............. no wait Mooch did that too
only thing that comes to mind is coating Tac with mud or oil. *sigh* same with me too
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Post by sip on Jul 14, 2007 22:25:01 GMT -5
finally i finished reading this one ^^.. sorry for my lazyness and no comments on this one.. XP.. this is a great fic^^.. XDDD..XP.. ¬w¬... i can imagine those posters now... with Tac and Twotone.. XDDD..XP... d**n mind of mine... XDD... too hyperactive... this fic gave me some ideas to put in the paper... XDDDD..XP..
Great work cross... can´t wait to read the next part of your ficcy *w*.. ^O^!!!...
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 14, 2007 22:31:28 GMT -5
yeah and how much I'll torture Jewel once the powder wears off
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