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Post by Tic-Tac on Jul 15, 2007 17:24:36 GMT -5
...mer-what? Never heard of it, sorry.
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Post by crosswise on Jul 15, 2007 17:25:32 GMT -5
Can't we talk about this? I bruise easy!
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Post by Nuke on Jul 15, 2007 17:32:31 GMT -5
wait *gives tac a bigger paddle*
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Post by crosswise on Jul 15, 2007 17:38:54 GMT -5
Do you hate me or something? What did I ever to to YOU?
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Post by Nuke on Jul 15, 2007 17:46:22 GMT -5
no, i'm just playing around ^^ i dont hate you or anything, dont take it personal. i just a bit evil ^^
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Post by crosswise on Jul 15, 2007 17:48:46 GMT -5
(I didn't I was just keeping in character) Crosswise: *Covers his rear* Oh crud.
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Post by Nuke on Jul 15, 2007 18:01:50 GMT -5
yeah...you might want a helmet
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Post by crosswise on Jul 15, 2007 18:05:38 GMT -5
For my butt? Or my head? What end is he gonna pummel?
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Post by Nuke on Jul 15, 2007 18:10:57 GMT -5
both...i request that you get the super-duty helmet...2 of them
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2007 18:46:26 GMT -5
geez Nuke lol
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Post by crosswise on Jul 15, 2007 19:19:24 GMT -5
“So Dalmatians with black eye patches CAN get a black eye.” Cadpig noted. “That’s good to know.”
“You’re welcome.” Crosswise grumbled as he held an icepack over his eye. He glared at Lucky. “You big jerk! I was stringing them along as part of the plan!”
“By getting them to share a Jacuzzi tub?” Lucky fairly shrieked. “That’s a cure worse than the disease!”
It was that night. The five of them—the four puppies plus Spot—were lying in wait outside of Tac’s shack.
Tac started the Jacuzzi up just as Two Tone arrive. They kissed and got into the tub. “Showtime.” Crosswise gulped as he got out and snuck over to the Jacuzzi. Fortunately, Tac and Two Tone were too lost in each other’s eyes to notice him. Crosswise tossed the special cleansing soap into the tub and looked at the control panel. “I KNOW he would’ve put on massaging jets.” Crosswise smirked as he pressed the button activating them.
“Ooooh Tac.” Two Tone gasped as the jets started up. “This feels soo good!”
“I don’t remember turning them on,” Tac mused then leapt up as one jet activated right beneath him. “Can’t say I care though!”
“My romantic super-dog.” Two Tone nuzzled him. Crosswise thought fast as he looked at the controls. So far the jets were on minimum setting. He pushed it up to maximum. He was about to leave when he saw one more control.
“Whirlpool?” Crosswise asked himself. Then he shrugged and turned it on. The water started spinning around in the tub and the strength of the massage jets increased. The water turned choppy and rough. While Two Tone and Tac were clinging to the rim of the tub in an attempt not to get tossed around, the water started getting soapy.
“YES!” Crosswise all but cheered. When the pull of the whirlpool got too great, Two Tone and Tic Tac got swept up in the current and were properly doused with the soapy water.
“Tic Tac!” Two Tone screamed as she was spun around.
“Two Tone!” Tac shouted as he spun around as well.
“Tac!”
“Two Tone!”
“Tac?” Two Tone asked in confusion.
“Two Tone?” Tac asked in the same tone of voice. Crosswise turned the Jacuzzi off and let the two soaked puppies crawl out. As they shook themselves dry everything started to come back to them.
“We DIDN’T.” Tac stammered at Two Tone. “We couldn’t have been—!” Two Tone just started spitting on the ground and wiping her mouth.
“Was it as bad for you as it was for me?” She groaned.
“Oh my god.” Tac groaned as he realized what had happened. “I’m gagging and vomiting at the same time…I’m gavomiting!” He raced around the edge of the shack. The sound of violent retching soon followed.
“They’re cured!” Crosswise announced. Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and Spot leapt out of the bushes and ran to Two Tone.
“Are you all right?” Lucky asked her, concern coloring his voice.
“I kissed Tac?!” She said in disbelief. “Lucky, I am SO sorry…”
“It’s okay, I know it’s not your fault…” Lucky nuzzled her.
“Which raises the issue…” Everyone turned around in time to see a woozy and pale looking Tac emerge from behind his shed. “Of just whose fault it IS.” Tac glared at Crosswise. “Crosswise?”
Gulping nervously as everyone’s attention was riveted on him Crosswise started to babble. “Well I—you see, Lucky—a-and I thought of the powder and t-then there was accident and—and…” Tac, who had already figured out what had happened glared at Crosswise until he shut up.
“What should we do to him?” Lucky growled as he started to advance on him. Tac merely held up a paw, his eyes giving off a malicious red glint.
“Allow me.”
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 15, 2007 22:48:56 GMT -5
Uhoh, Crosswise run like hell...
*blinks at Lucky and Tac working together* never thought I'd see them agree on something
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Post by Nuke on Jul 15, 2007 22:57:51 GMT -5
*steps in front of Crosswise* i shall protect him...
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 15, 2007 23:08:46 GMT -5
your a brave puppy ^_^
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Post by Nuke on Jul 15, 2007 23:18:35 GMT -5
yep, LEMME AT'EM!
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