(The pups are heard screaming and yelping)
All: ...aaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaa...
Spot: I know that I can talk to you, Dumpling.
Dumpling: Anyting, Spot. Ah'm glad we're friends...
Pups: ...aaaAAAAAAAaaa...
Dumpling: Dad-dee!! Ah got used assa subject fer a pork joke!
Spot: Oh shut up. When you've heard nearly as many pork jokes as I've heard chicken jokes, it's not nearly as bad.
Pups: ...aaaAAAAAAAaaa...
Penny: Hey! You guys are speeding!
Pups: ...aaaAAAAAAAaaa...
Captain: (horse's neigh)
Pups: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
(extinguished fire sound effect)
Lucky: Oy...hey, is everyone okay?
Pups: (all agree with random statements)
Lucky: Okay, that's good.
Two-Tone: Speak for yourselves, I'm the one with a big burn on my butt!
(Cadpig is heard crying)
Noggin: Cadpig...why are you crying?
Cadpig: *sniff* Boiling water reminds me of the time I accidently roasted Lance!
Cadpig: There you go, Lance. All the lobster feed you could ever want. You don't have to eat it now; you're just sleeping! *sobs*
Belchic: Didderity Darty! Who threw the pool party?
Lucky: Belchic? What happened?
Belchic: Well, I went to grab Roger's camera to take a picture of the Ultimate Dalmatian Puppy Totem Pole, when suddenly I took another!
Lucky: ....guys...Look who's responsible for firebombing us!
Konami: Gasp! It was you!
Sanka: It yu? Yo Konami, who Yu?
Konami: Not "Yu", you!
Sanka: Who named Yu?
Konami: It's not "Yu"!
Sanka: Ya be confusin' me, mon!
Konami: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Sanka: Naw, ain't no one be understandin' dee words comin' outta yer mouth!
Cadpig: Excuse me...
(Cadpig bashes Konami and Sanka's heads together)
Noggin: Well, it got her mind off that lobster...
Cadpig: Okay, anyone have any ideas on what to do?
Roxy: Someone better give Konami and Sanka some CPR before they drown...
Belchic: Gasp! Tippy! He got you, too?
Tippy: All of us, Belchy.
Belchic:
Grrrr....Jerko's gonna die!!Looks like a beatdown is coming...