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Post by Belchic on Feb 1, 2014 12:10:13 GMT -5
Last night, I went to Disneyland. When I left for the night, my bus driver said a bunch of Disney jokes that were pretty funny. Here are some that I remember:
Q. Why does Tinker Bell keep flying around and around? A. Because she's from Never Never Land.
Q. What is Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? A. Wendy's.
Q. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? A. She keeps running from the ball and losing her shoes. Plus, she has a pumpkin for a coach.
Q. Why wouldn't they allow the seven dwarfs gamble in Vegas? A. They're all miners.
Q. What did the Dalmatian say after he finished his breakfast? A. "That sure hit the spot!"
Q. Where does Eeyore like to shop? A. The retail store.
Q. Why does Piglet always smell so bad? A. He's always playing with Pooh.
Q. Why is Woody always so happy? A. He's got a little Buzz.
Q. Why is Buzz always so happy? A. I don't know.
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Feb 1, 2014 13:24:42 GMT -5
I admit. The Eeyore one made me chuckle.
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Post by Belchic on Feb 20, 2014 17:20:32 GMT -5
Q: What kind of pizza does Elsa like the most? A: Frozen pizza.
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Post by babclayman on Feb 28, 2014 8:38:07 GMT -5
A Man walks into a Media Store and asks the Clerk; "Do you have any Disney Movies?" "We've got Bambi for Twenty-Five Pounds." Replies the Clerk. "Isn't that a Little Dear?"
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Post by Belchic on Feb 28, 2014 11:46:33 GMT -5
Did you make that one up?
How about this one:
I was talking to Kermit the Frog saying that I've got a new friend for him I'd like him to meet. He asked me, "Oh, good. Will I meet her here?" Then I said, "No, you'll meet her in biology class."
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Post by Belchic on Jan 10, 2015 0:10:22 GMT -5
Here's one my brother made up the other day:
Q: How did Maleficent obtain three buckets of water? A: Well, well, well!
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Post by Paws on Apr 25, 2015 11:08:21 GMT -5
Reviving this to bring you one that our event coordinator told us last week while we were backstage in Disney:
Q: How easy was it for Merida's mother to turn into a bear? A: It was a piece of cake!
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