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Post by Belchic on Oct 26, 2015 14:45:44 GMT -5
Jack Daniels, now with 20% alcohol, 10% grape juice, and 70% panda blood!
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Post by ArtyJayWolf on Oct 28, 2015 11:45:17 GMT -5
The Common Core, now with 5% False-benefit, 35% Angry Opt-Out Students and 60% Ranting Soccer Moms!!
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Post by Belchic on Nov 6, 2015 19:07:57 GMT -5
Tombstone pizza: now with 20% pizza and 80% grass!
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Post by Flowgli on Nov 7, 2015 16:17:34 GMT -5
Reddi-Wip, now with 20% whipped cream, 40% salad dressing, and 40% sourdough bread!
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Post by Belchic on Nov 11, 2015 12:18:01 GMT -5
Armor Hot Dogs now with 20% meat, 20% bananas, 10% taffy, and 50% human teeth!
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Post by Flowgli on Nov 12, 2015 21:51:52 GMT -5
Butterball, now with 20% turkey, 20% asparagus, 20% gravy, 20% corn syrup, and 20% fat!
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Post by BenBen on Jan 14, 2018 3:29:58 GMT -5
Protein powder: Now with 20% protein, 30% flour, 50% cocaine.
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