Post by Lucky on Dec 13, 2016 1:00:57 GMT -5
Just something to show you guys what I'm talking about, Jeremy is crazy yes, but the reason for this is just to show what the character is capable of, though the story is non-canon, it's actually short and reveals something I may do with a novel in the future, okay, here we go.
Balance, Lucy, Bartholomew and Tara was near the barn. "Are you sure, this Canine will help us?" Lucy asked Balance, she wasn't so sure about the animal since she's never met the guy in person, Balance nodded her head as they went into the barn of the Dairy Farm, there they saw some milk bottles as Lucy walked toward them, she knew that a certain baby Dalmatian would have a hay day with all this milk, as she leaned toward the jugs and sniffed one of them, it smelt good, as they heard a voice coming out of nowhere, with a British Accent.
"May I be of some service today for all your milk needs?" The shadow that was beside the Beagle and the three Dalmatian Pups, had two glowing eyes as he showed himself to them, he smiled, showing his teeth as Balance looked at the dog himself, he had two black ears, a tan upper body, a white underbelly and a black muzzle. "Jeremy, I was wondering if you could help us?" Balance asked.
Jeremy's ears perked up when he heard this, he didn't really think Balance and her friends needed his help, when he grinned. "What do you need help with, my dear?" He asked.
"I need you to give me information on some Robots that's been attacking the town." Balance spoke.
Jeremy just walked up to Balance and Bartholomew. "Of course, but you haven't been paying up, Bal, I'm afraid your owner's tab just won't do." He spoke.
Tara just tilted her head. "Oh?"
Jeremy nodded. "Yes, Roger hasn't payed up for the last milk jug."
Lucy looked at Jeremy. "What if we give you a picture of a queen, you know Prince Charles'..." She started to say something else but Jeremy dashed up to her. "A picture of Prince Charlie's wife, I don't need." He spoke as he dashed back to Balance. "Please, give me the true experience of true laughter."
Balance just sweat dropped. "But... I..."
Lucy just had an idea. "I've got one." She said excitedly. Jeremy just looked at Lucy. "Alright then, let's hear it." Lucy smiled, thinking that Jeremy would love this. "How many humans does it take to screw in a Light bulb?" She asked, Jeremy sat down and listened to Lucy. "Two, cause Cruella orders Horace and Jasper to do it." Lucy spoke as she laughed, however the laughter stopped when she saw that Jeremy wasn't laughing and she looked away from Jeremy, closing one eye and looking out of the corner of the other. "Uh... Boogers?" She asked with disgust not believing that she said that, still no laughing from Jeremy.
"Next." Jeremy spoke.
Lucy just sighed as a respond not really understanding why Jeremy didn't laugh, as Tara walked up to Jeremy. "Okay, this one will knock your paws off, so..." Tara explained the joke in her own way, talking about two guys who walked into a juice bar, then delivered the punchline, but Jeremy didn't laugh at that either, Jeremy just looked at Balance. "Looks like you're the only one left." He said to Balance as he walked back over to her. Bartholomew stepped in. "Hold it, Ms. Balance has just one more companion left." Bartholomew spoke with a British accent. "I've got a joke that you will never forget."
Bartholomew looked at Balance, Tara and Lucy. "Go outside, and whatever you do, DON'T attempt to try and hear this." He spoke, Balance, Lucy and Tara did what they were told and waited outside, not getting why they had to wait outside, after a few minutes of waiting, they heard a loud laughter coming from the inside of the barn.
Bartholomew came out of the barn. "Okay, you ladies can come on in now." He spoke with a happy look on his face, Balance looked at Lucy and Tara, they just shrugged not knowing what to say or do about it, as they headed back into the barn seeing Jeremy on his back, chuckling. "That was a good joke, that one was." He spoke still giggling.
Balance, Lucy, Bartholomew and Tara was near the barn. "Are you sure, this Canine will help us?" Lucy asked Balance, she wasn't so sure about the animal since she's never met the guy in person, Balance nodded her head as they went into the barn of the Dairy Farm, there they saw some milk bottles as Lucy walked toward them, she knew that a certain baby Dalmatian would have a hay day with all this milk, as she leaned toward the jugs and sniffed one of them, it smelt good, as they heard a voice coming out of nowhere, with a British Accent.
"May I be of some service today for all your milk needs?" The shadow that was beside the Beagle and the three Dalmatian Pups, had two glowing eyes as he showed himself to them, he smiled, showing his teeth as Balance looked at the dog himself, he had two black ears, a tan upper body, a white underbelly and a black muzzle. "Jeremy, I was wondering if you could help us?" Balance asked.
Jeremy's ears perked up when he heard this, he didn't really think Balance and her friends needed his help, when he grinned. "What do you need help with, my dear?" He asked.
"I need you to give me information on some Robots that's been attacking the town." Balance spoke.
Jeremy just walked up to Balance and Bartholomew. "Of course, but you haven't been paying up, Bal, I'm afraid your owner's tab just won't do." He spoke.
Tara just tilted her head. "Oh?"
Jeremy nodded. "Yes, Roger hasn't payed up for the last milk jug."
Lucy looked at Jeremy. "What if we give you a picture of a queen, you know Prince Charles'..." She started to say something else but Jeremy dashed up to her. "A picture of Prince Charlie's wife, I don't need." He spoke as he dashed back to Balance. "Please, give me the true experience of true laughter."
Balance just sweat dropped. "But... I..."
Lucy just had an idea. "I've got one." She said excitedly. Jeremy just looked at Lucy. "Alright then, let's hear it." Lucy smiled, thinking that Jeremy would love this. "How many humans does it take to screw in a Light bulb?" She asked, Jeremy sat down and listened to Lucy. "Two, cause Cruella orders Horace and Jasper to do it." Lucy spoke as she laughed, however the laughter stopped when she saw that Jeremy wasn't laughing and she looked away from Jeremy, closing one eye and looking out of the corner of the other. "Uh... Boogers?" She asked with disgust not believing that she said that, still no laughing from Jeremy.
"Next." Jeremy spoke.
Lucy just sighed as a respond not really understanding why Jeremy didn't laugh, as Tara walked up to Jeremy. "Okay, this one will knock your paws off, so..." Tara explained the joke in her own way, talking about two guys who walked into a juice bar, then delivered the punchline, but Jeremy didn't laugh at that either, Jeremy just looked at Balance. "Looks like you're the only one left." He said to Balance as he walked back over to her. Bartholomew stepped in. "Hold it, Ms. Balance has just one more companion left." Bartholomew spoke with a British accent. "I've got a joke that you will never forget."
Bartholomew looked at Balance, Tara and Lucy. "Go outside, and whatever you do, DON'T attempt to try and hear this." He spoke, Balance, Lucy and Tara did what they were told and waited outside, not getting why they had to wait outside, after a few minutes of waiting, they heard a loud laughter coming from the inside of the barn.
Bartholomew came out of the barn. "Okay, you ladies can come on in now." He spoke with a happy look on his face, Balance looked at Lucy and Tara, they just shrugged not knowing what to say or do about it, as they headed back into the barn seeing Jeremy on his back, chuckling. "That was a good joke, that one was." He spoke still giggling.