I know you have been waiting for this!
There's something that I want to say
But words sometimes get in the way
I just want to show
My feelings for you
There's nothing that I'd rather do
Than spend every moment with you
I guess you should know
That I love you so
You are my lady (my love)
You're ev'rything I need and more (oh, oh, oh)
You are my lady
You're all I'm living forYuri: Come, my comrade. I know you are wantingk me.
Voice: I already have a boyfriend! Besides, you're too big for me.
Yuri: Maybe I should be usingk pick-up line...I once used my power to defend farm from evil girl who wanted power...
Sneezy: OMG!! You attacked a woman to get here?!
Yuri: Well, to best of knowledge other little girl came to stop...
Voice: Hey pal.
Yuri: Eh?
Roadhouse: When the lady says no she means no, buddy. You gotta respect that.
Yuri: Who are you to be stoppingk me?
Roadhouse: Don't make this about size Zangief. I can hold my own against you.
Yuri: ...well, farm has faced enough trouble for one night...
Yuri: Please be allowingk me to introduce myself. I am Yuri Sergei Dostroyofistan, Bark Bridage foriegn exchange student from Mother Russia. Can you be...acceptingk my apologies?
Sneezy: That's ok, Yuri! My name is Sneezy. Wow, I've never met a Russian before...
Two-Tone: I kissed Lucky to increase his luck on stage.
Sonya: Yeah, I did the same with Raiden. How is Tripod doing?
Two-Tone: He's making a recovery. But he seemed to get better very quickly once he met a girl. I think her name is...Lydia.
Sonya: Yeah. And we've probably seen enough wardrobe malfunctions for one night...
Cadpig: Girls?
Two-Tone: Hey Cadpig.
Sonya: What's up?
Cadpig: I was just thinking...do you think that villainous girl gang will really disband?
Two-Tone: Well, if they don't, they're going to need a new leader.
Sonya: Yeah Cadpig. We were able to overpower them. If they're not disbanded, surely they'll be gone for a while. We've earned our break.
Cadpig: I guess. But do you think...?
Lita: Hey girls! Check out what Jewel bought from the thrifter!
Jewel: Bring 'em on! I'm ready to rock! Woooo!
Roxy: Sorry girls. I tried to stop her, but she insisted.
Two-Tone: Hey Roxy. How's Connor been?
Roxy: Oh Connor's awesome! He has the best moves and he is so compassionate! I like him very much.
Two-Tone: So, you having fun?
Roxy: Yeah! I'm totally diggin' it!
Cadpig: I knew you'd have more fun this way Roxy.
Lita: Yeah. Major.
Silky: Hey girls! Star and I just met someone!
Tiffany: Um...hi girls! I'm Tiffany.
Girls: Nice to meet you.
Two-Tone: I'm Two-Tone.
Sonya: Sonya.
Lita: I'm Lita!
Jewel: I'm like, Jewel.
Cadpig: My name's Cadpig!
Roxy: And I'm Roxy.
Tiffany: You all seem very nice. So, who's your favorite New Pup?
Cadpig: Well, four of us are romantically involved with a New Pup.
Tiffany: Really? Awesome!
Cadpig: Yep. I'm with Noggin.
Two-Tone: My boyfriend's Lucky.
Sonya: I am with Raiden.
Lita: And Slayer's my boyfriend!
Tiffany: Wow. So, you think I could have a chance with Sanka? I love his voice and this dance talents!
Jewel: Awesome! Sanka has a potential girlfriend!
Roxy: Alright!
Nuke: Jewel! There you are. Hey, you look hot...real hot.
Jewel: Oh! Mucho thanks and some junk Nuke! Um...do you know what songs the boys are going to be playing?
Jenny: Hmm...a gang of bad girls? ...I need to know more about them...
Cadpig: Little more...
(lights dim)
Cadpig: Hey everyone! The New Pups are going to do their first song of the night!
Puffy: Good evening everyone! DJ Puffy here!
*crowd cheers*
Puffy: We got a great show coming up for you tonight. Here they are, performing their first number of the night, our hometown heroes, the New Pups on the Block!!
*crowd cheers*
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hg-IRZk4D0&mode=related&search=*Music starts*
Oh No...
Oh No...
Oh No...You'll never make me stay
So take your weight off of me
I know your every move
So won't you just let me beI've been here times before
But I was too blind to see That you seduce every man
This time you won't seduce me
She's sayin' that's ok
Hey baby do what you pleaseI have the stuff that you want
I am the thing that you needShe looked me deep in the eyes
She touchin' me so to startShe says there's no turning back
She's trapped me in her heartDirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana...
Let me be!Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no...She likes the boys in the band
She knows when they come to townEvery musician's fan after
The curtain comes downShe waits at backstage doors
For those who have prestigeWho promise fortune and fame
A life that's so carefreeShe's sayin' that's ok
Hey baby do what you wantI'll be your night-lovin' thingI'll be the freak you can tauntI don't care what you say
I wanna go too far
I'll be your everythingIf you'll make me a starDirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana...Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana...Diana!
Diana!
Dirty Diana!
It's Dia...Aa...Aa...
Come on! She said I have to go home
'Cause I'm real tired you seeNow I hate sleepin' alone
Why don't you come with meI said my baby's at home
She's probably worried tonight
I didn't call on the phone
To say that I'm alrightDiana walked up to meShe said "I'm all yours tonight"At that I ran to the phone
Sayin' Baby I'm alright
I said but unlock the door
'Cause I forgot the keyShe said "He's not comin' back......Because he's sleepin' with me!"Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, no
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana...Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!...(song ends)
*cheering*
*cheering continues*
*begin first eight seconds of the song again*
(cue outro music)