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Post by monkey on Mar 19, 2006 4:17:29 GMT -5
A quote from Slayer
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Post by Belchic on Mar 20, 2006 0:47:50 GMT -5
What's brown and sounds like a bell?..................................dung!
What's brown and sticky?..................................................a stick!
lol, that one just came to me.
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Post by monkey on Mar 20, 2006 0:49:04 GMT -5
lol
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Post by monkey on Mar 20, 2006 19:02:35 GMT -5
Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwhich!
Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Zim: GIR. Gir: Yes, master? Zim: GIR, I have your tacos! Gir: Gimme! Zim: No, GIR. Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes
[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning] Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory! [Gir's head pops out of ceiling] Gir: Yeees? Zim: What have you done to the telescope? Gir: Nothin'... Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault? Gir: I know, I'm scared too!
Gir: Awww... I wanted to explode.
Gir: [disguised as a dog] MEOW!
Zim: [eating waffles] Hmm... you know, these aren't that bad. What's in them? Gir: There's waffle in 'em! Zim: [shouts] You're lying!
Gir: [after eating his cupcake, he cries] I miss my cupcake
Zim: Okay, Gir, now, which way is home? Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know. Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip. Gir: Oh, i left that at home. Zim: left what at home? Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy. Zim: Why would you do that? Gir: To make room for the cupcake. Zim: Great! Just great!
Gir: CHICKEN! I'm gonna eat you!
[Picking disguises] Zim: For you, I'm thinking a dog. Gir: Can I be a mongoose dog?
[Dib is following GIR into Zim's home in a cloaking device. GIR eventually finds him and throws "Poop" at him. Dib becomes visible] Dib: I was... GIR: INTRUDER! (eats a cookie) Lalalalala Dib: Excuse me, but, can you put this spy camera in Zim's house so I can... spy on his evil and stuff? GIR: Hokey Dokey! Dib: I shoulda tried this a long time ago
[GIR gets a transmission from Zim] Gir: Hi! Zim: GIR! Finally! I need your help. I've been captured! Gir: YAY! Zim: No, that's bad, GIR! Gir: YAY! Zim: I need you to listen very, very, very very very, very, very, very carefully. [GIR is drinking a soda, not paying attention] Gir: What?
Zim: [after taking off on GIR's jetpack, ZIM and GIR crash into a dumpster] How could you run out of fuel that quick? Gir: I emptied it out. Zim: Emptied it out? Why? Gir: To make room for the tuna!
Zim: It's been nice working with you, GIR. Now self-destruct. GIR: FINALLY! [explodes happily]
Gir: [after eating a box of "poop" candy bars] YAY!I'm going to be sick!
Zim: Gir, do you want to wake up the entire planet? Gir: [shouts] I do!
- Invader Zim
You just gotta love Gir
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 20, 2006 19:59:24 GMT -5
(In what turned out to be a dream) Zim: GIR self-destruct! GIR: FINALLY! (Explodes in a small gray cloud of dust) From Invader Zim
Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says "Oooooooo" Brian the Dog: Peter those are Cheerios. From Family Guy
Ah, what do I know. I enjoyed the episodes with the Scrappy-Doo
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Post by Belchic on Mar 20, 2006 23:33:17 GMT -5
GIR: I'M NAKED!!!!!
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Post by monkey on Mar 21, 2006 4:21:05 GMT -5
I got something in my eye *pulls out finger* oh....it was just my finger - a random quote of mine
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Post by monkey on Mar 23, 2006 20:21:23 GMT -5
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.......IT BURNS! ~ Me I'm dying but I can see the light.....IT BURNS! ~ Me *regarding a rooster(sp?)*I have a cock, not here, but I have one ~ Me
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 23, 2006 20:24:23 GMT -5
one from The Simpsons
"My eyes! the goggles they do nothing!" Renier Wolfcastle after getting hit with a wall of acid
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Post by monkey on Mar 23, 2006 20:29:25 GMT -5
Marge: *after James Woods has told them what he was going to be doing* That sounds like a great movie James Woods: Yes....a...movie.... ~ The Simpsons
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Post by Belchic on Mar 25, 2006 19:17:11 GMT -5
From Ed Edd n Eddy
Rolf: The Hat of Discipline. Do you live in a cave?
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Post by monkey on Mar 28, 2006 2:20:53 GMT -5
Gandma Georgina: *after the Great Glass Elevator crashes through the roof* I think there's someone at the door!
Mike's Dad: Calm down Mike, I think Mr. Wonka knows what he's talking about Mike: No he doesn't, he has no idea, you think he's a genious(sp?) but he's an idiot...but I'm not *runs off to activate the teleporter*
Willy Wonka: *after Mike has taken off* Hey little boy! Don't push my button!
Willy Wonka: Here we go, Up and Out Grandpa Joe: But do you really mean? Willy Wonka: Yeah Grandpa Joe: But it's made of glass, it'll shatter into a million pieces *Willy laughs creepiliy(sp?)* - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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Post by Belchic on Mar 28, 2006 2:57:54 GMT -5
Strong Bad: Aww, a FUN-SIZED CANDY BAR??? Tell me this. What's so fun about eating less candy? I supposed if you gave me a whole bag of them, it'd be fun. The only fun I'm going to have with this is smearing it all over your door when I leave!
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Post by monkey on Mar 29, 2006 17:00:39 GMT -5
Mike: Why is everything here completely pointless? Charlie: Candy doesn't have to have a point, that's why it's candy Mike: It's stupid! Candy is a waste of time... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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Post by monkey on Apr 9, 2006 1:00:15 GMT -5
Willy Wonka: Um! Don't touch that squrrel's(sp?) nuts! It'll make him crazy!
Willy Wonka: *after his puppet show has gone up in flames* *clapping* Wasn't that just magnificent? I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but then that finnale, wow! - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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