Post by Belchic on Jun 2, 2006 13:34:30 GMT -5
belchic said:
The following scene was taken from an episode that was rejected 100% by the company and was never shown to the public at all:---
Mooch: Two-Tone, what was Lucky doing on top of you last night?
Two-Tone: It wasn't what you thought.
Mooch: Don't tell me you were giving him a piggyback ride! That's the same excuse you give me every single time!
Two-Tone: Well, what can I say? Lucky loves to piggyback on me.
Mooch: It's a good thing I broke up with you a long time ago.
Dipstick: *off-screen* Hey, Mooch! You might want to check this out!
Wizzer: *off-screen* Lucky's on top of Cadpig!
Mooch: WHAT? *rushes off*
Mooch: No! It can't be!
The next night...
Lucky: What do you want?
Mooch: Hey, Lucky! If I were you, I'd stop climbing on top of these girls before I smack your f**king head and beat the f**king crap out of your f**king body! What the f**k do you think you're doing you f**king a**hole?
Lucky: Hey, I'm just playing with them. They're my friends. And stop talking to me with that language unless you want to get into trouble.
Mooch: I don't give a f**king sh*t what kind of trouble I get into! Also, those girls are not your friends, because I know them! You keep your f**king paws off of those girls, or else I'll beat the f**king crap out of you! You son of a b*tch! You little pr*ck! You f**king C*NT!
Perdita: *out of nowhere* MOOCH DEARLY!!!!!!!!!!
Perdita: HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH LANGUAGE ON MY SON!!! I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID TO HIM!
Mooch: Ah, I don't give a f**king sh*t what you do to me, you big fat b*tch!
Perdita: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Perdita and Mooch are heard fighting in the background*
Cadpig: We apologize for the inconvenience. This scene has been censored for the sake of viewers with weak stomachs and fainting hearts.
*fighting sounds continue and then stop*
Cadpig: We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Mooch: *sniff*...Oh, man! That really hurt! I should have known Lucky's mom was a killing machine.
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See what I mean?
Lucky: Umm, yes. You censored out all the violence in that scene, but you didn't censor Mooch's potty mouth?
Cadpig: Well, normally, I'm against violence.
Lucky: But still, while violence should not be shown to children, cuss words are a lot worse.
Cadpig: You're right. I should have done that.
Lucky: MySpace is doing the same thing. They don't allow people to type in the number sign, yet they do allow people to clearly write that evil "F" word.
Cadpig: You're not going to hate me for this, are you?
Lucky: Of course not. I love you with all my heart.
Cadpig: I do likewise...as a sister, that is.