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[Belchic]

Perdida: Pongo, I think you and I should spend a little more quality time together.

Pongo: Why do you say that?



Perdita: Well, our pups have been having a lot of fun together, so I think it’s time we spent some time together and had some fun like we did when we were puppies.

Pongo: What’s your idea?

Perdita: Well, ever since the fall of 1997, Lucky has been dating Two-Tone, and ever since last summer, she’s been giving Lucky a lot of piggyback rides.

Pongo: Oh. Well, their kinship has really grown. So you’re telling me that you want me to give you a piggyback ride?

Perdita: Sort of. Except I want to do it the other way around.

Pongo: You want to give me the ride? Don’t you think I might be a little big for you?

Perdita: Cadpig has been able to support Lucky, and Lucky’s twice as big as Cadpig. Besides, she takes after my side of the family, so I think I’m strong enough.

Pongo: Well, uh…

Perdita: Come on, Pongo. Climb aboard.



Pongo: Whoa…steady, Perdy.

Perdita: There. Now isn’t this fun?

Pongo: I guess…You sure I’m not too heavy?

Perdita: No…but you’re kinda wobbly.



Lucky: Wow. Look at those two go! I’m surprised how strong Mom is for her size…well, compared to Dad’s size, that is.

Cadpig: I’m strong for my size, Lucky, and I do take after Mom’s side of the family. In addition to having a short temper, I also have incredible strength.



Perdita: Lucky, when you saw your father on top of me earlier today, it wasn’t what you thought. I was giving him a piggyback ride.



Pongo: Yes, Lucky. What you thought you saw is what was really happening.

Lucky: You’re kinda big, aren’t you?

Pongo: Oh, your Mom likes to show off.



Later that night…

Lucky: This is what you two need, a romantic dinner for two. I now present to you, your spaghetti dinner.

Cadpig: *pops up from the can* Did somebody say spaghetti?



The next day…

Two-Tone: Lucky, since Mom and Dad had a romantic dinner for two last night, howsabout you and I have one tonight?

Lucky: Uh…sure, Two-Tone! Would it be alright if I brought Rolly, Cadpig and Spot along too.

Two-Tone: Sure. Rolly and Cadpig can join us. And…meh…I suppose Spot can join us too…but on one condition…



Lucky: Yeah! Chicken on a skewer!

Rolly: It’s time Spot got extra crispy!

Cadpig: *stomach growls* Hang in there, my hungry stomach.

Two-Tone: *thinking* My life-long dream has finally come true! I have become buttered toast!...Uh, I mean, uh…I’m gonna eat Spot and become her replacement as the fourth main pup!

[cw]

lol ! Poor Spot .

[Belchic]

I admit it. Sometimes, I go overboard.

[Two-Tone]

lol

[Belchic]

I hope you liked those new pics that Trey drew, Two-Tone.

[Two-Tone]

sure do, oh you gonna look at my screenies?

[Belchic]

I saw your screenies 5 days ago. Why don't you do something new?

[Two-Tone]

ok

[Belchic]

I need to think of one more running gag so that I can have an even 25. So far all I got is...

1. Lucky climbing onto other pups
2. Two-Tone giving Lucky piggyback rides
3. Lucky farting
4. The chicken dance
5. "I'm not that kind of guy/girl!" when someone's touching them in a weird way
6. Cadpig's stomach growling
7. Characters freaking out over odd-looking things
8. Cadpig being very strong
9. Characters vomitting for some unknown reason
10. Two-Tone taking over the show
11. Dipstick talking like Quagmire from "Family Guy"
12. Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly dressing up in their trench coat
13. Characters staying perfectly still thinking no one will notice they're there
14. Characters singing classic rock songs
15. "OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!"
16. Lucky and Cadpig singing the Bum-Bum song
17. Lucky quoting crappy Zelda quotes
18. Rolly saying, "YOU...ARE A B*TCH!" after someone makes him mad in some way
19. "Wherr dee beans at?"
20. Jetix bashing
21. The "Superman" theme playing when someone appears to be flying
22. Cadpig and Vandella being close friends
23. Characters randomly blurting out something about buttered toast
24. Jasper being gay

Once I get a new set of screens, maybe I'll come up with something.

[Belchic]

Spot: I can't believe you guys are sneaking along with your parents. That place they're going to is too dangerous for puppies!

Lucky: Don't worry. Rolly, Cadpig and I are gonna wear our trench coat. Nobody will even know we're there.



Cadpig: Hehe, little do they know about our little secret.

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Spot: LUCKY! YOU'RE BACK! *squeezes Lucky*

Lucky: *FAAAAARRRRRRRT!*

Cadpig: Oops! You did it again!

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Lucky: Ha ha ha! I'm taking you down, Scorch! No animal can beat the dalmatians!

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Lucky: Two-Tone? Are you down there? Don't worry, Two-Tone! I'm coming for you! Stay right where you are, and don't panic!

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Cadpig: My bum is on the wheel! My bum is on the wheel!

Lucky: Hey, when is it my turn to sing the bum-bum song again?

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Cadpig: *off-screen* Oh no. Not the sad puppy faces. D-don't look at me that way, you guys! *breaks out into tears*

Lucky: I thought I was the emo pup of the family.

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Cadpig: Hmmm...maybe if I stayed perfectly still, no one will even notice I'm here. *long silence* I'm getting that strange feeling again. Okay, ghost puppies, show yourselves!

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Lucky: Ooh! I think the baby's kicking!

Mooch: *off-screen* OH GOD! *vomits*

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Rolly: Cadpig, what happened to my turkish delight?

Cadpig: You mean the one that was sitting on the table over there?

Rolly: Yeah. You know the kind. When you eat that stuff, you constantly crave more. In fact it even makes you hungrier.

Cadpig: Oh..........um............

Rolly: Why are you looking that way?

Cadpig: *stomach growls*

Rolly: YOU...ARE A B*TCH! *decks Cadpig in the muzzle*

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Lucky: And that's when Scorch and I went on Big Foot Rappids. You guys would have loved it.

Rolly: I'm going with you next time, Luck!

Cadpig: Me too!

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Cadpig: I feel very lonely. I wish Vandella was here to cuddle with me.

Rolly: I wish Lucky was here instead of Spot.

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Lucky: Two-Tone...so...sexy...must...resist...sex!

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Lucky: Fire? Come here, fire. *whistles* Come on out, fire.

Rolly: What are you doing?

Lucky: I'm trying to make fire come out of wood.

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Lucky: Okay, Cadpig, hold on tight! This is gonna be a BIG jump!

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Cadpig: PWNED! Or however you say that.

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Dipstick: Huh...huh...alright! I'll show these chicks how to have a good time! Giggidy-goo!

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Ahab: Cadpig, I'm not that kinda guy!

Cadpig: But I'm so cute to resist!

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Cadpig: *stomach growls* Man, all this sea adventure can sure make a girl hungry! I think I'll go tell Lucky to make me a sandwich.

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Cadpig: Come on, guys! Put some muscle into it!



Spot: Cadpig...you're so...heavy!

Cadpig: How heavy can I possibly be to you? I weigh NOTHING!

Spot: My strength! It's going blank!



Rolly: I've been right this whole time. Lucky is definately a better person to have in the totem pole than Spot.

Cadpig: I hear ya, Rolly. I wish he was here to climb on top of me.

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Scorch: Holy crap! Did anyone else feel that?

[cw]

lol! Excellent! I want those episodes but nobody can send them to me...

[Two-Tone]

lol

[Belchic]

Lucky: Man. Nothing to do, no one to talk to, no Two-Tone to give me piggyback rides when I need them. Man, I hate being trapped on an island.



Lucky's Stomach: I'M HUNGRY!

Lucky: Wuh?

Lucky's Stomach: I'M HUNGRY!

Lucky: I guess I must be hungry since my stomach is saying, "I'M HUNGRY". Too bad there's no food on this island. I guess I'm going to have to starve to death!



Lucky: *sniff, sniff* Hey, what's that?



Lucky: Dear Goddess of Love! BUTTERED TOAST! It came from the sky!



Lucky: THANK YOU, GOD!

[Belchic]

Lucky: OH BOY! THIS FEELS SO GOOD! HOW ABOUT A KISS FOR GOOD LUCK?

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Lucky: *farts* I just got an idea!

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Cadpig: *stomach growls* I can't believe they left no scraps for me. How will I ever know what those french fries tasted like?

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Lucky: Can I have some beano, please?

Cadpig: Can I have some food, please?

Rolly: Buttered toast!

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Rolly: *rings bell* The dinner bell is ringing!

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Rolly: Lucky, I'm not that kinda guy! Stop it.

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Rolly: *strains* Oof! Lucky, how do you do it?

Lucky: You just don't have the same flatulence problem as I do, Rolly.

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Lucky: Cadpig, I'm getting tired of walking. Can I climb onto your back?

Cadpig: I'm only giving you this piggyback ride because Two-Tone isn't here, and you are my best friend in the whole wide world.



Cadpig: I'm giving a piggyback ride to my imaginary friend.

Rolly: *off-screen* Look what you've started.

Lucky: *off-screen* Don't look at me. She just suddenly developed an obsession with giving others piggyback rides.

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Lucky: Get off of me, Tubby!



Rolly: YOU...ARE A B*TCH!

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Cadpig: You guys are not going to believe what I just saw! I saw Jasper behind the barn vomitting!

Lucky: That can't be possible! Gays don't vomit!

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Cadpig: Good news, guys!

Lucky: What?

Cadpig: I heard that Toon Disney is reducing its JETIX block and bringing back some of the old Disney Afternoon shows!

Lucky: Alright!

Rolly: Is our show coming back?

Cadpig: Nope, but hopefully, it will eventually.

Lucky: And hopefully we'll be rid of JETIX once and for all!

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Jasper: This is seriously the gayest thing I've done all day!

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Cadpig: *singing* Cups and cakes, cups and cakes.
Oh what good things Mother makes.
You've got to take tea. Won't you take it with me?
What a gay time it will be.

Cups and cakes, cups and cakes.
Please make sure that nothing breaks.
The china's so dear, and the treacle so clear,
and I'm glad that you are here.

Milk and sugar, bread and jam.
'Scuse me, please, and thank you, ma'am.
Here I am.

Cups and cakes, cups and cakes.
I'm so full, my tummy aches.
How sad it must end, but at least I've a friend
sharing cups and cakes with me.
And cakes with me...

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Cadpig: Huh? Where are you, Lucky? Why aren't you up on my shoulders?

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Lucky: My bum is on the grass! My bum is on the grass!

Cadpig: I have the strangest feeling that I'm getting some obesity.

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Cadpig: *sniff, sniff* Mmm, that smells good!

Lucky: What're you sniffing my ass for? Do you have any idea what it's been doing?

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Lucky: Now all we need is a trench coat!

Two-Tone: *runs on* I'm one step ahead of you, Lucky! *puts a trench coat and fedora on Lucky*



Lucky: Okay, Rolly, you start walking forward, Cadpig, you keep me balanced.

Rolly: I hope he falls and breaks his neck.

Cadpig: I'm sure he'll fall, Rolly, but I don't think we're lucky enough to have him break his neck.

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Lucky: Wow. It looks like everybody's doing it.

Two-Tone: We've created the biggest thing to hit Sparky's board ever.

[Two-Tone]

lol