Lucky: You know, Belchic's running gag is supposed to be me climbing up onto other pups.
Cadpig: At least you're on top of me.
Lucky: Oh, hush.
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Cadpig: Check me out! I'm so strong I can lift both my brothers at the same time!
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Lucky: Come on, Two-Tone! Just a little higher! I almost got it!
Two-Tone: I can't decide which I like better, giving you piggyback rides or doing this.
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Cadpig: Eww! Lucky just farted in here!
Rolly: Holy sh*t!
Lucky: So much for having this as our hiding place.
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Cadpig: Yeesh! Lucky, I'm not that kinda girl!
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Lucky: Maybe if we stayed perfectly still, no one will notice we're here.
Cadpig: Why did Belchic use this screenshot three times in this post?
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Cadpig: *stomach growls* I'm hungry, Lucky. Why didn't we buy popcorn?
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Spot: Lucky, how many hours do you want me to spend studying this?
Lucky: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!
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Horace: Jasper, why are you bunking out with me down here?
Jasper: Because I'm gay.
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Lucky: My bum is on the cement! My bum is on the cement!
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Lucky: Where are you guys going? Don't you want to sit next to me in the circle?
Rolly: No way. You stink.
Lucky: What about you Cadpig? Aren't you my best friend?
Cadpig: Nah, screw you! I'm sitting next to Vandella!
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*Cadpig crashes on the ground.*
Cadpig: But Mommy, I didn't break the lamp!
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Lucky: Cadpig had a little too much Mexican food last night.
Cadpig: *vomits*
Rolly: YOU...ARE A B*TCH! *pounds Lucky on the head*
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Lucky: Is a trench coat too much to ask for?
Rolly: Why are you looking up the chimeny for it, Lucky?
Cadpig: He probably wants to put it on while we're like this.
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Lucky: Those JETIX creeps are gonna get it!
Cadpig: I hope we can do something about it.
Rolly: I hope they don't outnumber us.
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Lucky: Holy crap! Not only is Jasper gay...
Cadpig: But Horace is gay too!
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Spot: Oh my Lord.
Rolly: What's she looking at?
Cadpig: I don't know.
Lucky: Two-Tone's up in a helicopter up there and is about to drop an anvil on Spot. This oughta be good!
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Rolly: D'OH IN MY BACKBONE!!!
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Lucky: This is the order we're always going to be stacked in.
Cadpig: But Mommy, Kiddy Kong did come to my door last night!
Rolly: Wake me when it's bath time.
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Sorry, I forgot a lot of my running gags off the bat.
