Belchic: Hello, everyone. For Belchic's Fan Art Commentary, Part 3, we're doing something a little different. Today, we've got a special guest. Everyone, meet Tippy.
Tippy: Hi.
Belchic: She's gonna help me do the commentary on this next set of fan art. You ready, Tippy?
Tippy: Ready when you are, Belchic!
Belchic: Then, let's begin.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Belchic: Well, it looks like Two-Tone's finally getting the respect she deserved. Or maybe not.
Tippy: She doesn't look happy.
Belchic: Well, if Two-Tone were a full-fledged character in the series, this is probably how this scene from "Home is Where the Bark Is" would have turned out.
Tippy: What made her decide to be on the bottom?
Belchic: You know what? This is an actual screenshot from one of the takes we took. I remember she snuck under the totem pole and was unaware that Rolly was on the bottom. As a result, she got a sore back.
Tippy: I think someone should lay off the doggie treats.
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Belchic: This looks like another one of our alternate episode takes. This was from "Leisure Lawsuit". The original plan was to have Lucky jump on Two-Tone's back to get Cruella's tape recorder, but after she got eliminated from the main cast, her role was taken over by Cadpig.
Tippy: Something about this doesn't look very kid-friendly.
Belchic: Don't worry, Tippy. I'm not big on sex humor.
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Belchic: Oh, this was a fun day! There's Cadpig showing off her strength again by giving Lucky a piggyback ride. I sure did get a kick out of the results!
Tippy: It always amazes me that that little pup could lift so much.
Belchic: I see I'm not alone in this world.
Tippy: I see Rolly video-taped this. Did that video ever get put onto YouTube?
Belchic: Yeah, but I think it got deleted for being reported as innappropriate. YouTube sucks.
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Belchic: Now, that's the kind of stuff I like to see! I don't want any of those cartoons to make all the money and steal all the hearts while leave the good ones in the dust!
Tippy: This looks rather offensive. Some people like Spongebob and the Fairly Oddparents, you know.
Belchic: Yeah, and to be fair, they're not really the worst shows on television, but I gotta let my aggressions get out somehow.
Tippy: Didn't Drake get revenge on you for this?
Belchic: Yeah, but you know revenge is not sweet.
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Tippy: Oh, there's that Jerko pup!
Belchic: What's he holding? A magic stone or something?
Tippy: I think his hand sign is getting censored.
Belchic: 'nuff said.
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Belchic: Who's this guy? Oh, wait. It's Konami. I wonder who broke his shades. We should get together with him sometime.
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Tippy: So, Belchic, what's wrong with this picture?
Belchic: Two-Tone seems to have this fettish with being in between Lucky and Cadpig. I don't think that sounds right, though. She belongs underneath them both, due to her body built and weight. In fact, I don't think she should be in the totem pole at all except on special occasions. Cadpig, I see you're thinking the same thing as me!
Tippy: What's the deal with Rolly? It looks like he's walking across a crocodile pit or something.
Belchic: Maybe that would explain why his legs were cut off.
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Belchic: Ahh, another one of our vacation photos. Disney World was fun.
Tippy: Was this before you met me, Belchic?
Belchic: Yep.
Tippy: That explains why I'm not there.
Belchic: You should have been there when we tried to get Cadpig down from that balloon!
Tippy: I would have loved to help.
Belchic: I'm sure you would have helped a lot too.
Tippy: Hold on...Belchic, what are you doing to Rolly?
Belchic: No comment. Next picture.
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Belchic: Ooh, the pups in black! Need we say more?
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Belchic: Yes, a big sheep dog, three little dalmatian pups, and zero common sense make up a perfect totem pole.
Tippy: Wait a minute. Why isn't Two-Tone holding onto Dipstick's legs?
Belchic: Well, I'd hate to see the totem pole fall apart, but I would like to see Mooch get PWNED!...or however you say that.
Tippy: You said it right.
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Belchic: And, of course, what totem pole would be complete without a disguise? Man, Mooch is so selfish putting himself on top there! Wizzer has an overactive bladder, Dipstick has fleas, and Two-Tone has no respect.
Tippy: No wonder she looks so sad.
Belchic: She'd rather do this kind of stuff with Lucky.
Tippy: I wonder why Mooch decided to wear a cassok for this?
Belchic: He's probably planning a sermin.
Tippy: Mooch? Doing a sermin? That would be hard to believe!
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Belchic: Oh, it's the New Pups on the Block! Dearly Farm's boy band!
Tippy: Hehe. More like "pup band"!
Belchic: I wish they had a better songwriter.
Tippy: What are they singing?
Belchic: I have no idea, but it looks like Weird Al wrote a polka for them to perform. Whatever it is, the girls seem to be liking it.
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Belchic: Hey! There's Tippy!
Tippy: Finally, a likable character!
Belchic: I'm so glad I met you, Tippy. You're like Cadpig, only bigger. Well, physically, that is.
Tippy: Yeah, except I've got a notable spot on my tummy rather than on the top of my head. Oh, and don't forget my black tips.
Belchic: Hence the name.
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Tippy: Aww, poor Cadpig!
Belchic: Yeah. Eating Lobster reminds her of Lance.
Tippy: I wonder why she's crying. Maybe the lobster pinched her from inside her stomach, and it hurt her really bad.
Belchic: Well, that's what she gets from eating live lobster!
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Belchic: Ahh, it's our nephews...and our neice. Seems like they're trying to look cool in this pic.
Tippy: Except for Little Dipper. He looks more like he wants his tummy rubbed.
Belchic: Well, Little Dipper is the youngest and least mature of the three.
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Belchic: Whoa. You know, when I heard that "102 Dalmatians" came out, I was worried they'd make it into a cartoon series and replace the main cast with these three pups, but now that I see this totem pole, I guess now, I wouldn't have minded too much.
Tippy: You really like totem poles, don't you Belchic?
Belchic: Yeah, I do. Especially when there's a girl involved and she's not on the very top. Nothing sexual; it's just my preference. My ex-friend, Sychar, is determined to kill me because of this.
Tippy: We won't let him do that.
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Belchic: Now, that's gotta be the most detailed totem pole disguise pic I've ever seen! That trench coat and hat suits those pups perfectly!
Tippy: Little Dipper thinks he's so cool in that outfit, but Oddball and Domino look a little worried. I'll bet they're afraid of getting caught.
Belchic: Maybe they won't if they closed up that coat!
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Tippy: Yay! Finally, a picture with both of us in it!
Belchic: I have to admit, Tippy and I make a great couple.
Tippy: Amen to that!
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Belchic: Here's me and Tippy doing a piggyback ride.
Tippy: Hahaha. That's me on the bottom.
Belchic: I am really thankful for begirlfriending you, Tippy.
Tippy: What are you waving at?
Belchic: Probably Lucky and Two-Tone doing one of their piggyback rides. They hit the biggest trend to hit Sparky's message board ever.
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Belchic: And here's our grand finale...the hug!
Tippy: Aww! Timeless! Just timeless! This is so romatnic, Belchic! I wanna hug you again!
Belchic: Okay, Tippy, but remember, we're on the air.
*Belchic and Tippy hug.*
Belchic: For those of you who enjoy our kinship, here's a little montage of those last three pics you just saw all together as one:
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*guitar plays*
Belchic: *singing*
Let's make this moment
be the symbol of our lives...
Put on your dad's computer,
and we'll sail to paradise...
You're a girl...
or maybe a wagon...
filled up with pancakes.
