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Aug 25, 2008 7:49:44 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2008 7:49:44 GMT -5
everyone has another opinion Belchic I think these jokes are stupid, but funny, too
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Aug 25, 2008 10:02:04 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2008 10:02:04 GMT -5
Your mother is so fat if she weared a yellow T-shirt and would jump out of a multistory-building people would think that the sun's goin' down
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Aug 27, 2008 10:28:08 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 10:28:08 GMT -5
yeah!!! full member now Your mother is so fat when she's going to the cinema- she's sitting next to everyone
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Aug 27, 2008 10:33:27 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 10:33:27 GMT -5
Your mother is so fat if she pass the TV, you'll miss all Dalmatians episodes.
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Aug 27, 2008 10:40:43 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 10:40:43 GMT -5
Your mother is so stupid-she's sitting on the TV and looks sofa
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Aug 27, 2008 10:43:10 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 10:43:10 GMT -5
Your mother is so fat-if she fall down from the bed, she fell down on both sites
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Aug 27, 2008 10:46:45 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 10:46:45 GMT -5
Your mother is so stupid- she will be run over by a parking car
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Aug 27, 2008 10:47:41 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 10:47:41 GMT -5
Your mother is so stupid- she falls over a wireless telephone
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Aug 27, 2008 10:49:38 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 10:49:38 GMT -5
your mother is so stupid- she's grading M&M's after alphabet
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Aug 27, 2008 21:50:56 GMT -5
Post by Wolfblade on Aug 27, 2008 21:50:56 GMT -5
Man, yo' house so small, you gotta eat a personal pan pizza outside.
You so poor, the roaches and rats were fighting over a crumb
Yo' momma so fat, she uses the Pacific ocean as her bath tub. (poor fish)
Yo' momma so fat, she tried to swim in the James river and got stuck.
Yo' momma so old, Moses was in her year book.
Ok, ok, enough with those. Time for some blond jokes ;D
Ok, three blonds were walking in the woods and they came up on some tracks. One blond said: their deer tracks. The other one said: no it's bear tracks. The third blond said: no it's Wolf tracks.
They stood around arguing for about three hours and a train came by and hit them.
Turns out the tracks were train tracks.
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Aug 27, 2008 21:57:29 GMT -5
Post by RaceFanX on Aug 27, 2008 21:57:29 GMT -5
You might be a redneck if you mow your lawn and find a car
You might be a redneck if you ever had to climb a watertower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor
You might be a redneck if a relative ever died after saying "Hey, watch this!"
You might be a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs
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Aug 28, 2008 14:02:36 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2008 14:02:36 GMT -5
yeah:D great jokes you two I can't make better ones
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Aug 28, 2008 18:11:53 GMT -5
Post by Wolfblade on Aug 28, 2008 18:11:53 GMT -5
I got a ton of em ^^;
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Aug 28, 2008 19:00:07 GMT -5
Post by Drake on Aug 28, 2008 19:00:07 GMT -5
I've got a blonde joke for you guys:
Okay, a blond was walking along one side of a river and wanted to know how to get over to the other side. She soon enough saw another blonde on the other side and decided to ask her how to get over there "How can I get over to the other side?" she asked the second blonde.
The second blonde looked back and fourth a few times before answering the first blonde "You are on the other side"
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Aug 29, 2008 21:33:49 GMT -5
Post by Tic-Tac on Aug 29, 2008 21:33:49 GMT -5
1: No videos or jokes relating to race, creed, sexuality, or gender.
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