Post by Shadow Dearly on Aug 31, 2010 20:52:21 GMT -5
Okay, there are villains in films or movies we see, whom work.
Types of villains whom we “Love To Hate” =3
Cases in point are like “Cruella Devil” or to some comic fans “The Joker” ;3
But then there are the villians whom we just hate, given either that they’re annoying, idiotic, unintimidating, or even to the case when you’re actually siding with them. X.x
So, I have put together a list of my personal Top 10 worst villains in history. (In context of either, being a Bad planner, Being pathetic, Stupid, Unintimidating or You actually side with them)
10. Scar from Lion King
This may come off as a shock, however I’m not really a fan of Lion King, I find it is over typed with it’s Hamlet rip off story and Unlikable Characters. There are other Disney movies which deserve more recognition than that does (One case of deserving more recognition; “101 Dalmatians”)
However, I am going to be state my reasons on why I don’t think Scar as an appealing villain. First off, he is so obvious, yet the heroes fail to notice this. He speaks in a dark manner, always hangs out in dark places, has the dark hair and also acts like a jerk at points. Come on! Does he need a bigger “I am Evil!” sign? (At least in “101 Dalmatians”, the heroes are smart enough to tell that Cruella has bad intentions)
Another case I don’t think is good about him, is that he hasn’t seemed to thought everything out. So he kills the king, and then exiles the son and then tells everyone both of them are dead…well…aren’t there going to be confusion on if the son actually comes back and it contradicts what he said about both being dead.
And then when he does get around to confronting the hero (and no one seems to question that the son is still alive), he plays the “You killed your father” card. Which then makes the hero depressed and everyone against him, and then before he lays his finishing blow, he then says “I killed you father…”
Yeah, Tell the hero that his problems weren’t his fault which would as effect boost his morale. And then when the Hero comes back and defeats him, he then tries to snitch his way out saying it was his associates idea…shifting the blame…and then his associates kill him for it.
Scar; the villain who should have planned things out more…
9. Dr. Faulkner from Bio-Dome.
I’ve put him on my list because of this one point; I’m siding with him!
He is a professionally trained scientist whom was specially chosen to live in the Bio-Dome for a year. However unfortunately the films “Heroes” (said VERY lightly), break in and start to cause annoying mayhem and practically destroying Billions of Dollars in research!
So what does Faulkner do this these annoying plagues of god? Leave them in the desert to die. Something I think, I would have done! Yeah! The characters are sooooooo bad; I’m siding with the villain!
And then the “Heroes” drive him mad and he tried to blow up the dome with them in it. I feel so sorry for how two teens could drive a smart man to insanity!
Dr. Faulkner; should have been the films hero…
8. Mr Electric from Sharkboy & Lavagirl.
For those who haven’t seen this movie, I’ll tell you that it’s from the maker of the Spy Kids movie; in which a kid named Kevin who imagines up two super heroes who come to him to take him to the planet where imagination beings live, to confront this villain, previous guardian of the planet before being corrupted by the school bullies. The film was just too bizarre and stupid enough, so it wasn’t really a successful film.
But this villian, he’s just annoying. He usually goes about making weird over the top expressions with his face as if someone off camera was holding up signs saying “Angry”, “Confused”, “Happy”, but it gets worse…
Throughout the film, he makes dozens and dozens of electric puns! Like saying “Watts Up?” or “Charge!” or even “Prepare to feel Megahertz!” (The “Wah Wah Music” machine would explode with him speaking into it) and to make the puns worse…HE EXPLAINS THEM!
His acting isn’t really good either. It’s like the director wanted to get everything finished as soon as possible so he told the actor, to pretend he’s not a good actor.
He just gets annoying as you watch him more and more.
Mr Electric, An annoying villain who can’t act or create his own decent puns to charge his own batteries.
7. The Thristies from the Cool Aid Man comics.
I’ve put these down lower on my list because they were more of villains in a comic which was only a free give away and not really a full license one. But still, they deserve a place, none the less. These guys are just…pathetic.
Their only distinguished personalities are to run about to ruin peoples fun by either making people hot, stealing third base (actually steal it) or close a hot dog stand. And they really sit down and make a list of thousands of ways to annoy people…these guys aren’t villains, they’re forum trolls.
But when the Cool Aid man comes in, he defeats them in like…five seconds. These guys are cowards! They even surrender just because he’s standing in front of them. Come on! I’ve seen Chickens act a lot braver.
The Thirsties, Pathetic Cowards who would work better working for a spam site.
6. Red Furred Rat & Oscar from Ratatoing.
These guys are also further down on my list considering they’re characters in a Rip-Off movie, so you can’t expect much from it.
Still, these guys are just annoying. Their introduction into the film was them saying “Excuse me; I want to make a complaint…no wait…ah…everything’s okay…”
And then they have the most annoying voices in history! The practically SHOUT out their plans and make sounds which would make your ears bleed!
And then they’re so easily convinced, aside from their introduction I mentioned earlier, there is also a scene where they hold the heroes a killing point, ordering them to hand over the ingredients they already stolen, however the heroes then say “But there are bigger on the counter.”
They’re like “Of course! Even though we know it’s very dangerous and there are traps up there, we’ll let you go free with your stuff and we’ll take those instead.”
Are you kidding me!? These are the type of people who buys everything a door salesman or telephone marketer sells within five seconds.
Red Furred Rat & Oscar, the gullible, annoying rodents who need to have a broom dumped on them.
5. Prince John from Disneys Robin Hood
This guy is just a pathetically wimpy villain.
A majority of the time we see him in the movie, he is always with that snake person who with the slightest mention to his mother, he breaks into a baby whine crying for his mother before sucking on his thumb about it. THIS IS OUR VILLAIN!? A mothers boy!? Come on! Give him some intimidation as a villain!
Another point is this version of him completely gets the character wrong. Based on the research I have done, it is claimed the reason he put taxes up were because he was trying to pay for the ransom for the return of his brother; King Richard. Something to which the film changes by saying that John sent him on a Wild Goose Chase. But if that thing about the ransom is true, by stealing money from him; wouldn’t that mean the heroes would be contradicting themselves for praising King Richard because they’re taking the money needed for his ransom?
Still, In this; Prince John is pretty pathetic. Cause when did you find a villain whom always sucked his thumb crying for his mother intimidating?
Prince John, the villain whom is still waiting for his balls to arrive.
4. The Dogcatcher from Scamps Adventure
Now to be fair, he is from a Disney Straight To DVD sequel; so chances are you wouldn’t suspect much. However, with this guy!? I don’t know what the employment agency were thinking when they employed this guy. I mean, in the first one we got a normal person doing it, who was only doing it because it was his job and he does show to have some good spot for canines (a.k.a. What he says to Lady when she is taken home). But for the sequel…how can you mess that up? I will warn you know, a big theme you will notice in my more top worst villians, is that they’re all bumbling and stupid. Case in point with this guy.
He runs about with a voice that sounds like the cross between Goofy and Lenny from “Mice & Men”, stumbling about all over the place and is always foiled from catching any stray dogs because of the simplest things. Even can’t take on Tramp towards the climax of the film, just falls over and dazes about fireworks.
The Dogcatcher; The clumsy idiot whom gives the Pounds Employment agency a bad name.
3. The Magician From Frosty The Snowman
Yet again, this is an idiotic villain. Looking like D!ck Dastardlys Even More Unsuccessful Brother; The Magician was Originally the real owner of the hat in which makes Frosty come to life, since because he’s so bad at his job of a magician does his best at trying to get the only magical thing he’s got (his Hat) back from Frosty. Something, he doesn’t do really well…
For the first third of the special when his rabbit takes the hat to the children after he takes it back the first time, we just sort of forget about him. But then when Frosty gets on a train to the North Pole, he jumps onto the train and does he try to get the hat back? No, he hangs on under the train before Frosty gets off it later and he tries to follow after but falls down a ditch. He then tries to threaten the heroes by blowing out a fire before they run off, with him following in a and Frosty rather stupidly walks into a greenhouse to which the Magician, simply closes the door (Yeah! He didn’t even lock the door! They’ll never get out unless they OPEN it).
But the way he is defeated is laughable. He submits to the heroes because, Santa threatens never to bring him another Christmas Present again…Are you serious!? But the thought never occurs to him, why can’t he just punch the head off the snowman, take the hat and run! He so clearly hasn’t planned things out all that well.
The Magician; Can’t even Magic up the tiny speck of Intimidation dust.
2. Jesse & James from Pokemon
Talk about villains who just go out the window.
Usually when we see them, they always come in announcing their somewhat chant before setting up their plan…which is usually…Make a large robot, like the previous episode, challenge them to a fight, like the previous episode, and then get blown up and shot into the air with a small ting as the scream, just like the previous episode.
Their plans just get so repetitive at points and does it ever occur to them that they could use their large robots to…crush the trainer!? The creatures need a trainer to know what to do, so by killing the trainer, they don’t have a leader. And then when the trainer is dead, they can just take the creatures from the corpse.
As the Series went on, they just became characters who didn’t really do anything to effect the story, within all the movie I’ve seen of it and an episode I watched some when, they don’t even Meet the heroes! They either just eat or just talk about stuff which would amount to nothing. What was the point of having them in the episode or movies, if they don’t do anything!?
Jesse & James; On the verge of becoming pointless, repetitive and are unable to think of simple crushing their enemies.
1. Edgar The Butler from Aristocats
THIS WAS THE BEST VILLAIN DISNEY COULD THINK UP OF FOR THIS MOVIE!? This guy isn’t intimidating in the slightest!
Like Trey said in his Top Worst Disney Films, This guy is bumbling, clumsy, stupid and obviously isn’t good on planning on getting rid of his mistress felines.
That’s a point to! This is also a villain I find myself siding with at points. I mean, he looks after his mistress for all that long, and what does she do in her will? Leave her entire fortune and estate to her f**king cats! Leaving him Nothing at all! Come on! What she expecting those felines to do with her fortune!? Lay about in it using her mansion as a litter box? I don’t know what this mistress dies off but I have my guess it must be Alzheimer’s which would explain this low logic for her will.
And he doesn’t dispose of the felines well does he? Doesn’t like…poison their food or…dump them in the lake in a bag with an iron on it. No, when I checked…he dumps them somewhere and pretends he doesn’t know where they are.
Come on! You can’t call this guy a villain! More of a Joke who you have to sympathies with because he’s such a bad one of that.
Edgar The Butler; The Slapstick Idiot whom deserves the place as #1 on my Worst (in terms of stupid, pathetic or idiotic) Villains of all Time.
That’s my list, I hope you guys like and see the points I made in it. ;3
I have to agree with you on Jessie and James Bab. I mean they're like giving Team Rocket a bad reputation with all of their failures...