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Post by Belchic on Jan 30, 2011 18:51:32 GMT -5
If Alice Cooper had an iTunes Essentials, these are what I think his Top 10 songs would be:
1. School's Out 2. I'm Eighteen 3. Poison 4. No More Mr. Nice Guy 5. Welcome to My Nightmare 6. Billion Dollar Babies 7. Under My Wheels 8. Only Women Bleed 9. Elected 10. He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask)
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Post by Belchic on Feb 7, 2011 20:09:33 GMT -5
Doug Walker's Top 10 Movies He Hates That Everybody Else Loves:
#10 - Cars (2006) #9 - Gladiator (2000) #8 - American Pie (1999) #7 - Avatar (2009) #6 - With Honors (1994) #5 - Signs (2003) #4 - Nell (1994) #3 - Matilda (1996) #2 - District 9 (2009) #1 - Moulin Rouge (2001)
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Post by Trey_Vore on Feb 9, 2011 5:37:16 GMT -5
As with what happened on one episode of David Letterman, Optimus Prime guest starred to give us: The top ten things that sound cool when spoken by a giant robot10: "Jergens lotion leaves my hands silky smooth." 9: "Do you have these khaki's in size 114?" 8: "My perfect night involves a pint of Häagen-Dazs, and season three of Sex and the City." 7: "Man, do I love me some taters." 6: "It was so hot in Central Park today, I saw a squirrel rubbing sunblock on his nuts." 5: "You seemed a little pitchy, dawg." 4: "Brody Jenner has added you as a friend on Facebook." 3: "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night." 2: "My parents wanted me to be a rabbi." 1: "All the slammin' shorties in the house say, 'Yeeeah'." www.youtube.com/watch?v=capoqysbgI0&feature=player_embedded
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Post by Belchic on Feb 12, 2011 18:43:08 GMT -5
A Sonic fanboy made a list of what he thought were the Top 10 Hottest Female characters in the Sonic franchise. A lot of people made responses to this video stating how many problems the video had. I won't list them all, but here's what he listed:
#10 - Amy Rose #9 - Cosmo #8 - Vanilla Rabbit #7 - Wave the Swallow #6 - Tikal #5 - Mina Mongoose #4 - Blaze the Cat #3 - Julie-Su the Echidna #2 - Sally Acorn #1 - Rouge the Bat
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Post by Belchic on Feb 14, 2011 15:05:09 GMT -5
Welcome back, all you YTP fans. Now, I came across someone on YouTube named Stuart K. Reily, and he's an expert on YouTube Poops and what makes them good and what makes them bad. He made a Top 10 list of the Worst Things that Bad Poopers Do as well as the Top 10 Things that YTP Fanboys do. I got the idea to make this list from watching his lists, and I gotta say, while I am a fan of YouTube Poop, there are some things in a poop that turn me away from a poop whenever I see it. So, for your enjoyment, these are the Top 10 Things I Don't Like Seeing in a YouTube Poop:
#10 - Billy Mays. For some reason, ever since Billy Mays died, people made a lot of poops about him. I don't know why they are doing that, because I find that to be kind of a disrespect to him. I can't tell you how many times I have entered "YouTube Poop" in the YouTube search engine and how many results I got that showed Billy Mays or Spongebob in the title. If I see a poop that has in the "Billy Mays" in the title, I will not watch it. I'm fine with having him come in when I'm not expecting it, but when I am expecting it, it's not funny. Unless you can come up with good sentence-mixed jokes or Sony Vegas effects to use in these Billy Mays poops, don't expect me to watch any of them.
#9 - Ear rape. Now, I'm going to forgive this one a little bit because there are some people who love ear rape. Stuart K. Reily said that one of the Top 10 Things that YTP Fanboys do is not like ear rape, and the reason why is because it's loud, obnoxious, stupid and unnecessary. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't mind ear rape so much if it's in small doses and put in clever spots. Like for instance, if there's just one instance where a character yells, and they make that clip done in ear rape, that makes sense. The bad ones I'm talking about are when they take a 1 second clip and slow it down to like 20 or 30 seconds and increase the volume to 50 times louder than it normally is. A good example of this is something I remember from a Mega Man poop, I don't remember what it was called or if it's still up, but I didn't like it. One pooper who's very infamous for spamming his poops with ear rape is Geibuchan. His poops are pretty hilarious, but every five seconds in every single one of his poops, there is ear rape. That's what I call YTP Spam, and that is something I don't like. That brings us to the next number.
#8 - Random Moviemaker effects. I can't tell you how annoying it is to see all those dumb Windows Moviemaker effects in a poop like the gay rainbow effect or all that sh*t. Some poops are nothing but this, which makes it even less watchable. A perfect example of all this would be a poop called "Will Creates a Paradox". This is a kind of poop that I like to call a "Clusterf**k", because that's all it is, a clustered mess of no humor or creativity, just random Moviemaker effects.
#7 - Rotation repeats. Now, repeats can be funny if done correctly, but rotation repeats are never funny. This is when they show a clip, then show it again sideways, then show it again upside-down, then show it again the other sideways. I don't know who's idea it was to start doing this, but it has apparantley caught on to a lot of bad poopers, and it's just boring, stupid, uncreative, and unfunny. For those of you who are doing this, stop. These rotation repeats have got to go, because they're not funny, and they're a waste of time.
#6 Long ass bookends. A lot of you probably don't know what I mean by this. Well, I call these bookends because they are at the beginning and end of the poops. These include intros. Another thing Stuart K. Reily mentioned is that nobody likes to watch long-ass intros to poops. I don't. Intros do not make the poop look epic; they just drag it out. As a matter of fact, I don't like watching intros to any videos on the Internet, especially if it's something I've seen over a million times like the Angry Video Game Nerd's theme song (for God's sake, if he's going to put that intro in all of his videos, he should at least update it every so often!). Not to mention, every time I watch an intro on a YouTube video, the video always stops to buffer in the middle of the intro. I don't know why, but this only seems to happen on videos that have intros. The other thing I don't like seeing are long, dragged out outros. Like for instance, the poop could end by showing some 2 minute epilogue like some depressing music, and a black and white picture of Luigi and text that reads "R.I.P. Luigi" or some sh*t like that. And above all, don't put credits at the end of a poop. I understand you trying to give credit to all the material and who worked on the poop, but please, if you have to put in credits, put them in the description, not in the video! Nobody's going to watch the credits at the end of a poop, not even if you put a little surprise at the last second. People have a habbit of leaving whenever credits start to roll. But anyway, intros, outtros, credits, surprise endings, "Cut-Off Prevention", these things have got to go. Whoo! We're running out of time! Let's move on!
#5 - Sparta Remixes. Again, I don't know who started the idea of making these types of poops, but they are not funny, and in my opinion, they never were funny to begin with. They're just annoying as Hell. I'm alright with the running gag of "This is maddness! This is Sparta!", but the Sparta Remix videos show another fine example of a lack of creativity.
#4 - Poops that have random censor beeps. It's bad enough when you have to sit through a poop that shows miles of unedited material, but when you're watching one that just has censor beeps randomly placed in, it's just annoying! Look, to all you comedy fans out there, censor beeps used to be funny, but those days are over. Today, they're only funny like 5% of the time, and the rest of the time, they're annoying. If I see a YouTube Poop that's called something like "Arthur Learns how to Swear", and the whole poop is nothing but a direct video of the source just with censor beeps randomly thrown in and no other edited material, I do not call that a YouTube Poop.
#3 - The Angry German Kid. For some reason, a lot of people make poops using these clips. The prime example would be Cynthia149 who has like an entire series based around this kid. I don't know where this video came from or why it was made, but I just don't like watching this kid screaming at the top of his lungs and destroying his computer. That's not funny; it's disturbing. Please, if you want to gain my respect, stop using the Angry German Kid in your poops.
#2 - "While I Play Unfitting Music" poops. This one should be pretty self-explanatory. These poops are nothing but a a 1 second clip from a random cartoon being played over and over and over again while in the background, a random song is being played. This is yet another prime example of no effort or creativity put into a video whatsoever. You can always tell when this one will pop up because it'll say in the title something like "Yoshi Screws Around With Mario While I Play Unfitting Music". Those last five words are the key words you need to look out for! If you're new to watching poops, avoid these kinds of videos at all costs, because this is not a YouTube Poop; it's just mainstream Internet sh*t.
And the #1 thing that I hate seeing in a YouTube Poop is...
Poops that are nothing but intros to CD-i intros with all nouns replaced with a meme.
My God, I am getting sick and tired of seeing these kinds of poops! They are annoying, they are everywhere, and they require no brain power to make! Most of these are either the intro to "Hotel Mario" or the intro to "Link: The Faces of Evil". On rare occassions, I see other unique sources, but 99.9% of the time, it's the intro to one of the CD-i games. This is a fine example of what Stuart K. Reily was talking about when he mentions when he rants about meme replacement. Let me show you an example of what I mean. The poop could be titled "Hotel Mario with All Nouns Replaced with PINGAS!", and it would go something like this: "*Bowser laughs.* Nice of the PINGAS to invite us over for a PINGAS, eh, PINGAS? I hope she made lots of PINGAS. PINGAS, look! It's from PINGAS! Dear Pesky PINGAS..." You get the idea. I've also seen vids like this where they replaced all the verbs with a meme, but don't try to fool me, because that's the same exact thing!
Well, there you go, folks. Those are the Top 10 Things I Don't Like Seeing in a YouTube Poop. I hope a lot of you who are YTP fans agree with a lot of the stuff I listed. And for those of you who are poopers or plan to be poopers, take this list into consideration so you'll know what kinds of stuff will cause me to turn away from your poop. Have a nice day, everybody!
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Post by Belchic on Feb 14, 2011 16:46:21 GMT -5
You weren't serious when you meant that, were you, General? If you were joking around, then my apologies. But do you know the first thing about making a poop?
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Post by Belchic on Feb 20, 2011 18:33:31 GMT -5
Okay. Shadow once did a list of Shadow's Top 10 Best Friends. I noticed that my character, Joey, has a lot of really close friends, so I decided to do a list of his friends too. In case anyone asks, I excluded Lizzie from this list because I want to keep his soulmate exempt. So anyway, here are...
Joey's Top 20 Best Friends:
#20 - Rolly #19 - Sneezy #18 - Chloe #17 - Shadow #16 - Cuddly #15 - Kendra #14 - Chloee #13 - Emerald #12 - Lucky #11 - Cadpig #10 - Rosalina #9 - Veronica #8 - Nemo #7 - Roxy #6 - Two-Tone #5 - Belchic #4 - Tippy #3 - Puffy #2 - Envi #1 - Clayton
I hope some of you are happy about some of your pups being on the list. If you're disappointed that some are not, then that's probably because Joey doesn't know them well enough or they haven't done that much if not anything with him. I think it would be interesting to see other pups making their own lists of their best friends. ;D
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Post by Belchic on Feb 24, 2011 1:19:21 GMT -5
Doug Walker recently posted as a comeback to his last Top 10 a list of the Top 10 movies he likes that everyone else seems to hate. Well, if you're expecting me to post that, think again. That list inspired me to make my own Top 10 lists of movies I hate that everyone else loves, as well as movies I like that everyone else hates. Well, my hate list movie needs some work right now, but I think I got my like list all figured out.
So, here we go. My Personal Top 10 Movies I Like That Everyone Else Seems to Hate:
#10 - Lilo & Stitch (2002) Now, this is one of Disney's more popular franchises, but it's also one of their most hated franchises. What's the reasoning? Well, when this movie first came out, a lot of people thought it was a terrible concept and automatically thought it was going to be an epic fail. A Hawaiian girl who listens to Elvis who befriends an alien who she thinks is a dog? Does that defy some logic? Yeah, a little bit. But did these bashers even see the movie, or are they just "judging the book by it's cover"? If you actually sat and watched the film, it actually has a very strong story and lovable characters, and may I also add that it did extremely well in theaters?
#9 - The Wizard (1989) For some reason, this 80's classic seems to get bashed a lot. I don't really know why. I mean, a lot of children of the 80's who grew up with Nintendo should cherrish this movie, but apparantley, there's something I'm missing here. Sure, Fred Savage was a little annoying, and most of the stuff that happens other than the video games are not really interesting, but it's a movie that will surely live in your hearts. It's problematic to be sure, but not horrible.
#8 - Night at the Museum (2006) This movie has a lot of big name actors, and it's very entertaining and easy to follow. I really don't understand why so many people hate this film. Sure, it is kind of silly, but isn't that the whole point?
#7 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) If you were to ask any Indiana Jones fan, I'm pretty sure that at least 90% of them will tell you that "Temple of Doom" is the worst of the trilogy...of course, that was all until "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" came out. I guess the reason people hate this one the most of the original trilogy is because the other two were more serious and relied on action while this one was more of a family comedy. I still don't understand why audiences today hold such a grudge against comedy when comparing it to all the other genres. I mean, this film has a good story, Shorty is hilarious, and how can you not like that awesome mine cart chase towards the end of the film?
#6 - Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000) Now, I will admit that TV show adaptations for the most part are really bad. However, I find "Rocky & Bullwinkle" to actually be quite decent, but still, millions of people bash on it to this very day. There was a good cast in this film, and I gotta admit, Bullwinkle's jokes are actually pretty hilarious, even though a lot of them seem dated by today's standards. Also, having Rocky voiced by his original voice actor is also a realy treat. If you haven't seen this one, I reccomend checking it out.
#5 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Okay, a remake on a holiday special that's already a true classic. I don't think I need to say anything else, but I will. Sure, this may be a bit inferior to the classic, but it's good in it's own way. I watch this movie every year around Christmastime, and it still holds up. I mean, I know this movie got some bad reviews when it came out, but that doesn't mean we're not allowed to like it.
#4 - The Fantastic Four (2005) A Marvel superhero movie that for some odd reason got a lot of bad reviews, and most people I knew didn't even bother to go see this movie at all because they read those reviews on Rotten Tomatoes! Well, I wanted to go see it, because the Fantastic Four was one comic book superhero franchise that I was somewhat into. After seeing it theatrically, I thought it was really well-done; I don't see why so many people hated it. I guess they were getting tired of these kinds of superhero movies and wanted something darker and more for adults. Curse you, Batman!!!
#3 - The Black Cauldron (1985) Yeah, yeah, Disney's biggest financial bomb that nearly shut down Walt Disney studios. I know it did poorly in the box office, but that's no reason to hate the film! Some people told me that the story and the characters were not really interesting, but I'm the polar oppossite on that, even though the characters are forgettable. I'm actually glad I got the opportunity to see this film. Sure, it may not be what Disney is known for, but it's good for something unique.
#2 - Alpha and Omega (2010) Here's another movie that gets bashed by a lot of people, critics and fans alike. This was also a financial bomb, and I'm not really sure why. I thought the film was very well-written, the characters are all great, and the animation was...ok. However, everyone else seems to think the exact oppossite of me. They seem to think the only reason this movie is bad is because it's about sex. Well, the first time seeing it, I was unaware of that, and the hint that the movie is based around sex is barely noticable, so what's the big deal? Oh, the movie has sex, so that automatically makes it bad, and nobody's allowed to like it! BS! You know, when I see bad reviews like these, I just don't know what people want to see out of movies anymore, because no matter what they try, everybody always has to complain about something, and most of the time, it's always the most ridiculous thing!
#1 - Santa Buddies (2009) All I have to say is...COME ON! A Disney movie about talking puppies, so what's so horrible about that? I thought this movie was one of the best Christmas movies I have ever seen in my life, yet everybody else all over the world is saying that it's terrible and deserves to be burned in the fires of Hell! You guys were okay with "101 Dalmatians" and "Lady and the Tramp", so why aren't you accepting this? It's not really pissing me off that they have a different opinion than me. Oh, no! It's not that at all! What's pissing me off is that a majority of the people who are bashing this movie (and all the other Buddies movies, for that matter) are criticizing it when they haven't even seen it yet! That's what I keep trying to tell everybody, yet they all think I'm just a devoted fanboy who's bashing people for having a different opinion than me! NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO! Watch the movie first, and THEN you can criticize it! If you don't like it, I will respect your opinion, but don't criticize something BEFORE you see it, because that's the kind of stuff that really upsets me!
I'll think hard about my other list, and then maybe, I'll post it once I come up with 10.
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Post by babclayman on Feb 24, 2011 6:32:52 GMT -5
Hmm, Well, Be Fair. I think alot of people do like, Lilo & Stitch. =3 It is one of, Disney's more known Fanchises in the 2000's Decade ^^; So, I don't really know anyone who does have anything against it.
I myself also liked, Night At The Museum and the, Grinch Movie. =3 I felt the, Carrey one actually gave more back story and character development to, Grinch along with having Cindy actually do more than say "Santy Claus, Why?" o.o
Still, Seems like a Nice list, Belchic. ;3 Looking forward to seeing what more Lists come on here. *Hugs* X3
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 24, 2011 11:11:47 GMT -5
I'm with Belchic on the Rocky & Bullwinkle movie. That's actually a pretty good flick with a lot of hokey but legitmate laughs, cool cameos and good casting with some fun action. Overall that one is good fun, although a few jokes like Bullwinkle saying "Whazzzz up" are kinda dated now.
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Post by Belchic on Feb 24, 2011 16:13:04 GMT -5
I just remembered something else, so I changed my list. I decided to take off Earth Girls in favor of Temple of Doom.
@bab: I'm kinda getting annoyed with your "be fair" philosophy. Just because you like one of the films on my list doesn't mean everybody else in the world likes them. I have some good reasonings for both these lists, so let me know if you'd like an explanation.
Well, I thought about it, and I managed to come up with a list for My Personal Top 10 Movies I Hate that Everyone Else Seems to Like:
#10 - The Dark Knight (2008) #9 - Watership Down (1978) #8 - Cars (2006) #7 - Avatar (2009) #6 - Alice in Wonderland (2010) #5 - Moonraker (1979) #4 - Monsters, Inc. (2001) #3 - Animal House (1978) #2 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) #1 - Transformers (2007)
Remember, these are just my opinions. I don't want to hear anybody say, "OMG! I can't believe you hate that movie! It's awesome!"
I've noticed a strange pattern here. On this list, all of my movies are either from the 70's or the 2000's, while on my other list, all my movies are either from the 80's or the 2000's. Is that kind of weird to you?
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Post by Belchic on Mar 3, 2011 2:55:26 GMT -5
Here are my picks for the Top 10 Most Tear-Jerking Songs in Disney Films:
#10 - "Someday My Prince Will Come" from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves #9 - "Not in Naughtingham" from Robin Hood #8 - "Sally's Song" from The Nightmare Before Christmas #7 - "Johnny Fedora and Alice Blue-Bonnet" from Make Mine Music #6 - "Very Good Advice" from Alice in Wonderland #5 - "Circle of Life" from The Lion King #4 - "Someone's Waiting for You" from The Rescuers #3 - "It Won't Be Long 'Til Christmas" from The Happiest Millionaire #2 - "Feed the Birds" from Mary Poppins #1 - "Baby Mine" from Dumbo
I picked one song per movie, and those are all just my opinions, so if you have other opinions, good for you.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 6, 2011 17:35:53 GMT -5
Here we go: My Personal Top 10 Favorite Animated Movies!
#10 - Alpha and Omega (2010) #9 - DuckTales: The Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990) #8 - Toy Story (1995) #7 - A Goofy Movie (1995) #6 - The Secret of NIMH (1982) #5 - Bolt (2008) #4 - The Lion King (1994) #3 - The Land Before Time (1988) #2 - Yellow Submarine (1968) #1 - 101 Dalmatians (1961)
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Post by Belchic on Mar 9, 2011 21:23:14 GMT -5
Being someone who's watched American Idol a really long time, I noticed that the contestants on that show sing a lot of the same songs every single season. So for your enjoyment, these are what I believe are the Top 10 Most Over-Performed Songs on American Idol:
#10 - "Jolene" by Dolly Parton #9 - "Somebody to Love" by Queen #8 - "Come Together" by The Beatles #7 - "Dream On" by Aerosmith #6 - "Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding #5 - "I Don't Want to Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith #4 - "Because of You" by Kelly Clarkson #3 - "Hero" by Mariah Carey #2 - "Alone" by Heart #1 - "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley
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Post by babclayman on Mar 10, 2011 4:16:35 GMT -5
Ironically, I have to make a, Raggae Version of, Hallelujah for my Music Course, In College. ^^;
However, I guess it comes with the Singers knowing what will get an, Audience Attention. Even if it is playing the, "People like this Song" title. ;3
Although, I do need to work on a List myself. ;3
Still, Nice Top 10 Belchic. ;3 Looking forward to seeing more in this thread. *Hugs* X3
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