Cadpig (notices Lucky with Jewel): Uh-oh...
Two Tone: So, Lucky, now Jewel is better than me
Lucky: It's not like that, darling, we were just having fun. You know that I love you and no one else!
Two Tone: Yeah, yeah!
Lucky: Cadpig, hey! Don't poop on my back!
Rolly: When Lt Pug wakes up from his new shizofrenic sleep, he will have no idea where he is!
*everybody laughs*
Dipstick: My name is Dipstick! Nice to meet you, lady!
Mooch: I'm not a lady, you dipstick!! It's me, Mooch!
Rolly (off-screen): Cadpig, are you pregnant?!
Cadpig: No, I'm hungry!
Rolly: Well, now when you mention it, I am hungry too!
Lucky: *dances and sings*
Rolly (opening his eyes): Stop making noises, Lucky, I'm trying to sleep!
Cadpig: Don't tell me that you've just crapped on my head, Rolly!
Rolly: OK, I won't tell you.
Wizzer: Hey TwoTone, this is not a fashion show, so move your butt from here if you don't want me to pee on you!
Rolly: SAUSAGES!!!!! I'll eat them all!
Cadpig *off-screen*: All? There is 100 of them, Rolly, you can't eat all of them!
Rolly: I bet that I can!
Cadpig: Why do I have to smell human faeces?!
Lucky: Because you lost the bet with Rolly
Rolly: *whispers to Lucky* Poor Cadpig, does she really have to do that?
Rolly: Oh this never gets old!
Cadpig: You're right, Rolly!
Lucky: Yeah, but this coat can't cover Rolly's butt ;D
Rolly: Lucky, what are you doing on me now?
Lucky: Spying Two Tone trying Cruelyn's clothes on. Wow, she's hot!
Lucky (after getting hit with a ball): Rolly, you were supposed to throw it to my hands, not into my face!
Rolly (off screen): Sorry, Lucky!
Spot: *singing* ...you and me could write a baaaad romance...
Lucky: (to himself) Let's see how fast can you sing, Spot! *plays the guitar faster*
Cadpig: No way, Lucky, you can't reach those cookies!
Lucky: You'll see, Cadpig!
Rolly (jumps on Lucky): But I can reach them, that's for sure! *grabs the cookies and eats all of them*
Pongo: I think everyone will recognize us!
Perdita: Come on, darling, with those glasses and fake moustache, even Roger wouldn't recognize you!
Patch (after coming around with Priscilla): Who is that silly guy on you, mother?
Perdita: Patch, hey! It's your father!
Pongo: Perdita! It was supposed to be a secret!
Patch and Priscilla: *laugh*
Lucky: Oh I feel strange, but good!
Cadpig *off screen*: If you add drugs into his food ever again, Mooch, I swear I'm gonna report you to Mayor Ed Pig!
Lucky: Mayor Cadpig? Since when are you a mayor, Cadpig?
Lucky: Rolly, Rolly! This is my face, not a slice of bread!
Jasper: *walks in female clothes, trying to look sexy*
Other people: Oh, House of DeVil has really ugly mannequins!