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Post by Belchic on Apr 9, 2012 17:56:29 GMT -5
Q: Where's Charlie?
A: It's the definition of meru.
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Post by Flowgli on Apr 11, 2012 16:55:12 GMT -5
Q: What is a word that is really a city in Kenya?
A: Passing notes in class.
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Post by Belchic on Apr 11, 2012 18:06:41 GMT -5
Q: What did you get sent to the principal for?
A: So Faaaaar Awayy...
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Post by Flowgli on Apr 12, 2012 14:16:09 GMT -5
Q: Where are the Wilsons, now?
A: They're very busy, so they can't come.
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Post by Flowgli on May 22, 2012 16:34:01 GMT -5
Q: Why aren't our friends here to play baseball with us?
A: Smells like turkey necks.
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Post by Belchic on May 22, 2012 17:59:30 GMT -5
Q: What is that smell?
A: It's the fruitiest cereal in Bedrock.
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Post by babclayman on May 23, 2012 4:52:21 GMT -5
R. But they're Pebbles! How can Pebbles be fruity?
A. With a Melon.
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Post by Flowgli on May 23, 2012 7:44:23 GMT -5
Q: What's an easy way to clean a microwave?
A: Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Post by Belchic on May 23, 2012 11:48:33 GMT -5
@bab: This is "Stupid Answers", not "Stupid Non-questions."
Q: Where did you guys go out to eat last night.
A: You don't want to know!
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Post by babclayman on May 23, 2012 12:30:21 GMT -5
(How is that a "Stupid Non-Question"? "With a Melon" can be a stupid Answer too. =/)
Q. How am I feeling right now?
A. By shooting it with the magic of forty two forklifts!
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Post by Flowgli on May 23, 2012 13:09:43 GMT -5
(I think Belchic meant the way you responded to his Pebbles answer, bab.)
Q: How can we defeat that monster?
A: Tape!
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Post by Belchic on May 23, 2012 13:31:17 GMT -5
(How is that a "Stupid Non-Question"? "With a Melon" can be a stupid Answer too. =/) Q. How am I feeling right now? A. By shooting it with the magic of forty two forklifts! *facepalm* No, no, no! Your response to MY post was a response to a Non-question! You need to pay attention to what's going on around you, bab. Anyway... Q: What are you using to close your mouth with? A: That's a deer little something to eat. A deer that you have for breakfast. Something you eat like a deer.
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Post by babclayman on May 23, 2012 13:37:37 GMT -5
(My response Was a Question to yours though. Didn't you notice the Question Mark? No need to facepalm)
Q. Who is Bambi's Mother?
A. LEMON CURRY!
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Post by Flowgli on May 23, 2012 18:37:12 GMT -5
(Um, bab? When you ask a question in this topic, you're supposed to ask it like it has not been answered!)
Q: What sauce did you say you like for your chicken?
A: Only in America!
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Post by RaceFanX on May 25, 2012 15:04:12 GMT -5
Q: Where can you shoot for the moon...and actually then actually go there to one up the reds?
A: Carnac the Magnificant
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